I really don't understand why there's all these killings lately, y'all. Will everyone take a gd chill pill? Seriously go smoke a joint instead. Stop the murders.

Sunday, August 27, 2023 10:37:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Hahahahahahhahahahhah. Suck it @ohiogop you lying, conniving, cheating, corrupt pricks

https://t.co/crlKPKPqls

Sunday, August 27, 2023 07:00:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Cancel glitter!

https://t.co/sO6c5TnWci

Sunday, August 27, 2023 05:26:32 PM from Twitter for Android

You're a prick if you block your site if you detect ads cannot load. My ads are blocked at the DNS level, and I'm not putting an exception for @howtogeek so I'm telling Google to just not feed me articles from there

Later suckers https://t.co/5Qg0Ln6vcU

Sunday, August 27, 2023 02:49:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Ambient mode is the most annoying fucking thing ever on Samsung TVs. If you breathe on the gd remote wrong, it goes into this mode and it's harder to get out of than vim

https://t.co/n44V5q0q5L

Sunday, August 27, 2023 10:05:02 AM from Twitter for Android

@thekitze My outdoor lights are on a sensor and I flat out bypassed the switch in the wall so there's always power

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Saturday, August 26, 2023 11:35:12 AM from Twitter for Android

@ohiogop Since when do taxpayers fund it? You dummies. Stop controlling women https://t.co/AucCKqHn31

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Friday, August 25, 2023 07:19:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@FiresideYankees Send them all to the sun

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Friday, August 25, 2023 05:34:13 PM from Twitter Web App

New album just dropped https://t.co/bHQ6SzF3YJ

Friday, August 25, 2023 12:27:50 PM from Twitter Web App

@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Pick another battle, won't you?

Mr. macho veteran who can't even stand up to Upper Arlington grannies with a couple picket signs

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Friday, August 25, 2023 10:57:50 AM from Twitter Web App

@Yankees Brian Cashman still has a job in this organization... Why?

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Friday, August 25, 2023 10:40:14 AM from Twitter Web App

@notshenetworks Everything is bad for us. Not one thing isn't a carcinogen

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Friday, August 25, 2023 10:30:37 AM from Twitter Web App

@_sysengineer Excuse me. But who is this angel?

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Friday, August 25, 2023 09:40:00 AM from Twitter Web App

You know you're a fuckup president when you're the first one in history to have a mugshot taken.

Meanwhile Andrew Jackson murdered people and got into gun duels and it was all kosher

Friday, August 25, 2023 09:28:40 AM from Twitter Web App

@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Keep drinking the Kool Aide, my man. He's being targeted because he's a corrupt prick, like yourself!

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Friday, August 25, 2023 03:11:15 AM from Twitter for Android