| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| @__JLu coo, doesn't really matter unless you want to be on the same team with friends | Saturday, July 09, 2016 1:02:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Middle aged motherfuckers really know how to get rowdy at the piano bar | Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:43:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New York city is a really bad city to drive in. Or raise a family in. Or prosper in. Or be not homeless in. Or not be a savage in. | Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:08:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends. | Friday, May 06, 2016 8:15:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dope: All the White people at Coachella really just want Lily. | Sunday, April 10, 2016 1:42:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Their new stuff is really good, but the style is so different. I feel like rock music is getting fake and more electronic lately In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 17, 2016 4:44:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit." | Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I use really mature names for my variables... https://t.co/3Ncm5NU43N | Monday, February 29, 2016 4:47:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I look really good today. Just can't turn it off. | Thursday, January 14, 2016 10:21:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| LaGuardia Airport really needs to reevaluate the way they handle the taxi dispatch stand. | Sunday, January 03, 2016 9:36:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pizza boy is a really shitty driver in Home Alone | Friday, December 25, 2015 5:24:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just had a really great fart | Monday, December 21, 2015 12:52:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I've got a really awesome @MalJNew | Monday, December 21, 2015 12:15:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Um. I still want a hot dog really bad and no one is taking me seriously. Or one of those ballpark Primo's sausage and peppers. | Sunday, December 13, 2015 6:53:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I really need to stop telling everyone at work that I'm going to punch everyone in the face | Thursday, December 03, 2015 1:52:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo @Cisco, you really need to get rid of the @java @anyconnect web browser auto detection. It never works and I can just run the installer. | Tuesday, November 17, 2015 7:55:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| These cunts really think they can say no to me? Oh they made a huge mistake. | Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:52:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| UM PUT ON VH1 CLASSIC IMMIJITLY. IT'S LIKE 90s ROCK VIDEOS (PS VH1 Classic? Really? I'm so old) | Wednesday, September 09, 2015 1:37:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This guy really needs to shut the fuck up | Wednesday, August 26, 2015 12:37:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I may or may not have shattered a glass at the bar tonight but I really can't remember | Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:55:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I really don't like Samsung Galaxy phones. No one cares about your stupid press announcement. Go away. | Friday, August 14, 2015 7:46:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it me, or is Google and Google Maps down/really slow right now? Had to use Bing and it worked like a charm | Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:38:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google really needs to organize their emoji menu better on Android on the grounds that I can NEVER find the poop emoji. Why's it with faces? | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 12:32:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 11:25:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| They should REALLY let us know first before flying 6 F16s over lower Manhattan | Friday, May 22, 2015 10:59:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Magnets are really cool | Thursday, May 14, 2015 10:49:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry Boston, didn't mean to be mean to ya last night on Twitter. City's actually really cool. | Sunday, May 03, 2015 8:58:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Joe. Do you really want me to tell her 'It's already rolled it to prod so blow me'?" Yes. Yes I do. Blow me | Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:24:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can really go for an ice cold, frosty, golden beer right now. Need one. Like badly | Thursday, February 05, 2015 7:31:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yep... It kinda takes a REALLY long time to generate checksums for 90GB files... | Friday, January 09, 2015 12:58:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Does it REALLY take 4 hours to pull a 56MB file out of Amazon Glacier? | Friday, December 26, 2014 4:37:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mauritania is a REALLY shitty country: http://t.co/1UWmdDWGZN | Friday, December 26, 2014 11:29:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| God DAMN it.. I really need to stop confusing Stephie with other peeps. Like the 9th time I did it. | Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:04:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Great job on the 6 pixel low res infographic ya morons. Because I can really read this.... @washingtonpost http://t.co/wY5BqeU6ff | Tuesday, December 16, 2014 7:43:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Woof. You ever know a really hot chick in college and then you saw her pic like 5 years later and it's like woof? Yeah that just happened. | Friday, November 14, 2014 4:15:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere. | Friday, November 07, 2014 9:47:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ @BarstoolTrent The corn really sucks here in NYC, so I don't see how Trent would make it here. In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:30:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cloudflare is a really shitty CDN | Wednesday, October 08, 2014 9:23:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters | Saturday, September 20, 2014 1:21:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Am I the only person on Earth not really into Queen? | Friday, September 19, 2014 8:08:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The cars are really shiny today | Wednesday, September 10, 2014 8:17:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These coronas are going down really smooth you guys. #4, but I don't see any nearby pissas. Sux | Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:15:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I really wasn't being dirty... Took an IQ test today and they ask that type of logic | Thursday, August 07, 2014 11:01:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rule: 1002 fired (level 2) -> "Unknown problem somewhere in the system." Really useful. Fucking OSSEC alerts... | Friday, July 11, 2014 5:24:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I really need to stop quoting the Pope's tweets and comparing them to how bad my job is. But it's hysterical | Tuesday, June 24, 2014 4:53:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Our suits really managed to improve the joint in a year. #NOT http://t.co/0fNa0D2sxq | Thursday, June 19, 2014 7:39:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Morons over at Foursquare question my supreme QA skills. Clear my cache and cookies bro? Really? READ THE TICKET http://t.co/rIecwJakFx | Wednesday, June 18, 2014 2:32:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hold the phone. Was Ja Rule really at orchard beach with j lo tonight, or are you guys just fucking with me? Bc I'd a been in that hood... | Thursday, June 05, 2014 12:52:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I really hope no one comes near me that much right now, considering I went to town on beers at the bar and smell like a brewpub | Thursday, April 17, 2014 3:06:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I think it's really bad not to test stuff" - Groundbreaking comments from our CTO | Wednesday, February 26, 2014 4:41:29 PM | Twitter for Windows |
| I mean.. Shouting out "I feel like I smell like goat cheese" out of context in the office sounds really funny to the... 12 people around you | Friday, January 31, 2014 2:08:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I guess I really do do the Stevie Wonder head thing when I'm blackout and singing. I call it Stevie Wondering | Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:31:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| MTA alert emails really need to stop changing up their abbreviations. Messing with my Gmail Filters. Brooklyn = Bklyn OR BRKLYN OR BKLN. | Friday, December 20, 2013 4:04:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to 'Ving, you guys. | Wednesday, November 27, 2013 5:45:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever is eating tuna fish on this train really needs to reevaluate their life | Tuesday, October 29, 2013 9:23:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wait. shit this isn't funny. He's really pissed at me | Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:25:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally) | Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:05:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter." | Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:40:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoever burned popcorn in this office really needs to go fuck themselves | Tuesday, August 27, 2013 6:24:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's really funny. I go home and try to do extra work to get ahead, and actually can't do anything because I'm blocked by everyone's bulshit | Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:59:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our building really needs to turn off this fucking Windows 3.1 dinging fire alarm | Thursday, July 25, 2013 4:29:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez" | Friday, July 12, 2013 5:52:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I really need to learn to take criticism better | Sunday, June 09, 2013 6:09:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe I really did suck. Because these other peeps were good and got a 75 | Sunday, June 09, 2013 6:06:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky. | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:28:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I really need to blast one out right now and this cab isn't the greatest for it. | Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OK that was really insensitive. I'm a terrible person. | Friday, April 19, 2013 6:32:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The end of an era. Barry really is gone. Noooooooooooo | Monday, April 08, 2013 8:05:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Nah not really he can suck my dick | Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:49:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sorry, but George W. Bush's daughters are really hot. | Thursday, December 20, 2012 8:57:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Could really use some beers right now, you guys. | Friday, October 19, 2012 3:40:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I really want shepherds pie from Suspenders, you guys | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 4:38:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss | Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office? | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:06:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah there's no failover. I can't really see it failing though | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 1:26:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Really looking forward to @DadBoner's "Really looking forward to the weekend, you guys" tweet, you guys | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:59:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I really don't understand how @MalJNew still has no idea how to type a penis when I showed her like 9 times already. | Monday, August 13, 2012 8:54:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Am I the only person who really couldn't give two shits about the Olympics? | Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:46:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Correct. He really won't go to you. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:15:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Jeez. That Kate Upton is really somethin' else, you guys. | Monday, July 16, 2012 3:02:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 10:30AM and I can really go for a gin & tonic right now. I'm going to make it. Fuck it, I'm on vacation. | Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:35:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, I'm really curious to see how this new radio I flashed works around Crestwood. Usually, it says 4G but cut out. I expect it fixed. | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:59:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Not to sound like a woman, but angry orchard cider is actually really good. | Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:50:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 8:32:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| That time you're obsessed with the bartender and you know she looks innocent but really isnt/a freak but she can't be single bc she's so hot | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:01:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 @kellyomealia come on, you guys. I mean I know my tweets are ridiculous, but are they really that ridiculous? | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:08:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Megaupload Is Really Going to Help the Government Get Their Files Back? Fuuuuuuuck Thatttttt! http://t.co/5XQlNoa | Monday, March 19, 2012 11:47:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks | Thursday, March 15, 2012 8:49:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These old men really know how to play guitar | Friday, March 02, 2012 8:34:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. | Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:35:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bud Light is actually really shitty you guys. | Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:48:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rockin out at my desk with my LED lights strobing away. Really productive way to get QA done | Thursday, February 09, 2012 12:37:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Do you really have to stand aimlessly at my desk and stare out into space? Go the fuck away if you're not being useful. | Friday, January 27, 2012 11:40:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our new VP of Business Development is awesome. Really educated, professional and fun guy | Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:02:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My aunt talking about Madonna: "Anyone who will put it in, she gets it in" "Does the guy on Hung really have a big thing?" | Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:45:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omar, I really don't give a fuck about your cats. You can shut up now... | Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:14:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok I'm either tripping really hard or everything on the internet isn't working right. I'm going to bed. | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:37:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella PBR? Really? Such a hipster In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:13:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu I'm seriously looking into namecheap. I think it will actually be less expensive for a private reg. GoDaddy really screwed themselves | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:32:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:00:04 PM | Twitter for Android |