3716 results for fuck
| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Jesus fucking Christ https://t.co/UR6DA8FyxF | Thursday, September 29, 2022 5:04:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Unpopular opinion: This was a stupid fuckin idea that is going to damage the economy for a long time: https://t.co/TPQdjqm6cm The actual issue is why the fuck college is so expensive to begin with. | Monday, September 26, 2022 5:01:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar. | Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck out of here with a carbon dioxide shortage. Just pull it out of the atmosphere ffs. They've created an artificial shortage to charge more money, meanwhile the Earth's getting destroyed by global warming https://t.co/BUwPhugrLO | Thursday, September 22, 2022 5:50:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC everyone's a fucking MORON today at work. I don't have any patience for this bullshit | Tuesday, September 13, 2022 11:35:01 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend | Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @wbd - you guys are greedy jackasses for fucking up @hbomax and cutting content left and right. The consumer loses. What a shame to gut quality content because of some merger and cutting costs. | Sunday, August 28, 2022 3:52:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These dumb Russian motherfuckers are burning $10 million in natural gas per day just so they don't have to send it to Europe. 1) Which is ruining the economy and people's lives and 2) is ruining the environment. Putin is a gd fool. https://t.co/B8RigAmVQ3 | Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:17:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fucking central air condenser just broke | Wednesday, August 24, 2022 9:41:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a fuckin dickhead https://t.co/ELy3zUtUpQ | Monday, August 22, 2022 10:52:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I fucking love trolling people on Truth Social. People are so GD stupid it's not even funny. | Saturday, August 20, 2022 1:03:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Webb telescope is fucked. Probably gonna run out of storage because of all the npm packages https://t.co/qqtNA6PHcr | Friday, August 19, 2022 12:51:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @davenewworld_2 Anyone who voted no on this shit deserves to suffer through every ailment every one of these veterans experienced. Pro life... They're pro fetus until they stick you in the military and you come back fucked up in body and mind. Seriously this party needs to eat a bag of dicks In reply to @davenewworld_2's tweet | Friday, July 29, 2022 5:42:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey look. Add Missouri to the list of bumblefuck backwards states https://t.co/4WnQVcSjOU | Thursday, July 21, 2022 10:34:19 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Get a load of this creepy ass motherfucker. A disgrace to society. Looks absolutely miserable. Choke on a bag of dicks, Clarence https://t.co/wwlZbNSVfr | Wednesday, July 20, 2022 11:42:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a self-loathing, closeted, weasely looking, bumblefuck backwards hick. Don't tread on their rights bro. For real. Go eat some pavement. https://t.co/VgLoiY8qx2 | Monday, July 18, 2022 6:30:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hope you radical and dumb motherfuckers have a shitty weekend: @MikeDeWine @DaveYostOH @ToddRokitaIN @HawleyMO @Jim_Jordan https://t.co/3dk6z5mE7f | Friday, July 15, 2022 4:19:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| "there's strong public interest" No there isn't. How about it's none of your fucking business. This should be a decision between women (+ parents if they're minors) and their healthcare providers. NO ONE ELSE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, July 14, 2022 11:05:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sir. @ToddRokitaIN Are you fucking kidding me right now? You're going after the doctor? Stop this bullshit immediately. You are trying to sue a doctor for providing healthcare access THE KID COULDN'T GET AT HOME. This poor child is traumatized and you're making this all political https://t.co/K93PM4WSw7 | Thursday, July 14, 2022 11:00:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is absolutely sick. Bumfuck Indiana is GOING AFTER THE DOCTOR. Are you fucking kidding me right now. https://t.co/9NsNSfwGYD | Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:46:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Texas, go fuck yourself. Hope your power grid crumbles https://t.co/3N1ZlEHgoK | Thursday, July 14, 2022 4:29:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't want to pay the fucking port Authority of NY NJ $66 to go over a god damn bridge. Cocksuckers. I had a shit enough day as it is | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:07:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh for fucks sake. The Port Authority of NY/NJ can go eat a bag of dicks. $66 to go over the fuckin George Washington Bridge because I thought the cocksuckers billed you by mail. But it's backwards shit and they take cash. I used to give the MTA shit, but they bill you by mail | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:04:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wimp ass motherfuckers https://t.co/72YWOHI9fD Where are all you blue lives matter assholes now? | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:23:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC Aroldis Chapman. Get this fuckin wife beater off my team. We did just fine without him. First day back and he blows it. Goodbye https://t.co/I9GrZI5A2Z | Sunday, July 10, 2022 10:57:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Mortons Steakhouse: eat a dick, trying to say Brett Kavanaugh should eat in peace. Nah. I say fuck him, let him get heckled. But Mr. wimp boy had to sneak out the back door. Good, bitch, I hope your life is a living hell | Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:57:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckssake I want to work somewhere where I actually matter. I've literally been reduced to fucking busy work and am set up to fail | Thursday, June 30, 2022 11:29:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh Jesus Christ on the cross https://t.co/hVB2r0quYs The fucking country is in crisis. I'm flying my flag upside down this July 4th. Fuck SCOTUS | Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:17:52 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I would have been like deal with it bitch it's Christmas and you're not crying. How bad can it be. Then they had to get x-rays. For a bump that literally was nothing. Fuck outta hea