I'm sick of the Facebook spam. You are all ignorant, reposting crap. It makes me want to hack just to delete your accounts...

Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:51:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

My mother fuckin starting center fielder can't catch a goddamn ball, go back to the red sox you fuck

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 06:38:00 PM from twhirl

@Waspito Getty by EHS. It was 4.09 and then I passed it and it was $4.05 and then it was $3.99. Went down teice in a day!

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 05:40:54 PM from twhirl

OMFG it's a miracle. FINALLY gas below $4 again (at 1 station)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 04:13:10 PM from twhirl

The computers in this bitch corrupted my flash drive. Now I need to restore it. Backups for the win.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:32:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

LOL! The principal and secretary singing an out of tune happy birthday to the head custodian over the building PA was hysterical.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 08:50:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

Until his big fat ass is helping me lift boxes, I'll do it my way, not his. (My way is better btw). Moron.

Monday, August 18, 2008 04:35:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

7AM on Saturday, why am I awake? Oh wait, watching the Yankees put me to sleep at 9PM bc they suck so badly...

Saturday, August 16, 2008 07:46:50 AM from twhirl

CYA Melky. Have fun in Scaranton and learn to play baseball. You're not welcome on a team trying to get into the playoffs.

Friday, August 15, 2008 03:04:00 PM from twhirl

Switches at Waverly are up and running after 4 hours of work. Nice.

Friday, August 15, 2008 12:00:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bed. Work at 7AM, because our IT people don't know jack about switches, so they call ME in... Pay me more kthxbye

Friday, August 15, 2008 01:02:30 AM from twhirl

Mmm. Lasagna

Thursday, August 14, 2008 05:50:04 PM from twhirl

Seriously, can the Kindergarten teachers here get any hotter? They're like 22

Thursday, August 14, 2008 03:25:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 Start practicing occlumency

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Thursday, August 14, 2008 09:17:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

I smell like fried calamari

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:02:39 PM from twhirl