jfc Elon, this isn't important. What a waste of time. Maybe they should be spending it on fixing inflation or climate change instead? You can probably afford it, but 12 shitty, non organic eggs are like $8.99 rn https://t.co/nc7A5hKgyf
Lol Putin's worried about missiles hitting him, yet he's half dead anyways
https://t.co/sD3EaoopbT
Walmart always attracts really interesting creatures. Doesn't matter where it is located. Could be the wealthiest area or the hood... Regardless, you run into some real critters out there
Tuesday, January 24, 2023 09:27:30 PM from Twitter for Android
If this is actually true about George Santos, and how he scammed money in the name of helping a dog, he needs to immediately be put foot first through the wood chipper
https://t.co/jK4DshtYtI
Monday, January 23, 2023 11:48:31 AM from Twitter for Android
Twitter sux now. Thx Elon
Y'all. Pitchers got soft . Sheesh https://t.co/HxYl1SZZ65
Wednesday, January 18, 2023 10:45:11 AM from Twitter Web App
Quote Tweet Test https://t.co/lN76vEPIS8
Another test
Testing quoting a tweet to see if I have a bug in my bullshit code https://t.co/7JNrA1b7ox
Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes
Test to see if Elon removed the tweet source from the API. I doubt it.
Monday, January 16, 2023 03:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Everything I fucking try to do at work... Nothing fucking works.
Jfc. We're like a week away from deploying new infra to prod and the dude that wrote all the new logic moved teams. We just realized he missed a major workflow and now I'm down the rabbit hole of all kinds of jacked up bullshit, and it's all in typescript and I'm a gd nooblet
Thursday, January 12, 2023 01:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies
2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law
https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux)
Tuesday, January 10, 2023 02:07:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ https://t.co/MDcZVTIK46