2:18am on Friday night and I'm all business and work. Just weeks ago when I was in college, I was obliterated by this time partying. FML

Friday, June 25, 2010 02:18:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

This book is so amazingly ALMOST finished. Can't wait until it's done! http://twitpic.com/1zq7p3

Friday, June 25, 2010 01:02:16 AM from Twitpic

New blog post: Further Proof Steve Jobs is a Dick & the iPhone 4 is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/cmqtd4

Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:32:04 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Interior crocodile aligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

Thursday, June 24, 2010 12:52:18 AM from twidroid

34 pages and our book is finished! ZOMG

Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:55:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Android App of the Week: GPS Status http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/23/android-app-of-the-week-gps-status/

Wednesday, June 23, 2010 09:04:12 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

To quote myself: "I just want to get fuckin blasted with hot chicks and make bad decisions"

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 11:05:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Travlin' Max is the shit. He gave out light up maracas! We didn't get fuckin light up maracas at our orientation! Can I be a freshman now?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 09:30:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is fucking miserable watching freshman orientation from a post grad perspective.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 06:32:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

DAT ASS...

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 06:14:23 PM from twidroid

I am sitting in a glass windowed office talking on speakerphone. People outside think I'm crazy and talking to myself.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 05:23:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

I come up to Fairfield to finish the yearbook and they have all these freshman smokes up here for orientation to distract me.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 12:00:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

New Blog Post: Jesus Christ, A.J (http://blog.portfolioso.com/?p=1327)

Tuesday, June 22, 2010 02:26:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

A.J BURNETT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS

Monday, June 21, 2010 10:26:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

26 hours of entourage to catch up on before Sunday's season 7 premiere. That means I have 4 1/3 hours per day to watch. FML

Monday, June 21, 2010 03:21:20 AM from Twitter Web Client