denied... /

Thursday, May 06, 2010 11:51:00 PM from twidroid

I will steal that shit from you fagggggggg

Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:04:19 PM from twidroid

Another shitty day made beter by alcohol....

Thursday, May 06, 2010 09:33:16 PM from twidroid

THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43

Thursday, May 06, 2010 05:49:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

The motorola droid and verizon can both suck my dick. I might dump this trash and get a droid incredible

Thursday, May 06, 2010 05:16:44 PM from twidroid

@RockNationRadio I'd like to remind you all that RockNation only played last Tues because I cleaned Maresc's virus from all that Vixen porn

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Thursday, May 06, 2010 01:48:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit.

Thursday, May 06, 2010 01:32:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

I absolutely hate it when you fall asleep with contacts on and then have blurry vision spots the next day

Thursday, May 06, 2010 12:29:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

No matter what I do I can;t fucking win. For fucks sake.

Thursday, May 06, 2010 01:43:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

3g Verizon in connecticut sux balls. Ny is so much better

Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:42:44 PM from twidroid

The field. Bartender is the shit n my boy... but makes a shitty tom collins. Southports rom collins are ballin

Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:30:19 PM from twidroid

Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches

Wednesday, May 05, 2010 08:05:06 PM from twidroid

Id have absolutely no problem with a threesome with these two I'm in this car with

Wednesday, May 05, 2010 07:33:29 PM from twidroid

I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010 06:01:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun?

Wednesday, May 05, 2010 06:00:12 PM from Twitter Web Client