Haha epic PA announcement: "If anyone is going to Dunkin Donuts today, can you get me a cup of coffee? Thank you"
New blog post: Well I Messed Up Again http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/well-i-messed-up-again/
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 01:47:50 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it.
Posada christ. A pitchout and you can't even throw the fuckin runner out. That was the worst throw I've ever seen
Bases loaded 0 outs and you all struck out? Fucking lose the game now assholes. Christ
7 of my tweets in a row say f this or cocksucker that. Angry much? Haha
This cocksucking train car has no AC
Fuck this fucking heat!
Sox fans get the fuck off my platform!
Full suit and tie goin in to nyc on this hot ass day and I'm jealous of these fuckin smokes taking the train to the yankee game
The fuckin router is down again and I'm not home to reboot it.
I woke up to no internet because the fuckin cocksuckin router couldn't handle all the torrent connections
Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Verizon unblocked port 80? I can run a webserver now? Fuckin love this company FiOS for the win
Edit: in reply to the previous tweet, guy didn't even get with her. The F man, at least get your money;s worth
I'd LOVE to lose my job b/c I slept with someone and get a $40 million severance package. Would do it in a heartbeat: http://bit.ly/bzbg3z