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In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper. [[ Image ]] Thursday, December 04, 2025 6:39:16 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PMBlueSky
I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing...

But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people. 		Friday, June 27, 2025 5:39:27 PMBlueSky
I wish I was able to form well organized thoughts and tell stories in a concise manner that hold people's attention because it feels really shitty when you're telling a story, struggling to get to the point and then you lose your audience Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:03:38 PMBlueSky
Oof that python section really hit home. Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:44:51 AMBlueSky
You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PMBlueSky
It's really just a lack of understanding. All it's supposed to do is provide typing indicators and higher quality media for now. The security is no worse than plain sms. Google is working on end to end implementation. I'd trust data in transit but it wouldn't be my choice for "secure" messaging
In reply to @'s tweet
Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:34:47 PMBlueSky
I really suggest ignoring the trolls. People suck, and you can spend the rest of your life pointing out their hatred at you, and that's a complete waste of your time. You don't have to prove anything to these people. Tuesday, December 03, 2024 5:26:33 PMBlueSky
I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AMBlueSky
The Pentel EnerGel 0.7 needle tip, purple ink pen is a really sick pen. Works great

Yeah. I rock the purple ink. Whatcha gon' do about it? 		Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:08 AMBlueSky
My goal for this account is to bring back the goofiness of what I used to post to Twitter back when it was new (<2010)

Whether it's tech or me being a lunatic, I just want to be lighthearted in this crazy world. So while I have tendencies to be negative, I really don't want to bring that to BlueSky 		Sunday, November 17, 2024 10:18:58 AMBlueSky
@sysadafterdark Never used Vista. Went straight from XP to 7. I just remember everyone hating on it. Windows really got solid starting with 8.1 (8 without the start button was absurd)
In reply to @sysadafterdark's tweet
Saturday, November 09, 2024 1:28:37 AMTwitter for Android
@DJLeMVP Because his regular season ERA was nothing spectacular and the guy was hurt a lot. You really want to pay all that money and keep him around until he's 39?

I'd opt out if I were him also. Pitched a gem and his little leaguers giving up 5 unearned on errors
In reply to @DJLeMVP's tweet
Monday, November 04, 2024 5:06:58 PMTwitter Web App
It really needs to be Halloween already on the grounds that I've already broken into the two giant Costco bags of candy for the Trick or Treaters. At this rate, I won't have any left! Monday, October 28, 2024 1:03:59 AMTwitter Web App
It really needs to be Halloween already on the grounds that I've already broken into the two giant Costco bags of candy for the Trick or Treaters. At this rate, I won't have any left! Monday, October 28, 2024 1:03:45 AMBlueSky
No one uses Bluesky. I really wish more tech people came over here instead of remaining on wacky Elon's š¯•¸ bullshit Tuesday, October 22, 2024 4:55:06 PMBlueSky
@xgigglypuff You really don't need to justify yourself to these fuckin jagoffs... Let the haters hate. You owe them nothing
In reply to @xgigglypuff's tweet
Monday, September 30, 2024 2:27:24 PMTwitter Web App
If Eminem really wants to take his latest album back to 2002, he's gotta bring back Obie Trice Tuesday, July 02, 2024 12:33:52 AMTwitter for Android
@BofA_Help Thank you. I must have been doing something wrong because I was able to name it correctly and add both my keys.

But I really don't understand why it has to be associated with a debt card and ask for my debit card pin, rather than applying to my entire account
In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 5:52:12 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Adderall really doesn't work anymore now, does it?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, June 11, 2024 4:12:13 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I never really used Teams until I was on a support call with Microsoft. How bad can it really be?

