Hell yeah. Smokin ass teachers!

Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:22:23 AM from txt

Google is not answering my texts

Thursday, July 30, 2009 01:46:42 AM from txt

Wowwwwww: http://bit.ly/yaJcd

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 07:56:41 PM from twhirl

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 07:03:31 PM from twhirl

Will you shut the fuck up? I hate people who can't get off the phone.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 07:01:57 PM from twhirl

Ugh. Fuckin jungle out here with this humidity

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:32:41 PM from txt

That stupid fucking black eyed peas song is stuck in my head and offer to die. I only heard it like once and It's awful

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:30:21 PM from txt

Butch just sacred the shit out of me by sneaking up on me in a dark hall

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 09:03:12 AM from txt

My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?"

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 04:52:00 PM from twhirl

I can't take this hot ass weather

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 04:32:55 PM from twhirl

http://twitpic.com/bxsbk - Seriously? Light cyan and light magenta cartridges? Wow... necessary. HP likes to

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 02:48:15 PM from Twitpic

My computer is an epic piece of shit. It page filed like 2 gigs during a game. No wonder it was loading shit from the HD for an hour.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 03:20:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

<3 Yankees

Monday, July 27, 2009 10:50:17 PM from twhirl

Girl, either blow me or take a xanax and calm down. You have nothing to worry about.

Monday, July 27, 2009 06:10:01 PM from twhirl

Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state.

Monday, July 27, 2009 05:51:01 PM from twhirl