JFC my entire HVAC stopped working out of the blue. How much you think this shit is going to cost to fix?
Monday, September 06, 2021 11:42:47 PM from Twitter for Android
I lost 18 lbs. Legit couldn't get much food during lockdown, was miserable, walked my dog miles and miles out of boredom, and stopped drinking empty calories because what's the point of drinking if you can't hang with people https://t.co/QlTiNvU9hk
Saturday, September 04, 2021 09:26:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Yes. Please do this. Please kill off the imbeciles before they breed
https://t.co/JppgsLMmpF
Saturday, September 04, 2021 07:01:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I think I just scientifically proved alien life exists tonight. You know all the crazy shit that lives on the bottom of the ocean, tens of thousands of feet down where light can't reach? Welp, same shit probably lives deep in Europa's ocean. Who needs sun or atmosphere
Friday, September 03, 2021 11:54:39 PM from Twitter for Android
You know what's cool? Space and trees. 🌠☄️🚀🛰️🌳🌳🌳
Friday, September 03, 2021 10:43:44 PM from Twitter for Android
This extra innings runner on second bullshit to try to shorten games is full of shit. Lengthens games because each team just gets a base hit every inning. Manfried is a moron.
Friday, September 03, 2021 10:38:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Book me into this Airbnb immijitly https://t.co/ZrhjrR0R1p
Friday, September 03, 2021 10:17:39 PM from Twitter for Android
You guys. Seriously what happened to that family and their dog that just dropped dead near Yellowstone and no one can figure out why. Now the area is shut down and no one is saying anything. https://t.co/DxOcHpeG0d
Friday, September 03, 2021 10:15:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Shit it was Yosemite, was it it ... I can't get the two straight
Friday, September 03, 2021 11:49:56 PM from Twitter for Android
You're a fuckin dick, @OhioAG (Yost). What do you have against the gays? https://t.co/VSyqUH564r
Friday, September 03, 2021 07:40:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Mike Lindell is the dumbest person alive. All he had to do is continue selling his shitty pillows and shut the fuck up with all the Trump propaganda and he'd be like every other rich asshole CEO. But instead, he's being sued for billions of dollars https://t.co/xtNZNSs8VD
Friday, September 03, 2021 10:16:38 AM from Twitter for Android
What's the other 90%? Folgers? Package doesn't say. @KauaiCoffeeCo https://t.co/XkaUtCfDwH
Friday, September 03, 2021 08:28:54 AM from Twitter for Android
I wouldn't be able to get picked on this jury because I'd have a hard time not telling the judge that Elizabeth Holmes is a guilty piece of shit who deserves the maximum punishment. Wouldn't even need to hold the trial. Guilty.
https://t.co/sCaU0ji75C
Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:02:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Texas better fuckin start paying out childcare payments to these 6 week fetuses, just sayin
Wednesday, September 01, 2021 12:35:44 PM from Twitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis I got the vaccine and wear a mask. I know I'm going to make it.