@_sysengineer I am in the "live in an absolute tornado but frantically clean 20 minutes before guests come over" club as well, an chances are I don't even want anyone over, especially Karen.

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Friday, January 26, 2024 08:24:26 AM from Twitter Web App

@BrianKempGA @GregAbbott_TX Your mom's in crisis

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Thursday, January 25, 2024 11:00:44 AM from Twitter for Android

@Demo_C_A_T @FrankLaRose https://t.co/puJal9tiAv

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Thursday, January 25, 2024 11:00:12 AM from Twitter for Android

@GovMikeDeWine So then remove your idiot secretary of state and all the First Energy cronies

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Wednesday, January 24, 2024 10:27:46 PM from Twitter for Android

What good is Google Messages on device Gemini AI model if it refuses to rewrite my sexts? https://t.co/pZHnEM2Q1a

Wednesday, January 24, 2024 09:51:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@FrankLaRose 🚨 aLoseR

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Wednesday, January 24, 2024 08:05:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@FrankLaRose 🤡 He! 🤡 Doesn't! 🤡 Even! 🤡 Like! 🤡 You! 🤡

Frankie Boy! Your idol doesn't even endorse you, you complete failure. Go away and never return.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2024 08:03:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol @BoeingAirplanes can't seem to make airplanes that don't fall the fuck apart lately. It's cool, their profits are probably good though.

Make sure the jets you fly on are manufactured by Airbus or Embraer, folks!

https://t.co/WzWNd6dzyI

Wednesday, January 24, 2024 09:20:28 AM from Twitter for Android

This is a shit take. Who TF has an oil free diet. How in the actual fuck do you cook anything without oil? Where are you getting your mono and poly unsaturated fats from?

https://t.co/4gJ0pBM4pY

Wednesday, January 24, 2024 12:08:00 AM from Twitter for Android

@MorganTrau @MathewsforOhio @LangForOhio @SteveHuffmanOH This is the shit I want to see "conservatives" doing. Not fucking around with women's healthcare, abortion or LGBTQ stuff that's none of their gd business

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Tuesday, January 23, 2024 01:26:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I need to mute my neighbor Karen. She's nice but parks her ass at my house and never stops jibber jabbering. This would be perfect https://t.co/sekqntS2K4

Tuesday, January 23, 2024 01:24:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Great place. Trash on every corner, expensive AF, crime way up, can get weed on every corner of the city

https://t.co/ZRgqTMH8Os

Tuesday, January 23, 2024 01:13:43 PM from Twitter for Android

@CrankyHankJ @pbolyard @FrankLaRose https://t.co/0soPCGGQ5z

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Tuesday, January 23, 2024 12:47:43 PM from Twitter for Android

@pbolyard @FrankLaRose You realize what this guy did? In bed with FirstEnergy, friends to prison. Banned special elections in August and wasted $20 million holding one and losing. Moved the Ohio SOS office to his Senate campaign headquarters wasting taxpayer dollars. Drinks the Trump Maga Kool Aide

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Tuesday, January 23, 2024 12:46:17 PM from Twitter for Android