Does anyone know if I can follow someone on Mastodon on here, or not yet?

Monday, January 01, 2024 01:16:14 PM from BlueSky

Welp, I just went down that rabbit hole...

In reply to @portfolioso.com's post

Monday, January 01, 2024 01:23:52 PM from BlueSky

@_sysengineer If I did this, everything I ever wrote on the internet would have typos in it https://t.co/cV6tkTI470

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Monday, January 01, 2024 12:13:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy New Year's Eve to everyone it's still New Year's Eve for! 🥂🥳🍾🎉 #2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣

Sunday, December 31, 2023 09:12:17 PM from BlueSky

Fuck. I missed partiying with CJ

Saturday, December 30, 2023 09:46:03 PM from Twitter for Android

My prediction is that because many of these justices suck Trump's dick, they'll rule to reinstate him on state ballots in no time!

I still think this is a bad precedent to set though, despite how loaded the court is and how looney orange man is

https://t.co/DZxslXKCde

Friday, December 29, 2023 09:24:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Everyone is doing this, so let me have at it. Ask me anonymous shit.

https://t.co/skeGL7QT6v

(And yes, the link is portfolioso2 because there isn't a notion of an account, which is weird, so you cannot claim a username if you delete the app, it's gone forever, which is silly)

Friday, December 29, 2023 06:26:22 AM from Twitter for Android

No you don't. I'm just an internet stranger https://t.co/hfqrUMlEe2

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, January 02, 2024 12:35:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol. I've mellowed. You think I'm lit now? Should've seen me in my 20s https://t.co/MCGhabqL2B

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, January 15, 2024 01:55:37 AM from Twitter for Android

If you stop in a roundabout when there is no one there, you're an absolute dickhead and I will lay on the horn. This dickwad stopped at every entrance in the gd thing.

Wife: "What if they're learning?"

Me, unsympathetic: "Tough shit. Learn the rules of the road"

Wednesday, December 27, 2023 05:13:59 PM from Twitter for Android

War machine! Why have peace when you keep getting free munitions from America (so they can boost defense contracting companies).

https://t.co/MMiitVRce6

Wednesday, December 27, 2023 10:26:40 AM from Twitter for Android

YouTube has trash content that is addictive for kids and these idiot creators know that parents block their channels, so they end up createing 4-5 duplicate channels with all the same garbage content so it keeps getting recommended by the algo

Wednesday, December 27, 2023 08:22:34 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna kick the kid in the ass who introduced her to this bullshit

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, December 27, 2023 08:22:58 AM from Twitter for Android

@FrankLaRose War machine Frankie! Get out of here. You can't even run Ohio - what are you doing talking national politics

In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet

Tuesday, December 26, 2023 12:55:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal

In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet

Monday, December 25, 2023 11:21:31 PM from Twitter Web App