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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Fuzzzzzzz. Some data loss on a failed flash drive. One file, but it was a lot of SQL work. Grr? | Monday, November 02, 2009 2:41:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Week's shitty and hasn't started yet | Monday, November 02, 2009 12:55:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I really need to get my shit together | Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:15:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| protip: do NOT set your hand on fire or pour alcohol on fire and try to put it out with your hand | Sunday, November 01, 2009 10:43:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love DJing the Madden Pregames. Old times.... | Saturday, October 31, 2009 6:03:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! | Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| sounds like the HDD in the DVR is dying. Keeps clicking and spinning up and down... | Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:15:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| thanks seinfeld, you're making me feel great right now. | Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:07:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Marc: "You just killed a small family of polar bears" | Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:40:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want a DROIDDDDDDDDD | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 9:10:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @colithika I got your attitude and am now bad at school. But stories are your thing you'll be fine | Monday, October 26, 2009 10:36:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING INCONSIDERATE LEECH. go the fuck away no one invited you here | Monday, October 26, 2009 5:37:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bad mood bc my hd crashed? F no, Yanks winnnnNNNNNNN! | Monday, October 26, 2009 2:15:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| its pouring. im gonna smash another fucking bottle to make me feel better. | Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:37:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol | Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ...IN THE BAG | Friday, October 23, 2009 11:46:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And then I said enjoy.... #mylasttweetonearth | Friday, October 23, 2009 4:00:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want a Droid!!!!!!! NOW | Friday, October 23, 2009 3:21:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Took a really easy SQL quiz that I didn't even study for because I played KF until 3AM instead. Now, free class time for internets. The life | Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:24:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't mean to sound like a chick, but my iGoogle theme is adorable. It's fall raccoons and leaves | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:44:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fail. no meteors. black cats. and fail at other things. something's gotta turn out right | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 4:04:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Meteor shower? why lets go out and take a look | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:49:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Previous tweet a little harsh? | Monday, October 19, 2009 11:30:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LETS GO YANKEES! | Monday, October 19, 2009 4:09:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want Google Wave! | Monday, October 19, 2009 2:23:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @kevinrose how am I just seeing this now? http://bit.ly/15Istu #space #autotune #trippy | Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:03:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's about 10 degrees too warn for snow. Boooo | Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:50:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| shut the fuck up with the sirens. It's 1:25AM and there's no traffic, so therefore no need for sirens | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:25:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Id like to fly... but my wings have been so denied | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:24:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| YANKEES!!!!!! | Friday, October 09, 2009 10:35:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now | Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin sick wireless we have on campus! Downloaded a 1.3MB file from an internal server at 28.8k Took about 7 minutes. | Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:27:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I like it when CC pitches like big poppa. Yeah Yankees!!! | Thursday, October 08, 2009 1:56:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This dude talks way too much when I'm trying to do work | Wednesday, October 07, 2009 11:02:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You're soooooo hot. jeez | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 6:53:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck. Here I am singing out loud to myself oblivious my roommate was in here. Oops. | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:06:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @fairfieldmirror 10.07.09 | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 2:35:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the DNS servers at school suck. This site changed over everywhere else and over here it's still pointing to the old server. Grr | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:49:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Have I mentioned how obsessed I still am with Alice in Chains? | Friday, October 02, 2009 4:31:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. | Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done | Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| marc seriously shut up... you talk too much | Friday, October 02, 2009 12:25:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes you just want to choke a bitch | Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:56:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Seriously, read our school paper... http://bit.ly/x1ohL | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:44:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| holy shit! @tomwcleary is now on twitter | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:31:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just bought the new Alice in Chains album on iTunes even though I had it for a week. Yes, it's that good | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 12:34:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Have I mentioned how amazing the new Alice in Chains album is? | Thursday, September 24, 2009 12:29:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck. the bottle's empty | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:05:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Office computer was upgraded from Tiger to Snow Leopard. Night and day. It's so much better | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 7:29:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lately I'm beside myself. Pretending unconcerned. Standing at a corner. Where I threw you on a turn (I move on) | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 12:30:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| it's like the roaring 