Fuck outta here with this paranoia nonsense. Ive had meat sitting out all night. Worst case scenario, I got the shits for a day or so.

They're trying to say drinking sun tea will sicken me with coliform bacteria? Yeah, if you're a weakling maybe...

https://t.co/HOcqtm0ydh

Sunday, June 25, 2023 02:32:29 AM from Twitter for Android

nothing ever fucking works

Friday, June 23, 2023 02:51:45 PM from Twitter Web App

I've never seen more of a piece of shit docking station than my work provided @STARTECHdotCOM dock. Absolute trash. Literally 10+ people at my company are having issues. A $250 power passthrough. None of my monitors work. None of the ports work.

Friday, June 23, 2023 08:39:19 AM from Twitter Web App

An easy way to lose all that vacation weight (from eating buffets like a sloth) is to just food poison yourself. I ate unrefrigerated sausage and peppers yesterday and now I just yacked and other tmi

Friday, June 23, 2023 01:56:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Gold credit card backyard full of green trees (what?)

Friday, June 23, 2023 01:02:47 AM from Twitter Web App

whenever I work with json.dumps() I think of taking a shit

Thursday, June 22, 2023 03:46:37 PM from Twitter Web App

Summer just started yesterday. Is it fall yet?

Thursday, June 22, 2023 02:37:33 AM from Twitter for Android

@libertycorn0123 @GregAbbott_TX I'm not all for that getting pushed on kids in public schools, but the bible is a work of fiction. Don't they usually read fiction in schools... lmao

In reply to @libertycorn0123's tweet

Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:39:34 PM from Twitter Web App

@GregAbbott_TX But not Vagina freedom you gd bitch

In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet

Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:37:57 PM from Twitter Web App

Yeah if I were to kick the bucket atm, my toxicology report would be wild.

Friday, June 16, 2023 03:48:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Jamaica's fault. Place is wild AF.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, June 16, 2023 11:54:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Bich give me my free API access back https://t.co/JKIbrSva1e

Wednesday, June 14, 2023 10:23:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I contribute quality discussion on Discord https://t.co/n256sdCHpA

Monday, June 12, 2023 07:44:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Two motherfuckers in this oil change waiting room are sniffling their asses off

1) the sound is annoying AF
2) if I get sick, I'ma be pissed

Monday, June 12, 2023 12:14:34 PM from Twitter for Android