I'm at Mont Olympos Diner w/ @waspito. http://4sq.com/6T53vG

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 11:39:00 PM from foursquare

See this is why the Dutch are so much better than Americans. Why don't we have these contests here: http://bit.ly/bFMxMq

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 05:54:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Take this heat and shove it up your ass. It's May, not July

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 05:46:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

WE LEFT OUT HALF THE FUCKING FOLIOS. UGH... YEARBOOK

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 12:06:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it

Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

Follow @BPGlobalPR - it's satire is brilliant

Tuesday, May 25, 2010 04:03:15 AM from DELETED

New blog post: Gaming Controllers Suck http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/05/24/gaming-controllers-suck/

Monday, May 24, 2010 10:35:32 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Just hit me... this isw probably the last time ill see a lot of people

Monday, May 24, 2010 02:15:57 AM from twidroid

Ewwwww my fucking shoelace was just in a puddle of piss

Monday, May 24, 2010 01:22:10 AM from twidroid

Riots at the grape and the point. Lol

Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AM from twidroid

So it's over?

Sunday, May 23, 2010 01:20:01 PM from twidroid

My tweets from yest were erronious. In the meantime, I graduate today? Damn. Can I go to bed now?

Sunday, May 23, 2010 07:59:32 AM from twidroid

As much as I bitched about this roommate bro all year long, he legit just made my day

Sunday, May 23, 2010 04:06:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Sabotage. Lock up your closets, network fools. Th54 is offline son: http://twitpic.com/1q9mbf

Sunday, May 23, 2010 02:57:58 AM from twidroid

unless youre getting with a fuckin whore, there's fucking no reason for this. this is so gay. there are gays that are cooler than these fags

Sunday, May 23, 2010 02:11:14 AM from Twitter Web Client