In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:43:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I got to a Mobil station with a new fancy touch screen pump and it was like "this is cool" until it decided to blast obnoxiously loud music right in my ears and ruin the peace while fueling. Fuck is this point of that? @exxonmobil https://t.co/wxEbIgaB3i | Wednesday, June 29, 2022 1:53:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RBG is spinning in her fucking grave rn. She better haunt the absolute FUCK out of any asshole who had anything to do with this ruling | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:55:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRonDeSantis Fuck off. You're a real piece of shit In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:43:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You turtle necked motherfucker you. You're a shit stain https://t.co/6pFttju88F | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:39:35 PM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @TFPDocBot: Fuck Brett Kavanaugh. Fuck Amy Comey Barrett. Fuck Neil Gorsuch. Fuck Clarence Thomas. Fuck Samuel Alito. Fuck John Roberts.… | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:11:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| FUCK THE SUPREME COURT FUCK THE UNTIED STATES. THIS COUNTRY SUCKS THERE BETTER BE RIOTS | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:06:03 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC. It gets even better. So we have level III engineers who can't fuckin use git. I can't teach the code if we're going to spend 30 minutes installing git and adding an ssh key. For fucks sake they're IDIOTS In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 23, 2022 10:15:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What's a nice way to say a dev is a dumb motherfucker and his PR is trash for hard coding a password into our git repo in plain text, and not taking into account multiple environments | Thursday, June 23, 2022 5:38:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SteveKingIA Dude. What the actual fuck is this tweet?!?!? It's a gd shame you weren't aborted In reply to @SteveKingIA's tweet | Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:25:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I stg I thought this was an Onion article. Horsey cuntface @RepMTG literally thinks trans people are causing tampon shortages because they're putting them in men's bathrooms. Are you fucking serious with this shit? Also, this quote is lol https://t.co/yQTIEpC6Ur | Wednesday, June 15, 2022 1:03:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| $1.05/therm for natural gas? Shit was like 30 cents a year ago. Fuck natural gas. I'm setting my thermostat to 55 this winter and getting a dual fuel heat pump when my current AC condenser breaks so I can use less dinosaur farts and save the🌎 | Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:35:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckssake I hate my job | Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:09:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Do not fucking open this by any means. Are they outside their minds? This is the worst idea of all time. You don't know wtf is living in there. We're all liable to go extinct. We haven't even made it past Covid, and now there's monkeypox and mystery hepatitis. https://t.co/CBpMJWVijt | Tuesday, May 31, 2022 12:53:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How about all these blue lives matter motherfuckers... You have these pansy ass cops who are too scared to do their jobs. What good are they for? Seriously. What good are they for? They murder innocent black people and then sit there and do nothing while a madman kills kids | Friday, May 27, 2022 9:22:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow. You have to be a real sick fuck to do a mass shooting at an elementary school. And the assailant was shot and killed? That's too easy. He should be slow tortured for years. Then fed foot first through a wood chipper | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:48:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck out of here with this monkeypox shit. We're not even through the covid pandemic yet. Society peaked. We're all going to hell | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 11:33:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckin cats man. They're trying to kill us all (or at least blind us) https://t.co/4waxIfDIn7 | Sunday, May 22, 2022 1:54:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego. | Friday, May 20, 2022 5:50:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus fucking Christ. I go to the local pizza place / bar to treat myself and work from here for a late lunch, it's deserted, and an asshole walks in hacking up a lung. I stg if I get Covid Ima be pissed | Friday, May 20, 2022 3:57:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR | Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRicketts You're over here talking about fuckin turkeys but telling women they have to birth their rapists child you gd MORON In reply to @GovRicketts's tweet | Monday, May 16, 2022 9:53:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I mean, if I were Rick Ostrich talking to the hardware engineers, I'd 100% be like "the P6 fingerprint scanner was a fucking piece. Do better" https://t.co/47lt2KlZfk | Friday, May 13, 2022 11:01:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ. I get back to my desk after a three day training and everyone's a fuckin moron. | Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:48:54 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Lol this fuckin guy. Imagine dropping dead burying the person you killed? Like at least make sure your physically fit enough to be a killer, you moron https://t.co/KDNJzdaNNB | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:51:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker | Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah Jesus Christ. Look at the fucking stock market. Ah fuck it, let's all get hammered for Cinco | Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:23:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n | Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:18:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude this place sucks balls. I'm not learning a goddamn thing, I'm using tech stacks I hate, half the fucking teams are in time zones where we can't collaborate, and when you ask for help no one fucking helps or trains you | Thursday, May 05, 2022 1:18:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @mattgaetz You're foul. Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck In reply to @mattgaetz's tweet | Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:49:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| gdit I'm fuckin garbage at typescript and I hate it | Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:33:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I have no patience for fuckin anything anymore. Work, stuff at home, idiot drivers... | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:21:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| In a few weeks, I am going to be all alone for 7 whole days and I DONT EVEN THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR THIS | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 3:39:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks. Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. | Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. Fuck em. The world should just be able to help themselves to Russian energy for free without paying. That's what they get for being pricks and doing war crimes https://t.co/hudTGTXn5P | Thursday, April 21, 2022 10:14:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC. I updated Home Assistant last week and it broke fucking everything | Monday, April 18, 2022 3:06:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The FUCK is MLB scheduling games for 11am EST on a Monday. Kind of shit is that. Messing with my fantasy team lineup | Monday, April 18, 2022 11:58:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses. Fuck outta here with this idiot shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked? Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode. Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fucks sake MLB players are weak fucking assholes. My ONLY good pitcher injures himself on opening day. Cuncel the fucking season https://t.co/DedCd0QOyf | Friday, April 08, 2022 4:00:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I mean this poor thing. Imagine going around all your life with the name Liz DickHouse? For fucks sake! Marry her off, stat! https://t.co/HCIk7XN1o8 | Friday, April 08, 2022 12:48:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Putin and the Russian military are literally dumb motherfuckers. Like who actually thought it would be a good idea to drive tanks through a nuclear wasteland? Welp. Guess they'll die https://t.co/rLqfTcugxU | Friday, April 01, 2022 12:54:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Normally, I'd say that I can't wait until this prick goes to jail, but he's not going to jail. Fucker gets away with everything. https://t.co/Ukp0P58eqJ | Friday, March 25, 2022 7:50:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm doing my taxes and this is enraging me. Anything under $5 should be ignored. I have to do all this useless shit to report fucking pennies in tax exempt income on a state by state basis so it adds of to 55 cents. This is why the system is bullshit, people. https://t.co/ibKoQGXR9u | Thursday, March 24, 2022 10:29:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What a GD loser. This guy literally got into a fist fight with an old dude at a Republican debate and called him a pussy. God would love that. You fucking hack @JoshMandelOhio https://t.co/mTBjcxsYq9 | Friday, March 18, 2022 11:01:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JoshMandelOhio Bruh you literally almost got into a fist fight with some old dude at a debate and called him a pussy. Get the FUCK out. You don't represent my values. In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:57:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole. And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm on with fucking google support about how their Pixel case is a piece of shit and yellowing and peeling after only 3 months and they asked me for my IMEI. Fuck does that have to do with anything. It's a gd case. The case doesn't have an IMEI. I'm actually done with them | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:06:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything | Friday, March 18, 2022 7:24:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| HEY MARJORIE, you stupid bitch. You're banned on here for being an asshole so I can't @ you, but I hope anonymous fucks you all up https://t.co/zst6XO6lDI | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:01:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| At this rate, Ohio should just legalize total anarchy and chaos. Neighbor parked in front of your house? Shoot them. Pushy salesman ring your doorbell? Shoot them. Ohio! The state where you can do whatever the fuck you want with guns and be protected! https://t.co/3OLqrC6SgB | Thursday, March 17, 2022 9:29:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The grocery store can be fucking empty, but wherever I need to go and whatever I need to get, there's always a motherfucker in my way | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:34:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude the way they do addresses in St. Thomas is good damn fucking idiotic | Saturday, March 12, 2022 3:24:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?" Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ohio_fact You're saying this is acceptable? Putin isn't responsible for this? You stupid fucking prick. https://t.co/wjuJdkFxc9 In reply to @ohio_fact's tweet | Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:36:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. I fucking hate TypeScript. | Monday, February 28, 2022 7:02:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This put me into a fucking MOOD today because it works like shit with Elasticache and something super simple gave me the runaround and I want to punch the fucking person who picked this shit over Terraform In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, February 28, 2022 7:01:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just saved you stupid fucks $3000/month, now where's my bonus | Thursday, February 24, 2022 11:00:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck Russia for being assholes and fucking up the Global economy. Assholes. | Wednesday, February 23, 2022 11:40:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Our DB team has a dev DB stack that's sized to be prod-like, except it's not even really used and is almost $2000/month in EBS volumes and half the attached instances are powered down. The FUCK do they think they're doing? | Monday, February 21, 2022 9:19:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckin Putin needs to cut out this Ukraine shit. Will you fuckers just smoke a blunt and chill? It's making all my energy prices too expensive | Friday, February 18, 2022 10:25:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| There is no explanation for how much I fucking hate working with TypeScript | Thursday, February 17, 2022 5:49:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Man fuck this entire place. I'm done. It's now my entire goal to stay here only to take as much as I can from them and give as little as possible. Then they can all eat a bag of dicks | Tuesday, February 15, 2022 10:33:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP | Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HouseholderOH is a piece of shit human and I hope he lands in prison. Fuck you very much for gutting our clean energy programs and pocketing millions https://t.co/PefM2WosEe | Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:33:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just accidentally paid off my entire phone which was interest free for 2 years because I set up autopay wrong and now my checking account is fucked and I'm not getting paid for two weeks. | Tuesday, February 01, 2022 11:53:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Everything's annoying the fuck out of me today | Tuesday, February 01, 2022 11:40:49 AM | Twitter Web App |
