My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy.

Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face.

Thursday, October 29, 2020 09:58:35 AM from Twitter Web App

I just took a 45 minute walk and forgot my Fitbit on the charger and now it looks like I'm jagging it because I'm shaking my wrist to make up for the missed steps

Wednesday, October 28, 2020 09:00:45 PM from Twitter for Android

No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple

https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj

Wednesday, October 28, 2020 05:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@realDonaldTrump how's the stock market doing today, cuntface?

https://t.co/1Z27l9hEdq

Wednesday, October 28, 2020 04:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate

Wednesday, October 28, 2020 03:00:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Eh, fuck em

https://t.co/Kuz8NQWs8H

Wednesday, October 28, 2020 01:44:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@__Really__ @JSScott64 @1stacyphillips @realDonaldTrump Trump reversed so many environmental protections (on the name of profits) and now more carcinogens are being released.

So yes, Trump is indirectly causing cancer

In reply to @__Really__'s tweet

Wednesday, October 28, 2020 12:21:40 AM from Twitter for Android

@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole

Tuesday, October 27, 2020 04:08:03 PM from Twitter Web App

RT @nachosarah: there are too many old dumb people on tv and not enough titties

Tuesday, October 27, 2020 09:38:46 AM from Twitter Web App

I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess

Tuesday, October 27, 2020 09:37:55 AM from Twitter Web App

My shuffle playlist is really out there. Went from Tool to Havana

Sunday, October 25, 2020 08:02:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Voting in this country is very similar to the Black Lives Matter movement. All votes matter, but in some states votes matter more. For example if you're voting Republican in NY or CA, your vote does not matter. All votes are not equal!

The Electoral College is silly

Sunday, October 25, 2020 03:20:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I very excite to watch @BoratSagdiyev's subsequent moviefilm tonight. High five!

Friday, October 23, 2020 08:06:43 PM from Twitter for Android

This pandemic has caused me to build a tolerance to every drug ever invented

Thursday, October 22, 2020 02:01:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@FitbitSupport my Versa somehow got itself into night mode. There is a moon icon and I cannot change settings. How do I turn this off? Yes, I rebooted it

Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:11:00 AM from Twitter for Android