New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/

Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Lovin this cool weathee

Tuesday, August 24, 2010 04:45:00 PM from twidroid

New blog post: Private Browsing Mode Increases During Lunch Time, People are Morons http://bit.ly/c7tEUf

Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:39:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@Novellabella Oh you suck. You really do. Kids partying at college and I'm working 10 hours every day this week.

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Monday, August 23, 2010 10:59:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not a fan of the new Google Calendar favicon

Monday, August 23, 2010 08:36:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

@plasma2002 I laughed my ass off at that when I first saw that. Then I felt bad and was like, I suck.

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Monday, August 23, 2010 03:18:41 PM from twidroid

@michellemm22 You could undo sending in Gmail for a year already via labs. Get with the times.

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Monday, August 23, 2010 01:27:38 PM from twidroid

Went to open a window and this fuckin metal brick spike flew down and almost killed me. Missed my head by inches: http://twitpic.com/2hi429

Monday, August 23, 2010 11:42:31 AM from twidroid

I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God.

Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AM from twidroid

New blog post: I'm Like F**k You, and F**k Her Too http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/23/im-like-fk-you-and-fk-her-too/

Monday, August 23, 2010 09:26:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

As shitty as Entourage has been this season, tonight's episode was insane. Ari's the man

Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito It's handcent. Not handscent. Stop misspelling it in all your tweets. You sound like a moron. It has nothing to do with scent/smell

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 10:10:20 PM from twidroid

Chick in the Under Armour ad in this weeks Modells catalog is the definition of potato sack girl.

Sunday, August 22, 2010 09:04:47 PM from twidroid

@Waspito oh my b. I was thinking of chomp sms

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Sunday, August 22, 2010 04:25:00 PM from twidroid