| And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again | Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck TypeScript. I hate this bullshit | Monday, January 31, 2022 5:03:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh great, I see the fucking recession started. Thanks Obama | Monday, January 24, 2022 11:36:36 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma. Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit | Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8 And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick | Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck my entire life | Monday, January 24, 2022 10:49:02 AM | Twitter Web App |
| the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp | Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle I just don't understand how a screen cracks and breaks the AMOLED from falling from knee height on a wood floor. It wasn't even a bad drop. THE FUCKING CORNER WAS STICKING OUT OF THE CASE. DON'T USE ROUNDED CORNERS ANYMORE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:46:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What kind of a piece of shit design cracks when failling from knee height onto a wood floor? I've broken screens on concrete before and I get it but this is FUCKING UNACCPTABLE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:34:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| In case anyone was wondering if @Corning Gorilla Glass Vicuts is any good, it's a fucking piece of shit. Along with @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro and their cocksucking rounded corners that shatter | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:28:29 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My doggo is the most food motivated. I had a lick-able plate and she was whining/begging/following me for it. Then I called her a crazy fuckin' bastard and she stopped dead in her tracks, got mad at me and didn't follow the plate, like she understood. Kid you not. The sassy betch | Tuesday, January 18, 2022 11:26:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fucking typescript and pulumi. Anytime I try to do goddamn anything, nothing works | Monday, January 10, 2022 1:41:23 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus H. Christ. I've got senior engineers who can't clone a goddamn git repo over here. I'm on a call trying to show them advanced shit and they can't even figure out how to clone the repo and find it on their file system. Get the actual fuck out of here | Monday, January 10, 2022 9:59:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| They're dumb fuckin rednecks. What do you expect, Michael? https://t.co/n0jg4xsWqZ | Friday, January 07, 2022 12:30:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck off my porch with this pos sweatshirt. My doorbell cam probably caught Covid from this shit https://t.co/9eIwaMefev | Saturday, January 01, 2022 7:45:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I haven't seen the sun in fucking weeks. If it's going to be fucking gloomy out, it might as well be snowing, but it's not because humans ruined the climate | Friday, December 31, 2021 1:20:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I must have caused severe psychological damage if all it takes to cause a full out rampage was muttering to myself in another room "I gotta clean up all this shit" I'm the crazy one? Not the one who went on a full out rampage? I chose fucking wrong | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:46:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Stop coughing in the store, you maskless motherfucker | Saturday, December 04, 2021 10:34:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They fucked up the Pixel 6 launch by having amateur tech issues w/ their store on launch day - they couldn't even scale it properly for load. The 6 Pro is too goddamn big. The fingerprint reader is a slow piece of shit, the curved screen is a bunch of shit and the new cases suck In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:28:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity. And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it. Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google fuckin sucks at what they do. Always second rate to everyone else. Too big for their own good and all the products are half baked, perpetual beta pieces of shit | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:21:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm tired of this fucking company. Literally someone please buy them or let them IPO so I can cash the fuck out and move on with my life | Friday, December 03, 2021 10:33:46 AM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application | Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Either a lab in China or it mutated inside dumb fuckin antivaxxing Trump supporters. Take your pick https://t.co/p6yQcHv9Q9 | Thursday, December 02, 2021 9:11:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I literally can't even follow along because the example code doesn't fucking work due to differing versions of node, and antique npm packages with breaking changes. This Pluralsight lesson gets an F- Fuck outta hea https://t.co/lbD3O6SocA In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 30, 2021 2:38:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| TypeScript is a horseshit programming language. nodejs. and npm can also fuck right off. I can't believe some asshole thought it was a good idea to use this bullshit for infra automation instead of say, python. | Tuesday, November 30, 2021 12:05:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO | Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I get the science that it makes more sense to get initial doses to more people over boosters, but there are some real