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These MLB umpires are either blind asf, betting on the games or have it in for the Yankees. Two overturned calls. Calls a guy safe at home who was clearly tagged and his foot didn't even touch the plate. Fuck outta hea. Sunday, April 05, 2026 7:07:04 PMBlueSky
You can go right ahead and cancel the Yankees' season before it even starts because they're paying $36 million and $32 million to Cole and Stanton and they both have mother fuckin season ending injuries. The weak pricks. Monday, March 10, 2025 11:06:04 PMBlueSky
@Yankees Of course they did
In reply to @Yankees's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 11:24:27 AMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Why is Boone still manager
In reply to @Yankees's tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 9:08:29 PMTwitter for Android
Let me tell you what's going to happen in 2025 (and beyond) for the Yankees:

- Cashman will keep Boone
- Most of the free agents will walk
- Next year's team will be the same mediocrity
- [Further future] Judge will retire without a WS ring
Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:35:25 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Fuckin get rid of Cashman and Boone
In reply to @Yankees's tweet
Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:10:47 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Yankees in 6, Frankie Boy. Counting down the days until you never hold public office again!
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, October 18, 2024 12:52:52 PMTwitter for Android
Shit or get off the pot... It's time for Aaron to get a ring to accompany a career best year. Yankees also need to end this 15 year drought. Let's fuckin GOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/vGxWJVIRFa Sunday, October 06, 2024 1:14:03 AMTwitter for Android
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:21:20 PMTwitter Web App
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:13:54 PMBlueSky
@HebHammer94 @Yankees Ah you're a Red Sox fan, this explains everything. (Shame the rivalry died a decade ago)

How about this one then? https://t.co/OJ7is9ww40
In reply to @HebHammer94's tweet
Tuesday, December 19, 2023 9:40:37 PMTwitter for Android
@HebHammer94 @Yankees Yep totally sucked https://t.co/WWrMW0duYL
In reply to @HebHammer94's tweet
Tuesday, December 19, 2023 8:37:12 PMTwitter for Android
Yo how do I get a 13 year $325 million contract to hit .191 and be injured half the year. Guy's laughing all the way to the bank.

Giancarlo Stanton STINKS. Yankees STINK. https://t.co/WMB7nQMPJO
Monday, October 02, 2023 4:11:12 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Are Cashman and Boone gone yet?
In reply to @Yankees's tweet
Monday, October 02, 2023 4:04:23 PMTwitter Web App
@FiresideYankees Send them all to the sun
In reply to @FiresideYankees's tweet
Friday, August 25, 2023 5:34:13 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Brian Cashman still has a job in this organization... Why?
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Friday, August 25, 2023 10:40:14 AMTwitter Web App
@Yankees @StarrCompanies Fire Cashman and Boone
In reply to @Yankees's tweet
Wednesday, August 23, 2023 2:52:28 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Cancel the season. Fire cashman and Boone
In reply to @Yankees's tweet
Sunday, August 20, 2023 7:05:52 PMTwitter for Android
@Yankees Bro Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave rn.

When are Boone and Cashman getting fired?
In reply to @Yankees's tweet
Saturday, August 19, 2023 8:08:31 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees! Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave with this shit. A formerly classy org that didn't allow advertising on its uniforms has sold out. This is some Mets bullshit https://t.co/RXI3XethXV Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:15:57 AMTwitter Web App
Maybe I'll consider it if you resign Judge and get rid of Cash. Georgie is spinning in his grave rn. @Yankees https://t.co/3R2p0m4Icm Sunday, November 06, 2022 10:27:22 AMTwitter for Android
Cancel the season.

