All the good jobs at Google are in Mountain View, CA. FML

Saturday, January 23, 2010 04:09:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Christ. This fuckin mess is really hot tonight

Saturday, January 23, 2010 01:26:16 AM from twidroid

Let's reiterate. Brooklyn beer is nom

Friday, January 22, 2010 11:35:14 PM from twidroid

TC: "Can you feet my boobs?"

Friday, January 22, 2010 08:04:29 PM from twidroid

Heading to the brewery. Fuck ya.

Friday, January 22, 2010 05:03:45 PM from twidroid

In 2009, I spent 9,507 minutes on my phone (rounded up to the minute). That's 6.6 days straight. (maybe a little less because of rounding)

Friday, January 22, 2010 03:15:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's Friday, bitches

Friday, January 22, 2010 03:02:18 PM from twidroid

Please explain to me how I got a shakira song stuck in my head when I haven't heard it in years

Friday, January 22, 2010 01:00:40 PM from twidroid

You think just one person out of all those people would respond my my shit. Christ. Why bother sending things out?

Friday, January 22, 2010 12:26:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet:

Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AM from Twitpic

oh and im better than all you fucking whores

Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:28:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

fuck this i just broke my headphones trying to untangle them. i'm going to bed

Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:26:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

Back in cablevision territory. Watching their propaganda nonsense filler on killed channels about why they don't carry the food network anym

Thursday, January 21, 2010 04:00:06 PM from twidroid

Just watched an amazing nova show about the Sphinx. Absolutely fascinating.

Thursday, January 21, 2010 03:56:22 PM from twidroid

Reading a religion book and I have no fuckin idea what this incoherent bastard is rambling about

Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:12:59 AM from twidroid