So bad. The answer is so bad...
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Friday, May 03, 2024 9:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
They're lucky I really don't like iPhones, because after the piece of shit abomination that was the Pixel 6 Pro (broke so many times I ran out of insurance claims), I should have never gotten another Pixel again. But I did. And it lasted 6 months before fucking up
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:19:25 PMTwitter Web App
Just saw some SOTU highlights from yesterday because I don't pay attention to idiot politics anymore. Amphetamines and cocaine really wakes the old man up, I see Friday, March 08, 2024 6:24:14 PMTwitter Web App
@bestknapp4ever @FrankLaRose @JenaGriswold Hey now, Frank is a jagoff, an Trump doesn't support him, but who cares if he wore a mask. I mean, no one really wears them anymore but whatever happened to "don't tread on me"
In reply to @bestknapp4ever's tweet
Tuesday, March 05, 2024 10:51:43 AMTwitter Web App
I really wish more people would come over to Bluesky from that nonsensical Elon app. I feel like the algo on š¯•¸ just shows you tweets you politically disagree with to start internet arguments Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26:52 PMBlueSky
@LaRoseForSenate Frankie Boy! That's a really shitty photoshop!
In reply to @LaRoseForSenate's tweet
Wednesday, February 07, 2024 2:26:34 AMTwitter Web App
I think it's really poor design that @youtubemusic displays podcasts directly at the top of a MUSIC app. It's fine they're moving the podcasts app into YT Music, but maybe make them more subtle? I hardly listen to them and they are showing up at the top of the home page https://t.co/54jzeSvvsZ Sunday, February 04, 2024 8:42:22 AMTwitter for Android
This dude on Discord literally doesn't know the difference between a and an. Dude uses "an" for everything and it drives me batshit crazy. I don't really know how to bring it up because I don't want to sound like a petty asshole that corrects people, but JFC get it together Monday, January 29, 2024 5:19:20 PMTwitter Web App
School Spirits was really good https://t.co/89J8AiGqAn
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, January 07, 2024 9:29:07 PMTwitter for Android
@VoteMarsha @realDonaldTrump @williamsontngop It's really time for these antiques to move on
In reply to @VoteMarsha's tweet
Sunday, January 07, 2024 1:41:22 AMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy really knows how to pull in a crowd of a handful of old white boomers
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Saturday, January 06, 2024 12:26:49 PMTwitter for Android
Were you trying to say really dim stars? Sunday, December 24, 2023 9:32:27 AMBlueSky
The Muslims are cancelling Biden, and the Dems don't even really care for him, plus he's 2 million years old so mark my words on this day, 12/3/2023: Trump's getting reelected in 2024. Sunday, December 03, 2023 5:18:54 PMTwitter for Android
@RepMTG Marjorie. You're batshit and I hate you, but in this case, you're right. We really shouldn't be spending all this money
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Saturday, October 21, 2023 12:00:59 AMTwitter for Android
They really nailed her tiny rodent mouth
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, October 13, 2023 9:42:34 AMTwitter Web App
Who is the courtroom sket artist in this FTX case, because they really made Caroline Ellison out to be some sort of Frankenstein. https://t.co/erI3o2kUKM Thursday, October 12, 2023 8:49:12 PMTwitter for Android
@Captain2Corner Designated runner is a shit rule. It's not fair at all to the relievers and doesn't really shorten the game
In reply to @Captain2Corner's tweet
Friday, October 06, 2023 1:48:55 PMTwitter Web App
This is a bad tech take. I'm a Pixel fan, and let me tell you, the Pixel watch (1st gen) was completely not worth it. Too expensive, bad battery life and it used a really old generation SOC

https://t.co/wzGaTYhwI5 		Sunday, October 01, 2023 10:02:23 PMTwitter for Android
Bing AI image generation really does a good job tripping on acid for me https://t.co/PoIXpDFnRm Wednesday, September 27, 2023 1:20:49 AMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You can't take anyone off the ballot but you're a really dummy for supporting a felon who doesn't give two hoots about you.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, September 19, 2023 5:05:14 PMTwitter Web App
I should post on here more but really don't know what kind of content I'm going for. Maybe the old days of innocent useless updates of life tidbits? Twitter of the old days (2008/2009/2010) Friday, September 15, 2023 1:08:16 AMBlueSky
I really don't understand why there's all these killings lately, y'all. Will everyone take a gd chill pill? Seriously go smoke a joint instead. Stop the murders. Sunday, August 27, 2023 10:37:22 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! That poor lady made really bad life decisions to end up with your felon worshipping, out-of-touch asshole
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, August 22, 2023 4:13:55 PMTwitter Web App
@jnsswb @ohiolife No one is paying me a dime to see that this is a stupid ass agenda that takes your freedoms away. It's common sense really. Waste of $20 million.
In reply to @jnsswb's tweet
Friday, July 14, 2023 3:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
@bethvanderkooi Householder is trash. Anything that guy did was not for public good. Now he's in jail lol. Nice party... Really honest and law abiding...
In reply to @bethvanderkooi's tweet
Wednesday, July 12, 2023 9:30:08 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @GregAbbott_TX really is.a.fucking jagoff. How about raising the taxes in gasoline cars more and lowering the punitive EV registration tax.

https://t.co/oFT7BXLMnN 		Sunday, May 21, 2023 9:24:31 PMTwitter for Android
Thi antique kind of has a really good point https://t.co/ykrDTANbF0 Tuesday, April 25, 2023 10:35:27 AMTwitter for Android
@ne39108342 @krassenstein Anheuser Busch really got all the right wing nut jobs' panties in a bunch. Lol.
In reply to @ne39108342's tweet
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:18:46 PMTwitter for Android
@fitbit This is really bad UX. "Irregular rhythm notifications" makes it seem like it detected a problem. It is very alarming to see, only to tap into it to see "no notifications"

It should say if it detected anything or not right on the banner.

This is the Android app... https://t.co/st0wKsLSRE 		Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:21:40 PMTwitter for Android
Someone really needs to bring George Carlin back from the dead because I really need him to do a monologue on all the bullshit going on today Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:20:21 PMTwitter Web App
Elon dicked around with twitter and I don't really use it as much anymore. Friday, February 17, 2023 2:20:43 AMTwitter Web App
@AnkerOfficial I really like Anker products but my Q30 Headset snapped as I was putting it on and it completely fell apart. I don't treat it rough and I would say 6 months of use is not enough for wear and tear. I really can't see spending $80 on another pair. What can you do? Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:22:24 PMTwitter for Android
Walmart always attracts really interesting creatures. Doesn't matter where it is located. Could be the wealthiest area or the hood... Regardless, you run into some real critters out there Tuesday, January 24, 2023 9:27:30 PMTwitter for Android
OMG. The Pixel 6 fingerprint reader isn't a piece of shit anymore after Android 13. It actually works really well and fast. Gj @madebygoogle Friday, August 19, 2022 7:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer I can't believe it still targets .NET 2.0. You really have to try hard to get that kind of legacy stuff working on modern Windows Server OSes
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:08:24 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD"
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:20:48 PMTwitter Web App
Bill O'Reilly is a pile of shit, but he's not the most wrong here: https://t.co/U8fM5JYU6a

While the US can yeet Putin and turn the entire Kremlin into a crater, it's not really wise to start WWIII 		Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:17:51 AMTwitter Web App
I hate what my job turned into and I hope I can trick them into keeping me around until all my packages and shit cash out because otherwise I really don't belong here Monday, April 11, 2022 12:30:39 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I'd say use .NET 6, but it's gov't so you're probably using a really old .NET framework if I were to guess
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, April 04, 2022 5:58:43 PMTwitter Web App
@nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery)
In reply to @nyr2k2's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Man, they're really not prioritizing their flagship over here.

https://t.co/3MBaBlq2wx 		Monday, March 07, 2022 1:30:49 PMTwitter for Android
Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?"

Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PMTwitter Web App
Our DB team has a dev DB stack that's sized to be prod-like, except it's not even really used and is almost $2000/month in EBS volumes and half the attached instances are powered down. The FUCK do they think they're doing? Monday, February 21, 2022 9:19:54 PMTwitter Web App
No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama

https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ 		Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
An absolute embarrassment. @madebygoogle has their B team working on the 2021 Pixel 6 flagship. How is it that my Pixel 4 already has the January patches, yet my 6 Pro had its rollout halted due to really bad bugs.? I expect better from Google.

https://t.co/JIyVZBfYwU 		Tuesday, January 04, 2022 11:09:13 PMTwitter for Android
If you use TikTok and don't know what year Jeff Bezos was born, do you really use TikTok? Friday, October 15, 2021 7:53:22 PMTwitter for Android
Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet

https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU 		Saturday, October 09, 2021 9:49:07 AMTwitter for Android
The world really is ending. Christ must have come back as a shark to fuck with us.
https://t.co/03cjO7Xzrn 		Saturday, August 28, 2021 1:27:56 AMTwitter for Android
HATE articles like this with clickbait misleading titles. Makes it sound like TMobile is getting rid of WiFi calling altogether when they're really just retiring an old version of it.

@cosminvasile @PhoneArena
https://t.co/CFaqjRjl0N 		Wednesday, April 28, 2021 8:13:09 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev WiFi 6E?

I really want to replace my AC-87U with something as long-lived as the AC-68U, but want to make sure it's future proof. I guess I can go with the AX-88U, but still waiting for prices to drop.
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Thursday, April 15, 2021 2:48:50 PMTwitter Web App
@HowFrankOfYou Hey! Just a bad day, doing better now. Really appreciate you reaching out - super nice of you! Hope all is well and things are getting better with this crazy pandemic
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Thursday, April 08, 2021 1:26:37 PMTwitter Web App
I really need to poop and have been on calls since 9am solid. We're talking about decommissioning our colo now that we're in the cloud and I literally don't give a shit because I have to shit Wednesday, March 03, 2021 10:59:56 AMTwitter Web App
@nyJULZmd @McDonalds Wait really? They don't have the full breakfast menu all day, but they should at least have egg McMuffins and hash browns
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Sunday, February 28, 2021 10:46:02 AMTwitter for Android
I just saw a hearse with a license plate "XPIRED" and it really made me chuckle because I'm a dark motherfucker and 2020/1 is synonymous with death Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:40:30 AMTwitter for Android
@Windows @Microsoft @windowsinsider This really bothers me. I know Windows 10 and Windows Server probably share some components but this lacks polish https://t.co/LVHUxNy2Xx Monday, February 08, 2021 11:39:13 AMTwitter Web App
I don't really approve of all this rapidfire executive order shit. It's tyrannical.

However, buffoon Tr*mp set the precedent for it and we have to undo all the idiocy, so it's needed at the moment 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:34:49 AMTwitter for Android
@AjitPai My mind is blown that you kept your Twitter! I only really followed you to break balls about your policies, but it's like you never left us! Except now, minus the Trumpism!

Any plans to get back to that law career with huge corporations to fight the atrocities of the evil left?
In reply to @AjitPai's tweet
Friday, January 22, 2021 1:45:14 AMTwitter Web App
@BarackObama really fucked up hard appointing this moron. Goes to show you that classy people actually give the other side a shot and attempt to be bipartisan. Imagine Trump actually giving a Democrat a chance in some office?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:35:33 PMTwitter Web App
@__Really__ @JSScott64 @1stacyphillips @realDonaldTrump Trump reversed so many environmental protections (on the name of profits) and now more carcinogens are being released.

So yes, Trump is indirectly causing cancer
In reply to @__Really__'s tweet
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 12:21:40 AMTwitter for Android
My shuffle playlist is really out there. Went from Tool to Havana Sunday, October 25, 2020 8:02:14 PMTwitter for Android
The @youtubemusic shuffle algorithm is really BAD. When shuffling my thumbs up playlist, it is NEVER random. It's the same group of songs every single time, even though I have over 2500 liked.

Get it together 		Monday, October 12, 2020 10:35:11 AMTwitter Web App
This guy likes boobies, thick girls and doesn't allow passengers unless they have really big boobs. https://t.co/FZvulwxuc0 Friday, September 25, 2020 1:38:29 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Nice. I'll have to remember how to reach out to him and see if I can get my password reset. He really needs to get a letsencrypt cert and https. You can't use http in 2020 - login creds literally in plaintext over the public internet
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Thursday, September 24, 2020 10:25:00 PMTwitter Web App
It's almost 2am and I'm watching a dude play a sitar live on Reddit and I really need to reevaluate my life Friday, July 17, 2020 1:52:26 AMTwitter Web App
There are some really, really ignorant people in this country. Holy smokes... Normally, I'd say let the virus wipe them out, but this shit affects everyone so it's gotta go Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus. These CW shows really guy you Friday, March 27, 2020 11:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
Every couple years you need to buy a new belt. The fuck kind of shit is that about? Why is it so expensive? Is the sound quality really that good? There are $100 turntables with speed levers and auto-return arms.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
These guinea pigs the wife impulse purchased in 2015 really need to kick the bucket soon on the grounds that they're a pain in the ass to take care of and I have more imoirtant priorities Friday, March 22, 2019 12:56:11 AMTwitter for Android
You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar Thursday, August 17, 2017 6:40:14 PMTwitter for Android
I've never really done coke but I've got a guy passed out rn who said he's been on a 3 week coke bender. Liar. Get the fuck awake dude. Saturday, August 12, 2017 1:31:02 AMTwitter for Android
Airplane mode is a myth made up by people who don't understand physics. If it were really that dangerous, they'd make us check our phones. Sunday, July 16, 2017 7:42:19 PMTwitter for Android
Slack really needs to stop being an asshole and randomly ending up 5 miles off my screen with no way for me to get it back. Wednesday, June 21, 2017 10:12:51 AMTwitter Web Client
This airport is a goddamn shithole. My ticket says D2 but the gate is really C1 and you have to take a shuttle bus there? Saturday, April 22, 2017 5:23:38 AMTwitter for Android
Found really old screenshots of old text messages. I beat the Biebs to the whole dick area thing by 7 years... https://t.co/JPPAxm5bY4 Wednesday, March 08, 2017 1:02:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Man... People really go fuckin hard at divorce parties Sunday, January 29, 2017 5:15:43 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso you really can't post a pic in a quote tweet? Twitter sux https://t.co/xTuUftzMq8
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
My fiancƩe really knows how to do a cooking a pizza dance. Like really well. Mmmm pizza Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
Vinny is playing really shitty music on my last night in Queens wtf Friday, August 26, 2016 11:28:49 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu coo, doesn't really matter unless you want to be on the same team with friends
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, July 09, 2016 1:02:39 PMTwitter for Android
Middle aged motherfuckers really know how to get rowdy at the piano bar Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:43:38 PMTwitter for Android
New York city is a really bad city to drive in. Or raise a family in. Or prosper in. Or be not homeless in. Or not be a savage in. Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:08:23 AMTwitter for Android
I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends. Friday, May 06, 2016 8:15:38 PMTwitter for Android
Dope: All the White people at Coachella really just want Lily. Sunday, April 10, 2016 1:42:29 AMTwitter for Android
Their new stuff is really good, but the style is so different. I feel like rock music is getting fake and more electronic lately
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 17, 2016 4:44:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honoredĀ byĀ my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit." Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AMTwitter for Android
I use really mature names for my variables... https://t.co/3Ncm5NU43N Monday, February 29, 2016 4:47:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I look really good today. Just can't turn it off. Thursday, January 14, 2016 10:21:06 AMTwitter Web Client
LaGuardia Airport really needs to reevaluate the way they handle the taxi dispatch stand. Sunday, January 03, 2016 9:36:51 PMTwitter for Android
Pizza boy is a really shitty driver in Home Alone Friday, December 25, 2015 5:24:22 PMTwitter for Android
I just had a really great fart Monday, December 21, 2015 12:52:00 AMTwitter for Android
I've got a really awesome @MalJNew Monday, December 21, 2015 12:15:04 AMTwitter for Android
Um. I still want a hot dog really bad and no one is taking me seriously. Or one of those ballpark Primo's sausage and peppers. Sunday, December 13, 2015 6:53:24 PMTwitter for Android
I really need to stop telling everyone at work that I'm going to punch everyone in the face Thursday, December 03, 2015 1:52:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @Cisco, you really need to get rid of the @java @anyconnect web browser auto detection. It never works and I can just run the installer. Tuesday, November 17, 2015 7:55:29 AMTwitter Web Client
These cunts really think they can say no to me? Oh they made a huge mistake. Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:52:13 PMTwitter Web Client
UM PUT ON VH1 CLASSIC IMMIJITLY. IT'S LIKE 90s ROCK VIDEOS (PS VH1 Classic? Really? I'm so old) Wednesday, September 09, 2015 1:37:49 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy really needs to shut the fuck up Wednesday, August 26, 2015 12:37:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I may or may not have shattered a glass at the bar tonight but I really can't remember Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:55:32 PMTwitter for Android
I really don't like Samsung Galaxy phones. No one cares about your stupid press announcement. Go away. Friday, August 14, 2015 7:46:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it me, or is Google and Google Maps down/really slow right now? Had to use Bing and it worked like a charm Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:38:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Google really needs to organize their emoji menu better on Android on the grounds that I can NEVER find the poop emoji. Why's it with faces? Wednesday, July 15, 2015 12:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well Tuesday, June 09, 2015 11:25:55 AMTwitter Web Client
They should REALLY let us know first before flying 6 F16s over lower Manhattan Friday, May 22, 2015 10:59:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Magnets are really cool Thursday, May 14, 2015 10:49:34 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry Boston, didn't mean to be mean to ya last night on Twitter. City's actually really cool. Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:58:26 AMTwitter for Android
"Joe. Do you really want me to tell her 'It's already rolled it to prod so blow me'?"

