| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| @ky9 Yankees suck a huge D this season and I hope the have Arod killed off | Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:27:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 2013 Yankees are cuncelled | Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:07:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. The Yankees are bad | Thursday, June 20, 2013 9:46:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod | Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mariano is just the best. I was broin out with my dude Bucky, @wateringholenyc chef talking about my boys the Yankees | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:34:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches | Friday, April 12, 2013 8:43:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know Cleveland sucks when even the Yankees can beat them... | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm kinda rooting for the Yankees to go 1-160 so that we do a clean sweep of these old bags next season | Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:45:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| For the first time in 2013, Yankees win, Mets lose. Back to normal (Even though the Yankees might as well be cunceled this season) | Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:47:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| CUNCEL DA YANKEES | Monday, April 01, 2013 1:50:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It's Not Even Funny http://t.co/dVGVuTu | Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:38:16 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| The Yankees are a fucking joke team this season | Sunday, December 23, 2012 1:17:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CUNCEL DA YANKEES | Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:46:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't know what's worse... Both presidential candidates, or the New York Yankees. | Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:14:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hughes out in the 4th? Does it get any worse for the Yankees? | Tuesday, October 16, 2012 9:26:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Verlander/Hughes Tuesday... Yankees are fucked. Hughes never turned out to be as good as Connors predicted. | Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:31:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel DA Yankees | Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:07:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wanna bang Andy. #LETSGOYANKEES | Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:08:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is what I'm talking about #yankees | Monday, October 08, 2012 12:00:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck | Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: I'll Kick the Yankees in the Ass http://bit.ly/PZqqv4 | Sunday, September 02, 2012 5:25:44 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Yankees: Cuncel DA Saeson!!! | Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:59:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Yankees are the shittiest first place team I've ever seen. | Saturday, September 01, 2012 1:31:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees suck and are painful to watch @Onethirdof3x5 | Friday, August 31, 2012 9:43:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games | Sunday, July 22, 2012 7:56:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 244 others http://4sq.com/JJYFTm | Tuesday, June 05, 2012 7:08:30 PM | foursquare |
| The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 8:32:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 378 others http://4sq.com/KqJuRH | Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:22:03 PM | foursquare |
| Stat: Rivera blew three of his first six saves when became the Yankees closer in 1997 | Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:32:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm about to CUNCEL DA SAESON on the Yankees... | Friday, May 04, 2012 12:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So legit. Yankees. Rangers. My redheaded bartender is here. Ima steal her. Only if she agrees though. | Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:47:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't wait to crack a few cold ones and watch the Yankees at 3. In my office. | Friday, April 06, 2012 9:55:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Yankees: OFFICIAL: @Yankees re-sign LHP Andy Pettitte to 1-year Minor League contract with invitation to Major League Spring Training. | Friday, March 16, 2012 1:16:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy. | Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Chriat, the Yankees fucking suck. | Saturday, September 10, 2011 11:31:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp... Yankees came back to lose 9-4. That means without fuckhead Burnett, they'd have won 4-3 #geththefuckoffmyteamyoudisrespectfulcunt | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:28:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yankees: Y U blow leads and lose to the Red Sox all season long? wah | Monday, August 08, 2011 12:31:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. | Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whats this shit the Yankees forgot how to beat the Red Sox. They're like 1-8 against them this season? Then they wonder why I hit the bottle | Friday, June 10, 2011 1:34:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season. | Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear Yankees, Stop playing like the Mets. Love, Joe | Monday, May 16, 2011 9:34:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Yankees are bad =( | Monday, May 16, 2011 12:45:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ, the yankees fuckin suck | Friday, May 13, 2011 8:14:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: If the Yankees Sign Carl Pavano, I'll Start Rooting for the Fucking Mets http://bit.ly/fV45S6 | Thursday, January 20, 2011 9:05:51 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| My dad regarding the Yankees: "A bunch of weak hitting bastards" | Saturday, October 16, 2010 6:53:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Good TV day: Football, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, (not the Yankees because Girardi needs to stop using AAA fuckers who suck) | Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:26:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's official. The Yankees suck dick and at this rate, they won't even make the playoffs. | Saturday, September 25, 2010 6:08:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well, looks like the Yankees just fucked this one up. And TAKE FUCKING 7 on fixing these video card drivers | Wednesday, September 22, 2010 11:33:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jeter's acting performance = a free run for the Yankees. I'll take it | Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:21:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: The Yankees... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/14/the-yankees/ | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:09:24 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Introducing the Yankees' New One Man Rotation http://bit.ly/cptxWr | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:56:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| It's August. Ichiro hit 5 home runs all year. I saw 2 of them. Too bad Yankees won anyway. Peace! | Saturday, August 21, 2010 4:53:28 PM | twidroid |
