"Strategic junk"

Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:39:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Keith: "Taco Bell and Port Chester. Tweet that shit." Going to be good tomorrow

Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:04:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Eric: "I wonder what Haiti's going to do for the Olympics." Jon: "I don't know. It looks shaky"

Saturday, February 13, 2010 03:19:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rockin the Atlanta Braves hat

Saturday, February 13, 2010 02:55:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

"I'll always love my momma she brought me into this world"

Saturday, February 13, 2010 03:28:52 AM from twidroid

Toms drunk pasta

Saturday, February 13, 2010 03:19:10 AM from twidroid

http://short.to/174rq toms drunk pasta!

Saturday, February 13, 2010 03:01:24 AM from twidroid

Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll

Saturday, February 13, 2010 02:34:05 AM from twidroid

THIS is why im a fucking alcoholic.

Friday, February 12, 2010 02:45:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams welcome to my world nucka. Fairfield u. Shitty ass computers. Shittier ass network.

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Friday, February 12, 2010 02:35:35 AM from twidroid

Jammed shift keys are the suck

Thursday, February 11, 2010 08:43:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

@lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that?

In reply to @lissema11's tweet

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

That was a legit piece of ass in the laundry room. Who wears tight ass booty shorts during a snowstorm anyway? No complaints here.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 05:24:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

These storms are never as bad as they say,

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 04:49:31 PM from twidroid

4 days until i drink myself into an emotionless stupor. not that i don't do that anyway

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 06:00:15 AM from DELETED