Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Waspito I always pay with $2 bills and people always get amused, keep it and put 2 singles of theirs in the register

Late munchies. just ate: pepperoni, provelone, american cheese, a rainbow cookie, some pretzel sticks, M&Ms and carrot sticks. no drugs btw

F'in rain. Should be snow...Booooooo there goes my white Christmas

I knew Nash would be the last to give back grades. She's slow like that. And really lazy. And doesn't give feedback

Insanity. Aren't you supposed to wake up when you dream about 2 shooters unloading automatics into a crowd for 5 minutes?

Insanity. Aren't you supposed to wake up when you dream about 2 shooters unloading automatics into a crowd for 5 minutes?

$283 in books for ONE class next semester. A core class. Professor's on crack and out of his mind. I have a problem with people like this...

Fuckin guy only gave me a B....

Das boot!

Bored in IS. Presentation went well. Chillin until sat when I peace

I've had it with this shitty school provided, packet shaped, 128kbps internet. CNS blows. I can't wait to go back to my 20/5 FiOS

No more work really. just a presentation. Enjoyyyyyyy

Philosophy raped my face

I just killed a bug and it bled red blood. Pretty sure bugs don't have red blood, so it probably bit someone here.

I actually thought there would be money in the budget for me to work this winter break? PSHHH. Enjoy your recession. Losing my shirt soon...