20s in my house right now. We're just missing the flappers. | Monday, September 21, 2009 9:36:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The new AIC album is 100% bitchin. I was completely blown away by "Your Decision" | Monday, September 21, 2009 8:18:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bed. And pumped because I'll be taking a listen to the new Alice in Chains album! Lots of classes tomorrow... | Monday, September 21, 2009 1:39:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So I can honestly say I've definitely spent less than 3 hours in my house since Friday morning | Monday, September 21, 2009 1:12:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! | Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Giants in HD at the Swamp! Then Curb and Entourage. Livin it up. | Sunday, September 20, 2009 8:40:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| For the first time in a week, I finally feel caught up with all my work... | Sunday, September 20, 2009 4:30:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ignore that last one. I'm fine | Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:01:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Had a Dark and Stormy (Rum and ginger beer) in honor of going sailing and talk like a pirate day | Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:03:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| so lets delete some tweets | Friday, September 18, 2009 9:08:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck. | Friday, September 18, 2009 2:21:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| just did an epic drunk google voice demo to my housemates. they think its awesome. So now we're gonna prank axelrod with it | Friday, September 18, 2009 1:37:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year | Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| anyone have any opiates i can OD on right now? fml | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:25:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 40 minutes and i don't have to do jack shit. One of the few breaks in my non-stop life. less than 5 seconds ago | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:24:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tom, EIC of @fairfieldmirror, regarding the admin interface: "Joe, can you tell me how to get into the back side? I mean the backend" | Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:20:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Simmons: "I have that CD on casette" | Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:17:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can feel the wheel but I can't steer when my thoughts become my biggest fear | Tuesday, September 15, 2009 5:32:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| just replaced my defective ENV3 now networkin the XBOX to stream all my videos to our bitchin tv | Tuesday, September 15, 2009 1:14:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito False, you're from Westchester. You root for the Giants fool. Not a hick ass upstate NY team just b/cyou go to school there | Monday, September 14, 2009 10:33:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Christ it doesn't end. I just want to have a lazy day for once during the week and I'm on the go nonstop | Monday, September 14, 2009 2:09:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fucking internet on this campus sucks ass. 128k. I miss the Optimum Online at The Swamp | Sunday, September 13, 2009 11:37:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hello Twitter people. New rule: next time I'm gonna stop complaining a lot on Twitter | Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:49:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| K I'm fucking over this. The Yankees lost tonight. So did I. But we're the best so we'll come back. I'm coming back. | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @shavingfoams go fuck yourself | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCKING PISSED right now | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:43:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| In the words of @kevinrose, "sometimes you just wanna shake a bitch" | Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:39:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I FUCKING SUCK at beer pong. | Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:06:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| K I lied. this just made my day: http://bit.ly/gENM5 | Friday, September 11, 2009 11:28:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| my life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (i'm getting impatient with this fucking shit) | Friday, September 11, 2009 11:19:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This kid loves talkin | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 8:12:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika I'm not complaining because I don't get the updates to my phone anymore since you guys drove me nuts with them. So go for it. In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:25:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's actually time to do work | Sunday, September 06, 2009 2:27:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| my life is a joke | Saturday, September 05, 2009 2:15:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| A hypocrite is someone who complains about the amount of sex and violence on their VCR | Friday, September 04, 2009 9:44:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 3 day weekend, just killed zombies, yanks in first place + I'm going Monday, bitches throwing themselves at me, beach parties. Life's sweet | Friday, September 04, 2009 1:19:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| protip: Never try to overclock a 300mhz ATI GPU to 500mhz. Almost duffed my computer, luckily it reverted on restart | Friday, September 04, 2009 11:51:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On this date last year, the Yankees' record was 75-65. Today their record is 86-48. Enjoyyyy Boston. We're the best in baseball, sons | Friday, September 04, 2009 1:41:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| every fuckin night with these fucks upstairs and their music... | Thursday, September 03, 2009 10:22:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I swear.. If I'm getting sick..... | Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:31:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| They guys upstairs are blasting Man in a Box. Never heard an Alice in Chains song at a party before. I approve greatly. | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Better than putting it on a magnet and fucking up the strip like i did. they give u free replacements though (unless you lose it) | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:05:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 2 Classes: 11-4:30 with a half hour break. This is going to be awful (considering I used to be off on Wednesdays) | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 10:38:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bolognese sauce = nom. It came out really well | Tuesday, September 01, 2009 8:11:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCK this house for having one bathroom. | Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:35:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm glad the neighbors took the raw chicken cutlet off our porch. That shit was starting to rot. | Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:34:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |