i swear to god. they are all out to cockblock me. someone fuckin kill me. christ. <3 you all but hate it

Saturday, November 14, 2009 02:12:23 AM from DELETED

christ too bad i cant toucht that

Saturday, November 14, 2009 12:11:27 AM from txt

just woke up n thought i slept through class

Friday, November 13, 2009 04:34:18 PM from txt

drank a lot before this mtg. gt piss like a race horse

Friday, November 13, 2009 03:44:21 PM from txt

hey cutie

Friday, November 13, 2009 03:22:55 PM from txt

my life is such a joke...

Friday, November 13, 2009 03:02:51 PM from txt

So somwrhing I noticed during this recession: Christmas season started 11/1 usually it starts right before/ around thanksgiving. jeeeeez

Friday, November 13, 2009 09:12:48 AM from txt

i love staying at the swamp because it's always chilly (unlike my townhouse where i sweat balls because the heat gets pumped to 75)

Friday, November 13, 2009 01:38:43 AM from txt

"bjs and weenies are the best weekend ever"

Thursday, November 12, 2009 09:28:01 PM from txt

Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary

Thursday, November 12, 2009 02:57:19 PM from txt

Public Safety decided to make a scene with their flashing lights to yell at me because I was sitting on the grass on the phone. What a crime

Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:09:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

oooooooo purrrrrrdy

Wednesday, November 11, 2009 01:47:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

<3 Winston Tellis. He's my homeboy.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009 08:17:17 AM from txt

having a little issuu: can't get it up.... (aka we cannot upload the emirror to issuu.com)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009 02:53:22 AM from txt

im walkin to fucking dsb and im not leaving until the give my my FUCKING PIN NUMBER

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 06:06:59 PM from txt