Hello Bluesky! It's been a hot minute? What's been going on around here?

Tuesday, August 13, 2024 05:07:59 PM from BlueSky

Welp I'm glad I can use technology to track my glasses that flew off the top of my car into a busy intersection 1.5 miles from where I pulled out... Air tag was checking in until this morning at 10, when it was likely crushed.

Fucking defective ADHD brain

Monday, August 12, 2024 01:24:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking air tag was engraved with a poop emoji too. And I had replacement lenses in for those frames under warranty that are now useless. The idea was I didn't have to fuckin buy glasses again this year but now I do. Fuckssake

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, August 12, 2024 01:26:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh well. I can be pissed and dwell on it or just pay the fucking moron tax and know everything is replaceable.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, August 12, 2024 01:27:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Get fucked... Who tf does this nobody think he is? https://t.co/NMAd8TwbDN

Friday, August 09, 2024 12:51:54 AM from Twitter for Android

God almighty Long Island is such a fuckin shithole. I fucking hate driving on these shit ass roads.

Thursday, August 08, 2024 03:27:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@crisisofconsc Used to tailgate Buffett concerts at Jones Beach. The amount of Trump flags there would make you think you were not in NY whatsoever.

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Thursday, August 08, 2024 01:29:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Get a load of this fuckin pube face over hwre https://t.co/pGEoigcM0X

Monday, August 05, 2024 03:44:59 PM from Twitter for Android

GD inferior Tensor chips. Can't wait until TSMC @madebygoogle @rosterloh https://t.co/F6yhRVxRUR

Monday, August 05, 2024 02:28:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@crisisofconsc Agreed, but it doesn't make it any cooler outside 🫤

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Monday, August 05, 2024 02:09:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta make sure we prepare to start a war to get us out of the upcoming recession

https://t.co/1y4NjmZXRF

Saturday, August 03, 2024 09:14:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Send him straight through the wood chipper

https://t.co/SXK0N3K2GF

Saturday, August 03, 2024 08:57:33 AM from Twitter for Android

I exclusively use the ThinkPad TrackPoint pointer (aka clit mouse). There is a phenomenon I've been experiencing where it moves on its own when I let it go.

TIL- this is known as trackpoint drift and it's a pain in the gd ass. AI knows everything https://t.co/CgpRzxovn2

Friday, August 02, 2024 12:05:35 AM from Twitter Web App

@GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio Plenty of PFAs. How's the East Palestine water, Michael? Cancerous?

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Thursday, August 01, 2024 04:03:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Walmart+ is shit. Garbage logistics compared to Amazon Prime. Second time I ordered something and it didn't arrive on time before my trip and now it's useless to me. Never usually have any issues with Amazon

Thursday, August 01, 2024 03:54:26 PM from Twitter for Android