@Waspito Bitches wish they had Androids. Whip that out and grab mad pussy yo.

Thursday, July 01, 2010 09:15:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito Saw that two days ago and was going to send it to you. IDK why I didn't. It's really cool!

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Thursday, July 01, 2010 09:03:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Android App of the Week: Mangler http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/01/android-app-of-the-week-mangler/

Thursday, July 01, 2010 09:01:28 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Surprise four day weekend. Enjoyyyy

Thursday, July 01, 2010 01:48:04 PM from twidroid

Fuckin wonderful. Con ed fucked half our power and the entire server room is running on UPS.

Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:27:40 AM from twidroid

Fuck. That: http://twitpic.com/21igr9

Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:14:19 AM from twidroid

Fuck bbm. Gchat on android does the same thing. And if you don't have a google account, you're weak

Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:26:44 AM from twidroid

Also, dibs on that teacher's daughter with the NYU sweatshirt. Dayum.

Thursday, July 01, 2010 09:47:33 AM from twidroid

These hitachi projectors have great airflow and fan filters, so very little dust gets into the bulb. Nice engineering. Makes my life easy

Thursday, July 01, 2010 09:46:37 AM from twidroid

@SonicBlur23 Not in the shitty loser city of Cleveland

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Thursday, July 01, 2010 01:56:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I Can Fix the Android Market http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/30/i-can-fix-the-android-market/

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 08:10:57 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Just saw a dude selling watermelons out of his pickup on gun hill rd in the bronx. Lulz

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 05:29:56 PM from twidroid

Uhh, I'm welding this door! http://twitpic.com/21bcki

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 04:29:18 PM from twidroid

Who's the dick who designed these projectors to look like dicks? http://twitpic.com/21a1mq

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 01:09:50 PM from twidroid

I love these teachers who put obnoxious "do not remove" signs on the computers. Its district property and my dept determines what they get

Wednesday, June 30, 2010 11:48:18 AM from twidroid