Yes. Yes I do. Blow me 		Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:24:44 PMTwitter for Android
I can really go for an ice cold, frosty, golden beer right now. Need one. Like badly Thursday, February 05, 2015 7:31:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Yep... It kinda takes a REALLY long time to generate checksums for 90GB files... Friday, January 09, 2015 12:58:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Does it REALLY take 4 hours to pull a 56MB file out of Amazon Glacier? Friday, December 26, 2014 4:37:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Mauritania is a REALLY shitty country: http://t.co/1UWmdDWGZN Friday, December 26, 2014 11:29:18 AMTwitter Web Client
God DAMN it.. I really need to stop confusing Stephie with other peeps. Like the 9th time I did it. Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:04:08 PMTwitter for Android
Great job on the 6 pixel low res infographic ya morons. Because I can really read this.... @washingtonpost http://t.co/wY5BqeU6ff Tuesday, December 16, 2014 7:43:02 AMTwitter for Android
Woof. You ever know a really hot chick in college and then you saw her pic like 5 years later and it's like woof? Yeah that just happened. Friday, November 14, 2014 4:15:15 PMTwitter Web Client
This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere. Friday, November 07, 2014 9:47:50 AMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ @BarstoolTrent The corn really sucks here in NYC, so I don't see how Trent would make it here.
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:30:50 PMTwitter for Android
Cloudflare is a really shitty CDN Wednesday, October 08, 2014 9:23:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters Saturday, September 20, 2014 1:21:00 AMTwitter for Android
Am I the only person on Earth not really into Queen? Friday, September 19, 2014 8:08:41 PMTwitter for Android
The cars are really shiny today Wednesday, September 10, 2014 8:17:44 AMTwitter for Android
These coronas are going down really smooth you guys. #4, but I don't see any nearby pissas. Sux Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
I really wasn't being dirty... Took an IQ test today and they ask that type of logic Thursday, August 07, 2014 11:01:03 PMTwitter for Android
Rule: 1002 fired (level 2) -> "Unknown problem somewhere in the system."

Really useful. Fucking OSSEC alerts... 		Friday, July 11, 2014 5:24:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I really need to stop quoting the Pope's tweets and comparing them to how bad my job is. But it's hysterical Tuesday, June 24, 2014 4:53:56 PMTwitter for Android
Our suits really managed to improve the joint in a year. #NOT http://t.co/0fNa0D2sxq Thursday, June 19, 2014 7:39:18 AMTwitter for Android
Morons over at Foursquare question my supreme QA skills. Clear my cache and cookies bro? Really? READ THE TICKET http://t.co/rIecwJakFx Wednesday, June 18, 2014 2:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Hold the phone. Was Ja Rule really at orchard beach with j lo tonight, or are you guys just fucking with me? Bc I'd a been in that hood... Thursday, June 05, 2014 12:52:21 AMTwitter for Android
I really hope no one comes near me that much right now, considering I went to town on beers at the bar and smell like a brewpub Thursday, April 17, 2014 3:06:12 PMTwitter Web Client
"I think it's really bad not to test stuff" - Groundbreaking comments from our CTO Wednesday, February 26, 2014 4:41:29 PMTwitter for Windows
I mean.. Shouting out "I feel like I smell like goat cheese" out of context in the office sounds really funny to the... 12 people around you Friday, January 31, 2014 2:08:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I guess I really do do the Stevie Wonder head thing when I'm blackout and singing. I call it Stevie Wondering Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:31:08 PMTwitter for Android
MTA alert emails really need to stop changing up their abbreviations. Messing with my Gmail Filters. Brooklyn = Bklyn OR BRKLYN OR BKLN. Friday, December 20, 2013 4:04:58 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to 'Ving, you guys. Wednesday, November 27, 2013 5:45:11 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever is eating tuna fish on this train really needs to reevaluate their life Tuesday, October 29, 2013 9:23:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Wait. shit this isn't funny. He's really pissed at me Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally) Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:05:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter." Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:40:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever burned popcorn in this office really needs to go fuck themselves Tuesday, August 27, 2013 6:24:22 PMTwitter Web Client
It's really funny. I go home and try to do extra work to get ahead, and actually can't do anything because I'm blocked by everyone's bulshit Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:59:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Our building really needs to turn off this fucking Windows 3.1 dinging fire alarm Thursday, July 25, 2013 4:29:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez" Friday, July 12, 2013 5:52:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I really need to learn to take criticism better Sunday, June 09, 2013 6:09:06 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe I really did suck. Because these other peeps were good and got a 75 Sunday, June 09, 2013 6:06:49 PMTwitter for Android
I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky. Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:28:46 PMTwitter for Android
I really need to blast one out right now and this cab isn't the greatest for it. Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39:10 AMTwitter for Android
OK that was really insensitive. I'm a terrible person. Friday, April 19, 2013 6:32:46 PMTwitter Web Client
The end of an era. Barry really is gone. Noooooooooooo Monday, April 08, 2013 8:05:18 AMTwitter for Android
Nah not really he can suck my dick Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:49:10 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but George W. Bush's daughters are really hot. Thursday, December 20, 2012 8:57:59 PMTwitter for Android
Could really use some beers right now, you guys. Friday, October 19, 2012 3:40:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I really want shepherds pie from Suspenders, you guys Tuesday, September 11, 2012 4:38:05 PMTwitter Web Client
This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PMTwitter for Android
Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office? Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Yeah there's no failover. I can't really see it failing though Wednesday, August 29, 2012 1:26:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Really looking forward to @DadBoner's "Really looking forward to the weekend, you guys" tweet, you guys Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:59:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I really don't understand how @MalJNew still has no idea how to type a penis when I showed her like 9 times already. Monday, August 13, 2012 8:54:58 PMTwitter for Android
Am I the only person who really couldn't give two shits about the Olympics? Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:46:46 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Correct. He really won't go to you.
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:15:55 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Jeez. That Kate Upton is really somethin' else, you guys. Monday, July 16, 2012 3:02:54 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 10:30AM and I can really go for a gin & tonic right now. I'm going to make it. Fuck it, I'm on vacation. Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:35:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, I'm really curious to see how this new radio I flashed works around Crestwood. Usually, it says 4G but cut out. I expect it fixed. Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:59:21 AMTwitter for Android
Not to sound like a woman, but angry orchard cider is actually really good. Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:50:05 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers Wednesday, May 16, 2012 8:32:44 PMTwitter Web Client
That time you're obsessed with the bartender and you know she looks innocent but really isnt/a freak but she can't be single bc she's so hot Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:01:31 AMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 @kellyomealia come on, you guys. I mean I know my tweets are ridiculous, but are they really that ridiculous? Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:08:05 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Megaupload Is Really Going to Help the Government Get Their Files Back? Fuuuuuuuck Thatttttt! http://t.co/5XQlNoa Monday, March 19, 2012 11:47:00 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks Thursday, March 15, 2012 8:49:05 PMTwitter Web Client
These old men really know how to play guitar Friday, March 02, 2012 8:34:53 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:35:42 PMTwitter for Android
Bud Light is actually really shitty you guys. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Rockin out at my desk with my LED lights strobing away. Really productive way to get QA done Thursday, February 09, 2012 12:37:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Do you really have to stand aimlessly at my desk and stare out into space? Go the fuck away if you're not being useful. Friday, January 27, 2012 11:40:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Our new VP of Business Development is awesome. Really educated, professional and fun guy Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:02:39 PMTwitter Web Client
My aunt talking about Madonna: "Anyone who will put it in, she gets it in" "Does the guy on Hung really have a big thing?" Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:45:13 PMTwitter for Android
Omar, I really don't give a fuck about your cats. You can shut up now... Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:14:31 PMTwitter for Android
Ok I'm either tripping really hard or everything on the internet isn't working right. I'm going to bed. Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:37:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella PBR? Really? Such a hipster
