Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays

Friday, September 11, 2009 05:21:29 PM from txt

0-3 on the table at the swamp. fuck.

Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:08:23 PM from txt

Keith: "You just spewed 'bows all over the table"

Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:24:27 PM from txt

I need a beer

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:04:00 PM from txt

I'm gonna tint these fucking windows to keep two annoying fucks from bothering me in my office when i'm trying to do work.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 09:09:35 PM from txt

@vtotheflo that was Simmons.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 03:54:54 PM from txt

The day of never ending classes begins

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:52:26 AM from txt

This kid loves talkin

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 08:12:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 05:20:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone know where I can get some heavy duty industrial solvents on this campus? I need to dissolve oil based mess

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 01:48:51 PM from txt

New blog post: Crippled Internet http://bit.ly/IcznB

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 01:56:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@Colithika I'm not complaining because I don't get the updates to my phone anymore since you guys drove me nuts with them. So go for it.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009 01:25:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

I love how the security guys at Yankee Stadium know us... We must have put on some show our past few games

Monday, September 07, 2009 02:23:19 PM from txt

My liver just told me to fuck off. I missed the memo.

Monday, September 07, 2009 09:34:51 AM from txt

mac and cheese and beer. nom

Sunday, September 06, 2009 08:49:33 PM from txt