Can these fucking trains rock back and fourth more? I'm getting seasick

Thursday, June 03, 2010 05:45:14 PM from twidroid

I hate when I want to tweet something and can't bc the person follows me.

Thursday, June 03, 2010 04:02:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: FarmVille - Learn English http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/03/farmville-learn-english/

Thursday, June 03, 2010 03:36:33 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Worst Call in the History of Baseball - Jim Joyce Should Be Hanged http://bit.ly/91McLY

Wednesday, June 02, 2010 09:22:30 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Fuckin Best Buy, I ordered one thing online a year ago and they keep spamming my email with offers.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010 09:16:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nutcase ass shit

Wednesday, June 02, 2010 01:43:50 AM from twidroid

I'm at 7-Eleven (6-10 Garth Rd, Scarsdale). http://4sq.com/9xdOYV

Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:55:35 PM from foursquare

Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow

Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PM from twidroid

I'm at J. C. Fogarty's (60 Kraft Ave., Bronxville). http://4sq.com/8Nf2UQ

Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:23:17 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the "Explorer" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c3KfOz

Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:23:17 PM from foursquare

How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far

Tuesday, June 01, 2010 06:22:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have a conference call with a fucking douchebag right now that I shouldn't be dealing with on the grounds that I graduated already...

Tuesday, June 01, 2010 01:55:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right

Monday, May 31, 2010 05:46:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito That is my mom at Subway. She doesn't understand the customization and thinks you can just get stuff from the menu

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Monday, May 31, 2010 03:37:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane.

Monday, May 31, 2010 05:28:00 AM from Twitter Web Client