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:13:36 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I'm seriously looking into namecheap. I think it will actually be less expensive for a private reg. GoDaddy really screwed themselves
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:32:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:00:04 PMTwitter for Android
bahahahahahahaha: cop: "youve got really white teeth" "yep. crest whitestrips" Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:25:55 AMtxt
i cant deal with this girl. in a really hot way... Friday, December 09, 2011 3:21:08 PMtxt
"dude. fuck you! but really though!" Friday, November 18, 2011 9:17:12 PMtxt
I'm trying to like the new Gmail UI, I really am, but I cannot get into it... Wednesday, November 02, 2011 12:05:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, looks like the rainstorm killed my phone... Don't bother texting. Now I really need that Galaxy Nexus Friday, October 14, 2011 9:55:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @dannyrob88: Hurricane Irene was really called Hurricane Eileen, unfortunately an asian reporter was the first to announce it, no won ... Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:02:30 PMTwitter Web Client
The office coffee tastes really good this morning. That being said, it will probably give me the shits later. Monday, August 08, 2011 10:38:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoever stole the fan off my desk can really go fuck themselves right now because I'm pissed Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:41:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Are you really reading at the bar right now? That's just fuckin weird. Friday, July 08, 2011 11:01:20 PMTwitter for Android
This fuckin place really has heat lamps on right now? Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:35:33 PMTwitter for Android
Is it really wise to rollerblade on the subway platform? What a dumbass. Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:16:27 PMTwitter for Android
I really don't understand how its possible for someone to be that fucking perfect. Don't work here. The talent agency is downstairs Monday, March 21, 2011 3:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
Pw is "lol" no quotes. Really secure. Not even funny, but its about work Monday, February 14, 2011 7:53:15 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking new york... irvington and rivington sts? Really? Can't be more original? Poor dyslexics Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:01:09 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Obama: Become a Teacher (Yeah not really bro) http://bit.ly/eRDjqk Tuesday, January 25, 2011 9:57:10 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"90 PSI to the taint to make me really shit myself" Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:47:24 AMTwitter for Android
There's also a really hot brunette reading. Might have a thing for smart girls. Monday, January 03, 2011 11:41:15 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: OMG More Severe Weather Alerts (Not really) http://bit.ly/e6LwdT Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:26:57 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The 6 Train is Really Starting to Piss me off Lately http://bit.ly/bK8uZI Monday, October 18, 2010 7:38:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Oh you suck. You really do. Kids partying at college and I'm working 10 hours every day this week.
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Monday, August 23, 2010 10:59:41 PMTwitter Web Client
*I'm really not. I'm just mad that I can't get work done because of the internet outage. Monday, August 16, 2010 5:14:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Saw that two days ago and was going to send it to you. IDK why I didn't. It's really cool!
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:03:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito As far as Verizon/Motorola Android updates go, late July really means October
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, June 25, 2010 3:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
Am I the only person who really doesn't give a shit about the World Cup? Friday, June 18, 2010 2:53:57 PMTwitter Web Client
There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta love these southerners, even though MD isn't really the legit south Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:53:44 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Germany Bans Unencrypted WiFi. Really Now? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/05/13/germany-bans-unencrypted-wifi-really-now/ Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:38:41 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Idk where my weather widget is getting the sun icon from if its saying (and really is) mostly cloudy and drizzly Monday, April 26, 2010 3:52:19 PMtwidroid
Gmail bro? Really? In the middle of a party. I know I'm a geek but what a tool Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:33:50 PMtwidroid
Finally android 2.1 is rolling out. I really hope there are more homescreens. Tech blogs haven't mentioned that... Tuesday, March 30, 2010 4:33:58 PMtwidroid
3 classes and a midterm away from paradi... Um not really. But at least I'll be off. Shame I can't bike because there's so much snow home Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:19:47 AMTwitter Web Client
I love snow and winter. But I can really go for some 60 degree spring weather on my bike path Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:26:49 PMtwidroid
@plasma2002 yeah it works now. My phone's been really shitty about 3G so I might replace it
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
Friday, February 05, 2010 9:51:21 PMtwidroid
Christ. This fuckin mess is really hot tonight Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:26:16 AMtwidroid
I must say: Gmail really chokes with a large inbox full of attachments. Monday, December 28, 2009 4:24:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Flash drive got a worm from a DSB lab computer. winlog.exe + an autorun.inf file. Really good AV they have there. CNS = morons Tuesday, December 01, 2009 11:15:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Google wave is really cool, but I only have like 4 people to wave with and they're never on. And I have no invites. Saturday, November 21, 2009 1:49:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I really think you have to make an effort to fail that hard. but it's just to easy for me. All I can do now is laugh. Sunday, November 15, 2009 12:24:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I really need to get my shit together Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:15:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Took a really easy SQL quiz that I didn't even study for because I played KF until 3AM instead. Now, free class time for internets. The life Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:24:04 AMTwitter Web Client
I really really need to work on my shit. Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AMtxt
turbo 1 was painless. Mainiero's really a good professor. Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:05:45 PMtxt
They really don't pay me enough for this lol Wednesday, September 16, 2009 2:06:34 AMtxt
Bolognese sauce = nom. It came out really well Tuesday, September 01, 2009 8:11:34 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees are really starting to piss me off. Way to drop 3 games in the standings in 3 days. Jorge, don't tag people with an empty glove. Sunday, August 02, 2009 2:21:57 AMtwhirl
I'm really digging this 20MBPS upload. helps when uploading 40MB tables Thursday, July 09, 2009 3:26:46 AMtwhirl
Note to tweeple: twhirl notifications come in a fewminutes after texts do, and they come in groups of 2-3. So it's not really real time. Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:17:48 AMTwitter Web Client
#liesgirlstell I really don't do this often. Thursday, May 28, 2009 5:45:37 PMTwitter Web Client

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