New blog post: A-Rod, Hit The Fucking Home Run Already http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/a-rod-hit-the-fucking-home-run-already/

Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:57:52 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky

Tuesday, July 27, 2010 01:17:24 PM from twidroid

If your first name and last name are both one syllable and rhyme, I feel bad for you son (and you're probably a fucking tool)

Tuesday, July 27, 2010 01:18:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

There is no way this bitch is 14: http://bit.ly/9RyXmG

Tuesday, July 27, 2010 12:12:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: How To Internet http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/26/how-to-internet/

Monday, July 26, 2010 10:51:25 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm at Mont Olympos Diner (1 Fort Hill Road, at Central Park Ave, Yonkers). http://4sq.com/6T53vG

Monday, July 26, 2010 10:46:01 PM from foursquare

Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts

Monday, July 26, 2010 09:06:26 PM from twidroid

It's useless...

Monday, July 26, 2010 08:51:26 PM from twidroid

my life suckssssssssss

Monday, July 26, 2010 07:28:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: This is Why Kids are Stupid These Days http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/26/this-is-why-kids-are-stupid-these-days/

Monday, July 26, 2010 05:59:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station?

Monday, July 26, 2010 05:48:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

I know my colors http://twitpic.com/28vgwa

Monday, July 26, 2010 10:30:25 AM from twidroid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake

Monday, July 26, 2010 12:44:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Looks Like I Picked the Wrong... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/25/looks-like-i-picked-the-wrong/

Sunday, July 25, 2010 02:26:40 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

shade...dick... lamp... faggot... car

Saturday, July 24, 2010 10:51:10 PM from twidroid