I'm a busy man this weekend. Damn right I'm hard to get.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 10:38:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

Challenge: If anyone actually reads this, comes up to me in person and mentions codeword "sporcle14" by 4/2/2009 at 4PM, you win a prize

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 08:28:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nice to know that the movie I'm watching for my English class is in French

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 06:20:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 04:53:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ponies? http://www.portfolioso.com/

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 02:21:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

CYA AT YANKEE STADIUM FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!! FIRST GAME EVER

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:08:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

Looking back at my recent calls list, a bunch of real winners called. I'd prefer to talk to none of them. Why don't the good people call me?

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 04:47:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can we stop smudging toothpaste all over our sink please? It's nasty. Jon and Eduardo don't do it in their sink. Stop being pigs.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Picking classes. Huge pain in the ass

Monday, March 30, 2009 07:03:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

http://blog.portfolioso.com is now optimized for mobile browsers (what I do instead of homework...)

Monday, March 30, 2009 01:44:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper.

Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito ass. I'll do that next thurs. "Everyday its something hits me all so cold. Find me sittin by myself no excuses, then I know"

In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet

Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:22:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

PIECE OF SHIT INTERNET CONNECTION THEY GIVE US HERE

Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:51:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

yes, @colithika and @waspito, we are in the middle of a big ass thunderstorm. It missed you guys?

Sunday, March 29, 2009 09:32:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Thunderstorm?

Sunday, March 29, 2009 08:55:47 PM from Twitter Web Client