Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My dad never gets pissed at sports. But here's a quote regarding AJ Burnett: "This guy can go fuck himself. This guy sucks"

@plasma2002 Two unrelated events actually. The way I've been tweeting, it sounded like I was shitcanned, but I was scheduled to leave anyway

I just got escorted out of thos building by the best smokeshow I've seen in weeks.

The end of an era. On to the next one.

So that projector I dropped last week. Yeah, kinda doesn't turn on. This is going to be fun to tell them. "Busted your proj. Oh and I quit"

@Novellabella Should have gotten an Android... The 8GB model doesn't multitask, even if it is the 3rd generation model. Apple sucks. Hate em

@Waspito 1) I have appinventer access bc I'm tight with Google 2) I can also get android devs to fix bugs I send them. So peace.

New blog post: Introducing the Yankees' New One Man Rotation http://bit.ly/cptxWr

I am going to take a piss in the AH dirt pit before I leave work this week. Cross that off the bucket list.

The fuck is going on here? It's going to be in the 90s by the end of the weekend? Fuck that! I was enjoying the 60s

@askmeques Neither do I. And what are you copying my tweet from yesterday? I said the same thing

At the rate my luck is going today, I'm going to get home and there will be be two smokes waiting for a threesome.

This grammar poster is hanging in a second grade classroom and I have no fucking idea what it means: http://twitpic.com/2i1pn7

These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours

You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600