What a waste of an hour...

Sunday, March 14, 2010 03:09:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Listen to PD fire and EMS during the storm: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/epd-efd-ems-radio

Saturday, March 13, 2010 07:41:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Broadband.gov? Seriously? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/03/13/broadband-gov-seriously/

Saturday, March 13, 2010 01:32:50 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Yeah but I can still cook up a storm. You bitches are seriously missing out.

Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:34:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape.

Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't care how drunk I am, a penis is always the answer.

Saturday, March 13, 2010 07:38:41 AM from DELETED

Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I like people to punch me real hard. It makes me feel good.<3

Saturday, March 13, 2010 07:31:31 AM from DELETED

Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit.

Saturday, March 13, 2010 03:19:38 AM from twidroid

"Guys this is important... I got my twix, but I need my mayo"

Saturday, March 13, 2010 01:23:29 AM from twidroid

"Why does she have to turn the hall light on to talk to me. Sound doesn't need light to travel"

Friday, March 12, 2010 09:22:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Cablevision is Still Awful http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/03/12/cablevision-is-still-awful/

Friday, March 12, 2010 05:59:03 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@dannyrob88 I did that once, and it wasn't last week because I woke up not at home and confused. HA...

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Friday, March 12, 2010 12:57:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nom: http://twitpic.com/184cm6 (this was take 6 in tweeting this because verizon 3g sucked it and twidroid was being a shithead)

Friday, March 12, 2010 11:33:24 AM from twidroid

Twidroid fail. Take 5. CHRIST

Friday, March 12, 2010 11:32:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Whoa whoa whoa... If I'm behind a SOCKS5 proxy and doing remote DNS lookups, how the HELL does firefox determine my *proepr* location?!?!

Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:08:02 PM from Twitter Web Client