dumb, Trumpy, motherfuckers out there and I need to protect my fam from them In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 16, 2021 9:37:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Scandal your ass. Boosters are fine. What about all the fuckin idiots who refuse the vaccine? Let them get sick and die, I plan to live. https://t.co/ggEiTXBtL2 | Tuesday, November 16, 2021 9:28:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What in the actual fuck. This goes against every principle the country was founded on How about we instead eliminate radical conservative Christians who are not Christ-like? https://t.co/MZ8jkXS6bd | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:11:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So is the metaverse pretty much the Oasis from Ready Player One? Because we all fucked. | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:04:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Harry Potter has been cancelled, folks! Fuck outta here with this shit. Maybe JK isn't the best person, but this article is noise basically saying that it's only for millennials is nonsense. https://t.co/C21B1xSRTl | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:01:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh this is so fucked. Thanks for all this shit, ̷l̷a̷b̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷C̷h̷i̷n̷a̷, I mean bats https://t.co/CFyzpE1ZW7 | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 11:31:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Why didn't the dump motherfuckin trump administration hoard oil into the reserves when the prices were negative in the middle of the pandemic? Literally would have been paid to take oil. https://t.co/v8xPVMIhS7 | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:18:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SenSchumer No. Trump and all his diciples are all batshit fucking crazy and I'd vote for a goldfish over any if them, but this is just too much. Who's paying for all of this? Inflation is through the roof. I love green energy, but mark my words the transition is going to be painful In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:08:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta love it when anonymous strangers on a motherfucken discord server have your back more than your family dows | Tuesday, November 09, 2021 11:34:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just want someone to fucking be on my team one goddamn time, is that too much to ask | Friday, October 29, 2021 9:57:58 PM | Twitter Web App |
| If I wasn't white, it would have been a fucking problem, mark my words. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:18:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Go Braves! Fuck the cheating fuckin Astros | Tuesday, October 26, 2021 11:29:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's this shit you have to click twice now to send a tweet because of spaces? WTF are spaces. Fuckssake Jack | Tuesday, October 26, 2021 10:42:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who the fuck did this and why are they not being put foot first through a wood chipper? https://t.co/djnSkubebj | Friday, October 22, 2021 11:13:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Look at this fucking cartoon license plate. Christ almighty https://t.co/8SPFA8jn8V | Friday, October 22, 2021 2:07:43 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What in the actual fucking hell is wrong with people. I've lost all faith in humanity. Hit control-alt-delete on the human race, it's hopeless https://t.co/yPJk6IlmTr | Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:49:15 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good. In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet | Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I swear flies understand when you're trying to kill them and then become more elusive. IDK if I scared it or it's just me being way overly aggressive, but the minute I came into my office with my salt gun and said "I'm gonna kill this fuckin motherfucker" it vanished. | Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:11:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Yes, because there are a lot of hick dumb motherfuckin rednecks in this state who have been brainwashed by Trump https://t.co/9pTEcEmJhD | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:39:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckin TikTok, man... Am I too old for this shit? Does the app just suck on Android? Is my screen too small? Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow, how incorrect I was. I sound like fuckin trumper https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ | Tuesday, October 12, 2021 4:40:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR Fuckssake | Monday, October 11, 2021 2:46:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ almighty. We're all fucked https://t.co/DsgceRe02F | Sunday, October 10, 2021 2:11:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck kind of bullshit is this. Give me fall please. None of this 80s shit https://t.co/Z8GHTzV0zI | Saturday, October 09, 2021 1:14:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU | Saturday, October 09, 2021 9:49:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC what a buncha fuckin whack jobs. I mean, I'm not shy. Idgaf if I shit with the door open it my wife sees (shes more shy), but why on earth would you do this ON PURPOSE... https://t.co/VhftNwSuUC | Tuesday, October 05, 2021 12:47:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT | Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @CSX GO FUCK YOURSELVES | Wednesday, September 29, 2021 6:25:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Unpopular opinion time, and idgaf. The FUCK are we doing spending a billion dollars on Israel's missile defense bullshit? Not our fucking problem. 420-9 vote. Out of 429 people, only 9 were against this fuckin nonsense? | Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:47:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Someone finally had the balls to tell Apple and their proprietary bullshit lightning charger, to go fuck themselves. https://t.co/Qhm6Ncs8Ec | Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:44:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| BAHHAHAHAHAHA. @Steve_Chucri You dummy! You got recorded secretly because you talked shit about Republicans who opposed a 2020 election review? Had to resign in scandal? Good, motherfucker. We don't need your kind in politics. You think Trump won? Idiot. https://t.co/hlepwm8S6Z | Wednesday, September 22, 2021 8:16:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know how many fuckin elbows motherfuckers got from me who tried this shit? A lot of elbows. To the face, stomach, tits. Doesn't matter. You want to cram yourself into a train when there's no room, I'm gonna stampede you, bitch In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:00:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I fucking hate everything right now | Sunday, September 19, 2021 11:37:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MikeDeWine was coo last year. Now he's a weasel. "ohh sorry I'd do a mask mandate but they won't let me" If I were gov, I'd be like "the Ohio Senate peeps are a bunch of dumb fuckin hicks who can eat a dick" and then retire and hang with my grandkids. https://t.co/BuDaxbcN3M | Friday, September 17, 2021 9:20:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| foot first through the wood chipper for this fuckin guy: https://t.co/rCBeclT1Kx | Tuesday, September 14, 2021 4:37:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This fucking pandemic is never going to end because of this political shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:44:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Incoming rant. How in the actual fuck do you pause delivering babies? "Sorry, gotta stay inside, motherfucker. Ain't no one wants to deliver you because hick ass pieces of shit would rather just quit than to get a vaccine to end this cocksucking pandemic" https://t.co/BZfiQxW0p9 | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:39:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuckin Yankees lost to the Mets. The Mets?! Are you for real? This team sucks. This season is infuriating. I've never seen a team have such long hot streaks follows by dumpster fire streaks. | Friday, September 10, 2021 10:49:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Nintendad88 Yeah man. That nun lady said it best. These motherfuckers aren't pro life, they're pro birth. Don't want to support the kid or social programs - but only the women's bodies to pop them out. In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Wednesday, September 08, 2021 7:29:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You're a fuckin dick, @OhioAG (Yost). What do you have against the gays? https://t.co/VSyqUH564r | Friday, September 03, 2021 7:40:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mike Lindell is the dumbest person alive. All he had to do is continue selling his shitty pillows and shut the fuck up with all the Trump propaganda and he'd be like every other rich asshole CEO. But instead, he's being sued for billions of dollars https://t.co/xtNZNSs8VD | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:16:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Texas better fuckin start paying out childcare payments to these 6 week fetuses, just sayin | Wednesday, September 01, 2021 12:35:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/S8a6PCl8Zp No, I disagree. If you're a dumb motherfucker, you should take all the horse deworming medicine you want for covid. Killy yourselves! Eliminate yourselves from society the gene pool. We don't need you here | Tuesday, August 31, 2021 1:27:54 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The world really is ending. Christ must have come back as a shark to fuck with us. https://t.co/03cjO7Xzrn | Saturday, August 28, 2021 1:27:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's get these boosters approved immediately, boys... We've got dumb fuckin Trump lunatics killing everyone with covid, and breakthrough infections are becoming more common: https://t.co/mWJnWG9tmS | Friday, August 27, 2021 10:21:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| If Chapman fucks this up, he's an asshole | Friday, August 27, 2021 1:16:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These antivaxxing variant factory, reality-denying morons have blood on their hands and fucked up all our good progress against Covid. Thanks assholes https://t.co/c0mG0E9Gdx | Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:26:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRonDeSantis This ignoramus must be a shill to companies making the antibodies. Because he seems to be doing everything in his power to get sick so they need antibodies, rather than preventing Covid with masks and vaccines The dumb mitherfucker In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2021 10:10:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Burn this fuckin place to the ground. We don't want this riff raff here. https://t.co/NRW2qW5jfu | Friday, August 20, 2021 10:11:52 AM | Twitter Web App |
| CNN is doing more harm than good with this shit on the front page. Listen, I know the planet is fucked. I know that the other side doesn't believe in climate change. But all this is doing is giving normal people severe anxiety reading this shit day in and day out. https://t.co/d3UT5CAgbd | Thursday, August 19, 2021 5:59:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And Rob Manfred is a fuckin asshole with this runner on second in extras rule. How is it supposed to shorten the game. It's lengthening it | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:23:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The Yankees fuckin stink over here. Blow their lead bottom 9 with 2 outs 2 strikes, then blow a 5-3 lead in extras | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:23:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck him. Hope he suffered miserably in his final days. Karma https://t.co/FTVKFoUC7N | Monday, August 09, 2021 4:00:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I like to rip on Elon Musk for being a bit wacky, but this is 💯💯💯 Fuckin bureaucracy and layers of management is garbage. Let the workers work https://t.co/RDFdaoamHu | Friday, August 06, 2021 3:22:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nest tech support is fucking useless. Google fuckin is pure garbage | Friday, August 06, 2021 1:57:07 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Spirit is a piece of shit airline that needs to just go out of business. Staffing shortages and system outages cause 4 days of cancelling half your flights? Useless. Flew them once in 2015 and nearly had a nervous breakdown, they sucked so bad. Fuck em. | Wednesday, August 04, 2021 2:42:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| "Oh but it's child abuse." "They can't tell me what to do" It's a fucking piece of cloth you idiots. Kids are resilient Granted, there could be exceptions Yeah it's a pain in the ass but don't you want this pandemic shit to end? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 04, 2021 12:02:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| To all you fuckin Trumpy motherfuckers trying to ban masks in schools this year, here are your facts from the American Academy of Pediatrics, you stupid fucks. It's not just infecting the olds. Kids under 12 / compromised cannot be vaccinated https://t.co/aTjauRYy6E | Tuesday, August 03, 2021 11:59:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Can @sundarpichai @rosterloh @madebygoogle assure me that the Pixel 6 will not have a piece of shit battery like the Pixel 4 does? Thx. Look at this horse shit. Fucking thing hardly lasts a half day with four hours of screen usage and it was replaced a year ago https://t.co/beU6if6moe | Tuesday, August 03, 2021 8:51:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace | Monday, July 26, 2021 5:23:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm literally sleeping in the bed I got when I was 4 right now and you can't even bat an eyelash without the fuckin thing creaking and 2) why the fuck do my parents still have this piece of shit in their house | Monday, July 26, 2021 1:32:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees had a no hitter going into the 8th and lost 5-4? Jesus Christ the teams a dumpster fire. Fuck em. | Sunday, July 25, 2021 7:14:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude when your company starts outsourcing dev work, no one gives a fuck. It's like the Hessians in the Revolutionary war. You can't win. Bunch of fuckin morons | Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:46:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit | Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I fuckin hate the bars | Friday, July 16, 2021 11:27:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Ubuntu 20 LTS ships with an antique version of node, and when I upgraded it, everything fucked up | Wednesday, July 07, 2021 5:24:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I fucking HATE typescript, nodejs and any of these javascript languages with the fire of a thousand suns | Wednesday, July 07, 2021 5:21:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What kind of a bullshit Taco Bell is closed at 12:30 on a Friday night? In the city? The fuck | Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:36:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So you think you're being healthy with all this BPA free plastic? Nope! Did they use BPS instead? Maybe. Plastic is fucking killing us all, damaging our brains, disrupting our endocrine system and slowly and ruining the earth. Fuck plastic https://t.co/owGC6r10uJ | Tuesday, June 29, 2021 12:18:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone upset they're not married yet. Don't fuckin do it | Thursday, June 17, 2021 11:00:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| These fuckers are going to cause the next mass extinction. First they leak Covid from a lab, now they're pulling Soviet-era nuclear meltdown denials. https://t.co/2cExxlMCqR | Monday, June 14, 2021 8:59:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes | Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Utter bullshit that on Amazon Linux 2, if you `yum install php`, it installs a version of php from 2012. THE FUCK | Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:27:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This fuckin asshole Trump is coming out of the woodwork again I see. | Sunday, June 06, 2021 9:32:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck kinda bullshit is this? More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 | Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SenTedCruz Fucking why? Didn't our idiotic cult leader always preach America first? You're a weasely fuckin buffoon In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 12:58:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dumb motherfuckers, gtfo https://t.co/t22bRM5v8x | Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:51:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already. Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:08:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC, we don't need this kind of shit again: https://t.co/1cqRQQ2F8Y Tell China's wacky viruses from bats and birds and shit like that to fuck right off | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:01:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm not a gun guy, but I pulled out a pair of shorts from last summer and found a 5.7x28mm shell in my pocket. The fuck? | Thursday, May 20, 2021 3:17:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This guy fucks https://t.co/lPBBQfz9Mb In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 16, 2021 11:39:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message. https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq | Friday, May 07, 2021 12:38:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I broke my fucking foot kicking a fucking cinderblock wall because I'm a fucking moron | Wednesday, May 05, 2021 11:02:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @climate Fuck corn | Saturday, May 01, 2021 12:15:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The baby boomers and WWII generation fucked this planet beyond repair for tens of thousands of years and now we're all slowly getting poisoned https://t.co/B9ImRyfpQu | Wednesday, April 28, 2021 8:16:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| British nursery rhymes are fucking absurd. https://t.co/2H9Rqg6Lps | Friday, April 23, 2021 9:07:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @lizforus Man, fuck the police. This is so unnecessary and environmentally unfriendly | Sunday, April 18, 2021 3:55:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @newrelic Is it normal for a User API key to still work after deleting it? I compromised one of my user keys by committing it in plaintext, deleted it from the portal, created a new one and 15 mins later, the deleted key still authenticates API requests The fuck | Friday, April 16, 2021 11:31:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The fans should be throwing shit onto the field. The @Yankees are a garbage team. Brian Cashman stinks. Aaron Boone stinks (mr "oh they're trying"). Cancel them all Fuckin Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave. This is the worst start since 1989 | Friday, April 16, 2021 11:27:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Special place in hell for someone who actually thinks putting a knee on someone's neck for minutes while they scream that they can't breathe is "objective reasonableness" For fuck's sake. https://t.co/26sOZzJyG5 | Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:01:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Gotta love a nice quiet Saturday morning in the burbs, out in the backyard with the bluetooth speaker on shuffle and then out of the blue Fat Joe's like "PUT THE FUCKIN MIC ON" | Saturday, April 10, 2021 11:04:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell did Google do to the @GooglePlay store? Holy shit, what a garbage UX. Copied the inferior Apple App Store but it's even worse. God damnit Google fucking sucks at everything lately | Friday, April 09, 2021 12:50:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it? Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? | Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Button your jersey, you disheveled fuck with a 9.00 ERA. Causes all kinds of drama in the offseason and then starts off like an asshole. Steinbrenner's gotta be spinning in his grave. Cuncel Germán https://t.co/iQH2GAiBhF | Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:57:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy fucking Easter In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:00:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart | Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck Georgia and fuck @BrianKempGA https://t.co/sNeoLXeJoF | Sunday, April 04, 2021 8:29:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derek Chauvin is a piece of shit motherfucker | Thursday, April 01, 2021 11:24:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @EricTrump you wiener face. Let the man go home on the weekend. Who the hell works 24/7/365. Let me remind you that your fuckup dad would go golfing all weekend long "Heartbroken" over the way the country's being led? Good. Maybe it'll stop beating you deadbeat https://t.co/eh6OxRz4s8 | Monday, March 29, 2021 2:20:03 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck a war https://t.co/4OW3KsWsNN | Monday, March 29, 2021 1:35:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD | Sunday, March 28, 2021 3:21:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How many times do I have to tell Product/UX motherfuckers that you're goddamn assholes if you prevent pasting into password fields. Because I randomly generate insane passwords. Now you're making me create them insecurely because I have to type it manually and it's not as complex | Friday, March 26, 2021 12:12:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Whoever decided that my house needed to have two tanks was a fuckin asshole. Yeah, there's a whirlpool tub, but the fuck do you need a gas and an electric tank for. What a waste of energy. We're three people! | Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:49:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Just wanted everyone on Twitter to know that my hot water heater is a fucking piece of shit. The power vent motor's bearings are shot and the thing is so fucking loud, I'm going to take a sledgehammer to it. | Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:48:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude we broke our ass for like 8 months on a huge migration that led to family problems, a good engineer quitting, a week of instability, and general misery... and they give us fuckin DoorDash gift cards. No comp week off, no bonus. Fuckin DoorDash. Get the actual fuck outta here | Monday, March 08, 2021 11:10:26 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Lmfao! This fuckin LOSER just cannot stop losing. Give it up already! https://t.co/svYZE60UxD | Monday, March 08, 2021 2:50:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Again, you people are surprised by this? Look at the guy. He's creep central. Sick fuck. Put him foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/jiVipcp7mr | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:04:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| These dumb, confederate, Trump-cultist hick motherfuckers. I'm trying to get this shit back to normal. Should have let the fucking south secede. Do not do this shit until big dick biden can get us all vaccines by May https://t.co/ZmVwVAsC2E | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:01:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Our director of QA is literally dumb as a pile of rocks and doesn't understand modern DevOps and is proposing the most absurd shit. Every engineer is disagreeing with this fuckin guy, but no one can get him to change his mind or shit process. Guy's gotta go https://t.co/lQy38Tnla5 | Friday, February 26, 2021 11:17:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet | Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| been up since midnight on a work maintenance that went fairly well, except for one minor thing and then we broke the fuck out of everything trying to fix the one minor thing | Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:15 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Microsoft whoever was historically responsible for MSMQ is a fuckin asshole | Sunday, February 21, 2021 9:50:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @SenTedCruz, how's Cancun you fuckin piece of shit? Millions in your state without power and water and you're in fuckin Cancun. Go eat yourself | Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:08:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude who gives an actual fuck about what emojis are cool or not. Christ. Do something useful with your extra time 😂😂 https://t.co/cQcoTD0Cw8 | Monday, February 15, 2021 11:55:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I just saw a hearse with a license plate "XPIRED" and it really made me chuckle because I'm a dark motherfucker and 2020/1 is synonymous with death | Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:40:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty someone put me out of my fucking misery already | Friday, February 12, 2021 10:55:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Probably some fuckin wacko Q-Anon, blue lives matter, Trump insurrectionist cult follower trying to get revenge for this. I call conspiracy! https://t.co/VdAHV6jTIW In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:56:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| How the fuck do you arrest the BOSS, Bruce on a DWI when he only blew a .02? That's like a glass of wine or two. Legal limit's .08. Maybe .04-6 is pushing it. Arresting officer should get the death penalty. Guy's got a clean record and never caused any trouble. F is this shit | Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:54:59 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Google Nest minis have piece of shit microphones that never fucking listen to you, even with the sensitivity turned all the way up | Wednesday, February 10, 2021 11:48:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KylieJaneKremer @AmyKremer @america1stwomen @pastormarkburns @RealMattCouch @mtgreenee @DavidJHarrisJr @KatrinaPierson @leadpastor @pastorlocke Fuck yourself, you insurrectionist piece of shit In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet | Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:48:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
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