7 people. Why the fuck does no one ever text me back.
Not only is my slutt on campus, I can't even keep a fuckin ho with me at the beach. I'm a total failure someone kill me
And btw. Lessards my boy
The right decision that works out for me... I never make it. F my life
Never ever ever goes the way I want it to.... sometime
Gmail bro? Really? In the middle of a party. I know I'm a geek but what a tool
Okay stop asking questions shitheads.
This fucker concluded her lecture 4 times already. Shut the f up.
Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch
It is erronious that I'm at this speaker right now.
I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/958bcK
Finally android 2.1 is rolling out. I really hope there are more homescreens. Tech blogs haven't mentioned that...
Also, does it ever stop fuckin raining in this shithole?
Sore throat's back, I need to be in the BCC to wait for a computer guy but I'd rather be sleeping. (This is why I like being IT). FML
Never have I ever pissed on an umbrella soberly while continuously walking forward... oh wait...