"You're a mess Joe. You haven't gotten out of bed yet. And it's not even your bed" -@tomwcleary
Sunday, December 06, 2009 03:25:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Hmm. Woke up early
Sunday, December 06, 2009 07:29:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
"she likes the black cock"
"wow friction is so hot" - Jackie
"We stole a meat pounder"
Bolognese (recipe a la grandma) = success. Little vino in a beer mug
snow!
I'll blame this sore throat on the fact that I booted twice yesterday and took the esophagus lining with it.
Saturday, December 05, 2009 02:15:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
I just looked at my thermometer. 78 in here. This is why I live at the beach
Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:27:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit"
As usual, my life is a joke
@tomwcleary is such a homo (not that theres anything wrong with that)
Saturday, December 05, 2009 02:56:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Fairfield Po Po cracking Down
No homo but Fairfield is a pretty town during Christmas season. Lots of nice lights.
okay.. no homo. @tomwcleary stole my phone for my last 2 tweets. Not me!1!