JFC my entire HVAC stopped working out of the blue. How much you think this shit is going to cost to fix?

Monday, September 06, 2021 11:42:47 PM from Twitter for Android

I lost 18 lbs. Legit couldn't get much food during lockdown, was miserable, walked my dog miles and miles out of boredom, and stopped drinking empty calories because what's the point of drinking if you can't hang with people https://t.co/QlTiNvU9hk

Saturday, September 04, 2021 09:26:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Yes. Please do this. Please kill off the imbeciles before they breed

https://t.co/JppgsLMmpF

Saturday, September 04, 2021 07:01:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I just scientifically proved alien life exists tonight. You know all the crazy shit that lives on the bottom of the ocean, tens of thousands of feet down where light can't reach? Welp, same shit probably lives deep in Europa's ocean. Who needs sun or atmosphere

Friday, September 03, 2021 11:54:39 PM from Twitter for Android

You know what's cool? Space and trees. 🌠☄️🚀🛰️🌳🌳🌳

Friday, September 03, 2021 10:43:44 PM from Twitter for Android

This extra innings runner on second bullshit to try to shorten games is full of shit. Lengthens games because each team just gets a base hit every inning. Manfried is a moron.

Friday, September 03, 2021 10:38:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Book me into this Airbnb immijitly https://t.co/ZrhjrR0R1p

Friday, September 03, 2021 10:17:39 PM from Twitter for Android

You guys. Seriously what happened to that family and their dog that just dropped dead near Yellowstone and no one can figure out why. Now the area is shut down and no one is saying anything. https://t.co/DxOcHpeG0d

Friday, September 03, 2021 10:15:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit it was Yosemite, was it it ... I can't get the two straight

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, September 03, 2021 11:49:56 PM from Twitter for Android

You're a fuckin dick, @OhioAG (Yost). What do you have against the gays? https://t.co/VSyqUH564r

Friday, September 03, 2021 07:40:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Mike Lindell is the dumbest person alive. All he had to do is continue selling his shitty pillows and shut the fuck up with all the Trump propaganda and he'd be like every other rich asshole CEO. But instead, he's being sued for billions of dollars https://t.co/xtNZNSs8VD

Friday, September 03, 2021 10:16:38 AM from Twitter for Android

What's the other 90%? Folgers? Package doesn't say. @KauaiCoffeeCo https://t.co/XkaUtCfDwH

Friday, September 03, 2021 08:28:54 AM from Twitter for Android

I wouldn't be able to get picked on this jury because I'd have a hard time not telling the judge that Elizabeth Holmes is a guilty piece of shit who deserves the maximum punishment. Wouldn't even need to hold the trial. Guilty.

https://t.co/sCaU0ji75C

Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:02:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Texas better fuckin start paying out childcare payments to these 6 week fetuses, just sayin

Wednesday, September 01, 2021 12:35:44 PM from Twitter Web App

@GovRonDeSantis I got the vaccine and wear a mask. I know I'm going to make it.

In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet

Tuesday, August 31, 2021 12:56:43 PM from Twitter Web App