I just unlocked the "Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aBKvru
I'm at Pimlico Race Course (5201 Park Heights Ave, Baltimore) w/ 55 others. http://4sq.com/brqWHD
My kidneys ache
Worst piss I ever had to take in my life... like borderline kidney failure...
TC: "I have to piss like Patty Oprada"
Just chugged 2 vodka crans in like 4 minutes. Its not even noon. Is that bad?
On the way to preakness. There is no way this won't be messy
RT @mirror3x5: thank god im a country boy
I'm at Oriole Park at Camden Yards (333 W Camden St, Baltimore) w/ 10 others. http://4sq.com/3VS9u3
I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/a1zoVZ
5 dudes in a car singing along to backstreet boys. Absolutely straight
Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone
"What gets drier and drier the more it wets?" -TC
Its killing me that I have no shot at this.
I just ousted Joseph J. as the mayor of Southport Brewing Co. on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6jakVr