I think I\'m done with PHP Twitter scripts for now (if this update works)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 09:12:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Testing a twitter update from a php script. I can do all sorts of cool things with this in the future if it works!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 08:48:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

So I just checked Facebook... I'm not in a bad mood, but not a fan of what I saw. Honestly, what the fuck do I do wrong?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 08:41:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

So usually I get tweets sent to my phone first. This time, I'm getting them to twhirl first. Looks like texting is delayed. Oh well

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 08:05:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Excellent bike ride. Highlights include a goose hissing at me and a hot piece of ass.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 07:53:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck sleep, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Semi-annoyed, so I think I'm getting up, having some breakfast and then biking for a long time...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 06:15:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

It's never good when you're still up and the parents get up for work...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 06:01:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Well I tried to go to bed before 3 and almost did, but then I started programming... Next time...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 05:06:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Is there a reason why some educated, college grads type like: OmG HaPpYy BiRtHdAy !! lUVvvV yYAaa. It makes you appear extremely ignorant.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 03:52:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just found 5 McDollars (old school McDonalds gift certificate) in my drawer from 1999. I wonder if they still take them.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 02:35:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

You know you're a geek when you go through people's facebook pictures, see a Verizon FiOS box and it makes you happy they don't have cable.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 02:03:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Taking a shit. (everyone uses that as an excuse of how invasive twitter could be, so i figured i'd tweet it at least once for satirical ...

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 01:29:39 AM from Twitter SMS

If I wrote a check to you in the past month, please cash it. It's messing with my account balance and I want it cleared. K thanks.

Monday, June 15, 2009 11:27:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sunny, summer days. Do those exist here? Might as well rename New York to Seattle, because that's what it's like.

Monday, June 15, 2009 03:32:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wow rare... Didn't tweet for over 24 hours. Hmm.......

Monday, June 15, 2009 07:49:38 AM from Twitter Web Client