@elonmusk How the fuck do you know, Elon? You down there counting?
Why does Creed get so much hate. Lowkey what's wrong with Creed? They have some bangers
Thursday, October 03, 2024 12:49:52 AM from Twitter for Android
Bru. bar hopping in Ohio is like $10 a bar. You go to key west and get a drink and you're at like $45 ffs
Thursday, October 03, 2024 12:49:11 AM from Twitter for Android
I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened
Wednesday, October 02, 2024 05:23:05 PM from Twitter Web App
@TheKandiana The whole thing irritated me. I just wish it would have been a little more realistic... Penelope should have been 18 because they would have thrown an Amber alert on her. Also, they should have pretended she had outdoor skills
Aint no way someone like that is surviving > 3 days
Wednesday, October 02, 2024 01:57:49 PM from Twitter Web App
@netflix This is trash. The creators should have done a bit of research about survival because she wouldn't have been able to make in 3 days
Wednesday, October 02, 2024 01:52:57 PM from Twitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @JDVance Oh my God look at all those corpses in the room. Seriously why are these people still alive anymore
Tuesday, October 01, 2024 11:33:38 PM from Twitter for Android
@_sysengineer Save it before all the Hatians eat it
Tuesday, October 01, 2024 11:22:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Here's the thing Spectrum. While I appreciate this gesture of good will, this is pretty much useless to me. Maybe address the fact that my upload speed is still 20MBPS like it's 2007 again. I would have much rather taken a boost from 20 to 30 or 50 up https://t.co/tbgU2kzR4p
@Ask_Spectrum When's DOCIS 4.0 dropping? All the money I pay y'all I want symmetrical upload and download.
Today I learned Mormons are not allowed to drink hot beverages. They can bang all 8 of their wives but a cup of tea is out of the question.
Monday, September 30, 2024 03:40:00 PM from Twitter for Android
@CatholicVote @realDonaldTrump BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Under this logic, Catholicism also supports:
- Grabbing women by the pussy
- Using riot police to clear a the way just to take a picture in front of a church with a bible
- Paying porn stars hush money
- Lying
@xgigglypuff You really don't need to justify yourself to these fuckin jagoffs... Let the haters hate. You owe them nothing
@CollinRugg @elonmusk What's wrong with "a pathway to citizenship for hardworking immigrants that have been here for years?" Sounds fine to me.
Let me quote the White Stripes to prove my point: https://t.co/XarvXX6YGv
@CollinRugg @elonmusk She never said "automatically make any jagoff that walks across the border a citizen immediately"