the last 3 weeks I had nothing to do at 10am and when I want to watch the fucking Google keynote, everyone at work is breaking my balls and I have a million meetings
Wednesday, October 04, 2023 10:03:24 AM from Twitter Web App
Jamie Dinnon needs to shut his whore mouth and get me.some better returns, because $BAC is down 36% this year https://t.co/cXwzMhQwW2
Tuesday, October 03, 2023 08:10:41 PM from Twitter for Android
@crisisofconsc @Naaackers Microsoft is king of making the end user click things a billion times in their UI. Azure is ENRAGING to use
Tuesday, October 03, 2023 07:53:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Illinois tollway refused to drop my fines. How the fuck was I supposed to know I had 14 days to pay it when I didn't get the violation until a month later. I just thought they'd bill by mail. So I told them to Eat a Dick in my CC name field and they accepted the payment https://t.co/xlZ03G5lFT
@crisisofconsc @HFOXX77 Every. Company. Ever. 400 product managers/UX designers and 3 junior devs
Who kidnaps a 9 year old girl and gets caught leaving a ransom note? Put this fuck through the wood chipper. Dude doesn't deserve to exist anymore https://t.co/6F2K0lWYKF
Tuesday, October 03, 2023 01:26:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen
Check your CC statements, people. I just noticed that Bank of America charged me $20 in Credit Card interest in May when I paid more than the balance due for that month.
@newguymeltz @MLBONFOX @martinonyc https://t.co/zQJ22gYL06
@MLBONFOX @martinonyc Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@KeithFaber Old white boomer thinking it's okay to tell women what they can do with their bodies. Gtfo
Monday, October 02, 2023 08:43:42 PM from Twitter for Android
I fucking hate typescript and pulumi and suck a cock at it. I fucking hate that my org chose this tooling. I'd rather paint fucking houses than to deal with this shit
Do not EVER fucking update npm packages and do a pulumi refresh because it fucks your state file. Holy shit this is balls
Yo how do I get a 13 year $325 million contract to hit .191 and be injured half the year. Guy's laughing all the way to the bank.
Giancarlo Stanton STINKS. Yankees STINK. https://t.co/WMB7nQMPJO
@Yankees Are Cashman and Boone gone yet?