1) You can't only win on home runs
2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him
3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested
Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
Struggling against the Cincinnati Reds. A gd disgrace. Cancel the postseason, because how are the Yankees supposed to beat the Astros if they play like shit against the second worst team in MLB 🖕 Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:30:11 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs If the Yankees don't sweep the reds and win by like 50 runs, cancel the season
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 10:12:26 PMTwitter for Android
With this win, the Yankees will have the exact same record they had on this day in 1998 Friday, June 17, 2022 10:00:44 PMTwitter for Android
See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:53:15 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ
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Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AMTwitter for Android
God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good.
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AMTwitter Web App
Three more years of this useless bitch. Cancel the Yankees until 2024, or until Cashmen is either fired or dies. Hal's an idiot and George is spinning in his grave

https://t.co/eAfYM2kbPc
Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:42:14 AMTwitter Web App
The fuckin Yankees lost to the Mets. The Mets?! Are you for real? This team sucks. This season is infuriating. I've never seen a team have such long hot streaks follows by dumpster fire streaks. Friday, September 10, 2021 10:49:22 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees fuckin stink over here. Blow their lead bottom 9 with 2 outs 2 strikes, then blow a 5-3 lead in extras Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:23:13 AMTwitter Web App
The Yankees had a no hitter going into the 8th and lost 5-4? Jesus Christ the teams a dumpster fire. Fuck em. Sunday, July 25, 2021 7:14:25 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn

I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes
Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PMTwitter Web App
RT @OriolesFanProbz: Two wins in a row against the Yankees. Man they STINK. Monday, April 26, 2021 11:37:48 PMTwitter for Android
2021. Expect all of the following things. Rinse and repeat:

- Cop murders black person
- Yankees lose a game
- Mass shooting
- Rampant Covid
Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:38:05 PMTwitter for Android
The 2021 New York Yankees: https://t.co/gvboTGEjXe Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:58:18 PMTwitter for Android
The fans should be throwing shit onto the field. The @Yankees are a garbage team.

Brian Cashman stinks. Aaron Boone stinks (mr "oh they're trying"). Cancel them all

Fuckin Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave. This is the worst start since 1989
Friday, April 16, 2021 11:27:07 PMTwitter Web App
Cancel the Yankees. You have DJ grounding into inning ending double plays with the bases loaded. Choke central. They STINK! Sunday, April 11, 2021 3:16:43 PMTwitter for Android
@tctroz13 @YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty https://t.co/g8ROehf7nP
In reply to @tctroz13's tweet
Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:59:57 AMTwitter for Android
@YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty What a buggy piece of shit. Fix it
In reply to @YESNetwork's tweet
Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Plus Yankees-Indians wildcard baseball... Also weird because of Covid
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, September 29, 2020 5:20:33 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, September 07, 2020 10:32:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Yankees call this dog up to the majors!

@MLB we need more bat dogs https://t.co/4EdGyFovFR
Sunday, July 19, 2020 6:02:56 PMTwitter for Android
These Yankees are not playing like a world series championship team Saturday, October 19, 2019 10:49:58 PMTwitter for Android
The 2019 New York Yankees, folks. For a team that has 103 wins, they played shit baseball the last few weeks. No fire at all to get through the postseason. They should forfeit

https://t.co/pJeChG3Uzn
Sunday, September 29, 2019 9:41:59 PMTwitter Web App
Were any Yankees placed on the injured list celebrating their division win?

You'd think some asshole would have high fived wrong or slipped and fell of champagne
Friday, September 20, 2019 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Aaron Boone stinks. Larry Rothschild stinks. Tuesday, April 09, 2019 9:15:04 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, April 08, 2019 10:12:31 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Saturday, April 06, 2019 10:11:13 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The Yankees are a Fucking Disaster https://t.co/bwSsV5von1 Monday, April 01, 2019 5:21:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
By all means, get this fuckin guy off the Yankees https://t.co/b3mflrdWqq Saturday, January 19, 2019 1:37:50 PMTwitter for Android
jfc with the guy that threw beer on that A's fan. Be classier, Yankees fans. We already have a bad rep for being assholes. Friday, October 05, 2018 1:01:13 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Aaron Boone stinks. Friday, August 03, 2018 9:49:38 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees stink Tuesday, April 10, 2018 9:29:06 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, August 28, 2017 9:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
That feeling when the Mets get swept by the Yankees https://t.co/0T485Wlt1r Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:32:00 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f… Monday, August 14, 2017 8:26:28 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees are cunceled as long as Joe keeps putting Clippard out there. Absolutely disgusting watching this team collapse Saturday, July 08, 2017 1:54:01 AMTwitter for Android
Tyler Clippard has to be a mole injected by other teams to troll the Yankees, amirite? How can someone be this bad? Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out Wednesday, May 03, 2017 9:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I didn't even eat sausage and peppers. This is why the Yankees lost you guys. Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:45:52 PMTwitter for Android
Boston just cuncelled the Yankees. Cuncel da saeson. It's over. Can't blow a 5-1 lead in the 9th when you're two out of the second wild card Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:03:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Yankees stink
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:28:24 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the @Yankees would have gotten me a sausage and peppers Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:29:28 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck a cock and I've taken up drinking too much the past few days Monday, May 30, 2016 9:11:52 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck so bad, the NY bars even turn them off for Mets and basketball Friday, May 13, 2016 9:11:57 PMTwitter for Android
It is May 6th. The Yankees are one of three MLB teams who don't have at least 10 wins yet. Friday, May 06, 2016 6:20:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da @Yankees cya in 2017 Tuesday, May 03, 2016 11:15:41 PMTwitter for Android
The 8-15 Yankees and 15-8 Mets is not how this is supposed to go... Monday, May 02, 2016 11:30:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da Yankees Saturday, April 30, 2016 8:22:17 PMTwitter for Android
Like the time I blackout called my grandparents in the Bronx and talked for 20 mins about the Yankees in '09 and had no clue the next day
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
Nah son, he's coming to the Yankees next year https://t.co/lyLzIUF0Ws Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:46:27 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees Sunday, October 04, 2015 5:23:24 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees Tuesday, August 25, 2015 8:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
@PaulONeillYES You are my hero!! We need more passion on the Yankees like you in the 90s
In reply to @PaulONeillYES's tweet
Friday, May 01, 2015 10:09:08 PMTwitter for Android
This is exactly how I predicted the Yankees would start 2015 Monday, April 06, 2015 1:54:16 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees Friday, September 05, 2014 9:49:08 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta love that Yankees/Giants life @BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:25:47 PMTwitter for Android
And with that 3 run Orioles shot, Cuncel da saeson. #Yankees #Cuncel Wednesday, August 13, 2014 9:39:23 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Swisher. Ya can't hit for dick but we love you! Go Yankees Friday, August 08, 2014 9:07:23 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees fuckin suuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Wednesday, July 02, 2014 4:27:16 PMTwitter Web Client
June 29, 2014. I am cuncelling the 2014 Yankees Sunday, June 29, 2014 8:56:45 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: Serious question...will the Yankees ever beat the Mets again? Ever? Monday, May 12, 2014 11:36:53 PMTwitter for Android
Remix to Ignition to pregame the Yankees. Fuckers Friday, May 02, 2014 3:25:39 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da yankees Wednesday, April 23, 2014 7:53:06 PMTwitter for Android
If the Yankees don't sweep the Cubs, I I'm going to cuncel them. Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:09:35 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees are a mediocre assed team... Friday, April 11, 2014 10:45:21 PMTwitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then? Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Hahahbdndksn,hjxmdhekcn YANKEES!!! #YeahJeets Tuesday, April 01, 2014 7:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary Everyone is always in a contract dispute with Cablevision. Since 2002 with the Yankees.... They never want to pay...
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Friday, January 03, 2014 6:53:13 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck a mean dick Wednesday, September 25, 2013 9:31:33 PMTwitter for Android
This is a BULLSHIT day in NY sports. Giants choking on donkey dick and if the Yankees can't score with runners at 2nd and 3rd so CUNCEL NY Sunday, September 22, 2013 4:30:09 PMTwitter for Android
@KeriAHarrison the Yankees cuncelled your husband Wednesday, September 04, 2013 11:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Depending on how drunk I get tonight, I might un-Cuncel da Yankees Wednesday, September 04, 2013 9:46:29 PMTwitter for Android
I cuncelled them on April 1st RT @KFCBarstool Oh and I forgot, Cuncel Da Yankees
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, August 08, 2013 1:14:29 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck a mean dick. I mean, if you go 1-16 with RISP and led twice in the bottom 9th and x-inning on the rd, you deserve to lose Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:15:26 AMTwitter for Android
I would do a nakey dance on top of Radio City if the Yankees could get out of ARod's contract Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:46:40 PMTwitter for Android
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