New blog post: This Just About Sums Up My Day at Work http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/09/this-just-about-sums-up-my-day-at-work/

Friday, July 09, 2010 08:10:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Sony Illustration Fail http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/09/sony-illustration-fail/

Friday, July 09, 2010 05:53:29 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

My short term memory is fucked. Can't remember a goddamn thing anymore. Leaving my shit all over the place, etc. Too many years of drinking.

Friday, July 09, 2010 05:32:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

http://bit.ly/d2dmqd That shall be all

Thursday, July 08, 2010 05:40:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone have a 0.5A 250V 5x20mm fuse lying around that I can have?

Thursday, July 08, 2010 04:58:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

You mean to tell me I can't find one mother fucking ruler with metric on it. Christ!

Thursday, July 08, 2010 04:51:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work

Thursday, July 08, 2010 04:23:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Firefox 4 Beta 1 is a Fucking Disaster http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/08/firefox-4-beta-1-is-a-fucking-disaster/

Thursday, July 08, 2010 12:06:26 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow

Thursday, July 08, 2010 01:42:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Android App of the Week: Barcode Scanner http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/07/android-app-of-the-week-barcode-scanner/

Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:18:18 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

John: "this marker is drier than a camel's ballsack"

Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:09:50 PM from twidroid

And the whole crew was loungin...

Wednesday, July 07, 2010 10:25:48 AM from twidroid

Can't even take a dump in peace without my mom messing up her computer. Had to VNC it from the shitter TMI? Who cares I'm a real crazy fuck

Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:54:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Figures. When I decide to work on the site, the server load is 38.32 & thats not even from my queries (should be <4) Fucking shared servers.

Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:33:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

OH GOD... Attempting to mirror a wordpress install and dump and replace a database via command line. *gulps* Google's my friend

Tuesday, July 06, 2010 10:29:23 PM from Twitter Web Client