| Everyone on the Yankees FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE tonight, errors, sloppy play, 0 hitting. Christ, Playing like the fucking Mets | Monday, August 16, 2010 9:13:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yankees are playing worse than the fuckin Mets lately. Christ. Fuckin jokes. Its painful to watch. | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:26:47 PM | twidroid |
| The Yankees fucking SUCK right now. Painful to watch | Friday, June 18, 2010 10:51:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for the Yankees to destroy the Mets! | Friday, June 18, 2010 6:58:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yankees. Pull the bats out of your asses and use them. The fuck mang | Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:34:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sabathia/Halladay. Let's go Yankees! | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:07:30 PM | twidroid |
| The Yankees had a mascot from 1979-1981? News to me. Meet Dandy: http://is.gd/cQp4w | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:57:32 PM | twidroid |
| Two hours until baseball season. Go Yankees! | Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:10:10 PM | twidroid |
| Spring break is all set. I'll be in Westchester, NY and the Bronx. Even the Yankees won't be in the Bronx yet. FML | Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:29:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 12:34:50 AM | DELETED |
| Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! | Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? | Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PM | txt |
| LETS GO YANKEES! | Monday, October 19, 2009 4:09:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ypu know... i dont care how muck of a joke my life is . the yankees won | Sunday, October 18, 2009 1:58:33 AM | txt |
| "I'm pumped for tomorrow. It's like Christmas morning tomorrow" -Keith on the Yankees and ALCS | Friday, October 16, 2009 9:16:38 AM | txt |
| YANKEES!!!!!! | Friday, October 09, 2009 10:35:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I like it when CC pitches like big poppa. Yeah Yankees!!! | Thursday, October 08, 2009 1:56:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| K I'm fucking over this. The Yankees lost tonight. So did I. But we're the best so we'll come back. I'm coming back. | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On this date last year, the Yankees' record was 75-65. Today their record is 86-48. Enjoyyyy Boston. We're the best in baseball, sons | Friday, September 04, 2009 1:41:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row | Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yankees = best record in baseball. Yay! | Saturday, August 08, 2009 2:48:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the yankees could have won this game like 16 times | Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:27:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Yankees said to the Red Sox: Enjoyyyyyyy | Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:33:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just realized my tweet at 2:08PM didn't go through. Must have been that Twitter downtime everyone was taking about. Lets go Yankees! | Thursday, August 06, 2009 7:25:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And I told Halladay to Enjoy... Yankees!!! | Tuesday, August 04, 2009 9:29:03 PM | twhirl |
| The Yankees are really starting to piss me off. Way to drop 3 games in the standings in 3 days. Jorge, don't tag people with an empty glove. | Sunday, August 02, 2009 2:21:57 AM | twhirl |
| What the FUCK with these yankees | Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:56:24 PM | txt |
| <3 Yankees | Monday, July 27, 2009 10:50:17 PM | twhirl |
| the yankees haven't won one regular season game while I've been in their new shithole. 0-3 this season. FML | Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:12:40 PM | txt |
| If the Yankees were playing in the NL West and kept their current record, they'd be 8.5 games behind Joe Torre's Dodgers. | Tuesday, June 23, 2009 11:22:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 8 runners left on base. The Yankees suck | Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:28:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 11.7% of the Nationals' wins (2) are against the NY Yankees. #fail | Friday, June 19, 2009 12:12:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Yankees can go fuck themselves if they can't win a series against the worst team in baseball with only 17 wins. Fucking disgrace. | Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:35:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| #Iremember the 1990s when the Yankees were actually good... | Saturday, June 13, 2009 6:30:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whose cock do the yankees have to suck to beat the fuckin red sox? | Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:52:56 PM | Twitter SMS |
| Yeah A-Rod! You show those Red Sox fools how it's done! Go Yankees! | Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:47:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome! Recompiled an open source Rubick's cube solver to work on windows using CGI and apache. </geek> Now for Yankees/Sox... | Wednesday, June 10, 2009 6:54:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Very agitated that the Yankees can't beat the Red Sox at all this season. | Tuesday, June 09, 2009 10:18:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for some Yankees Sox action! Let's not repeat what happened with them earlier this season | Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:56:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welcome to first place, #Yankees | Friday, May 29, 2009 11:37:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| After a >2hr rain delay, must win for the Yankees, since Toronto lost and Boston's losing | Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:30:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mets/Red Sox. Two of my most hated teams. Who do I root for? No brainer. Go Mets! Now to watch the Yankees... | Friday, May 22, 2009 6:46:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| YANKEES!!!! <3 | Friday, May 15, 2009 10:50:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not pleased with: The Yankees' wiffle ball park with 583473 home runs, empty $3500 seats, Monument cave, and them playing bad baseball | Friday, May 08, 2009 2:42:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The American Idle, Carl Pavano, has more wins against the Red Sox than the Yankees do. FML | Thursday, May 07, 2009 12:17:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nom. Delicious dinner. Rigatoni and vodka sauce + sausage, and salad. Needed more sausage though. And fucking Red Sox! Go Yankees! | Saturday, April 25, 2009 7:33:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Southport brewery = success because we got the good Asian waitress again, which means my 38 days didn't mean anything... Now go Yankees! | Friday, April 24, 2009 8:01:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! | Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:06:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |