All the good jobs at Google are in Mountain View, CA. FML
Saturday, January 23, 2010 04:09:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
Christ. This fuckin mess is really hot tonight
Let's reiterate. Brooklyn beer is nom
TC: "Can you feet my boobs?"
Heading to the brewery. Fuck ya.
In 2009, I spent 9,507 minutes on my phone (rounded up to the minute). That's 6.6 days straight. (maybe a little less because of rounding)
Friday, January 22, 2010 03:15:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's Friday, bitches
Please explain to me how I got a shakira song stuck in my head when I haven't heard it in years
You think just one person out of all those people would respond my my shit. Christ. Why bother sending things out?
Friday, January 22, 2010 12:26:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet:
oh and im better than all you fucking whores
Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:28:50 PM from Twitter Web Client
fuck this i just broke my headphones trying to untangle them. i'm going to bed
Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:26:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
Back in cablevision territory. Watching their propaganda nonsense filler on killed channels about why they don't carry the food network anym
Just watched an amazing nova show about the Sphinx. Absolutely fascinating.
Reading a religion book and I have no fuckin idea what this incoherent bastard is rambling about