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Fuckin hoboken... Tuesday, August 31, 2010 11:54:54 AMtwidroid
I need to stop ripping ass at my desk Tuesday, August 31, 2010 9:52:05 AMtwidroid
Dibs! Monday, August 30, 2010 4:51:15 PMtwidroid
@nyJULZmd welcome
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Sunday, August 29, 2010 3:20:15 AMtwidroid
I just got escorted out of thos building by the best smokeshow I've seen in weeks. Friday, August 27, 2010 3:14:36 PMtwidroid
So that projector I dropped last week. Yeah, kinda doesn't turn on. This is going to be fun to tell them. "Busted your proj. Oh and I quit" Friday, August 27, 2010 8:16:40 AMtwidroid
@Waspito 1) I have appinventer access bc I'm tight with Google 2) I can also get android devs to fix bugs I send them. So peace. Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:50:57 PMtwidroid
At the rate my luck is going today, I'm going to get home and there will be be two smokes waiting for a threesome. Wednesday, August 25, 2010 4:46:59 PMtwidroid
This grammar poster is hanging in a second grade classroom and I have no fucking idea what it means: http://twitpic.com/2i1pn7 Wednesday, August 25, 2010 10:25:21 AMtwidroid
These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:03:54 AMtwidroid
Lovin this cool weathee Tuesday, August 24, 2010 4:45:00 PMtwidroid
@plasma2002 I laughed my ass off at that when I first saw that. Then I felt bad and was like, I suck.
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Monday, August 23, 2010 3:18:41 PMtwidroid
@michellemm22 You could undo sending in Gmail for a year already via labs. Get with the times.
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Monday, August 23, 2010 1:27:38 PMtwidroid
Went to open a window and this fuckin metal brick spike flew down and almost killed me. Missed my head by inches: http://twitpic.com/2hi429 Monday, August 23, 2010 11:42:31 AMtwidroid
I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God. Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AMtwidroid
@Waspito It's handcent. Not handscent. Stop misspelling it in all your tweets. You sound like a moron. It has nothing to do with scent/smell
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Sunday, August 22, 2010 10:10:20 PMtwidroid
Chick in the Under Armour ad in this weeks Modells catalog is the definition of potato sack girl. Sunday, August 22, 2010 9:04:47 PMtwidroid
@Waspito oh my b. I was thinking of chomp sms
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Sunday, August 22, 2010 4:25:00 PMtwidroid
@Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there.
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Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:12:56 PMtwidroid
It's August. Ichiro hit 5 home runs all year. I saw 2 of them. Too bad Yankees won anyway. Peace! Saturday, August 21, 2010 4:53:28 PMtwidroid
Dibs on that! Friday, August 20, 2010 5:17:32 PMtwidroid
Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AMtwidroid
I am such a child. Playing a game pretending the floor is lava and walking from desk to desk http://twitpic.com/2ghkco Friday, August 20, 2010 10:56:20 AMtwidroid
The couch in this psychologists office is too comfortable to get off of. Here's an instance where I don't mind a long upgrade. Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:31:33 PMtwidroid
Still Froyo-less =( Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:10:50 PMtwidroid
I walked into this room to image a computer. Thermometer was sitting on the desk. Temp went up 2 degrees. I'm hot. Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:07:34 AMtwidroid
Dropping a newly repaired projector on concrete while taking it out of your boss's trunk with him watching is an excellent start to Thursday Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:56:42 AMtwidroid
Can't get away from the wire management. Do it at work, now I'm home doing it. Story of my life Wednesday, August 18, 2010 5:05:42 PMtwidroid
Hey Bill, just wanted to let you know that I accidentally the whole network. Sorry. I'll try to get that resolved. Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:07:02 PMtwidroid
How fucking dumb is a projector with height adjusters not on even sides. How do I get the picture straight assholes? Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:24:29 PMtwidroid
Effin faulty fire alarm system. Sounds like I'm in a war zone. Bells, beeping, tones, strobes... Monday, August 16, 2010 10:17:44 AMtwidroid
That's all. If I don't get froyo ota by the end of today, I'm pushing it manually. Monday, August 16, 2010 9:48:00 AMtwidroid
Watching best fl beaches on travel channel. My grandpa: "they're showing off the asses too" lol Sunday, August 15, 2010 6:20:46 PMtwidroid
Please explain to me how my skin is on fire with sunburn but is not even red? Sunday, August 15, 2010 9:56:45 AMtwidroid
@Waspito That blows. Its going to be 61 on the sound in CT tonight
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Saturday, August 14, 2010 8:11:28 PMtwidroid
Every fucking time. Its the last cup, my shot, hit it to stay alive. And I fuckig miss. 3 in a row Friday, August 13, 2010 11:22:58 PMtwidroid
Don't you hate it when you know you'll never see these people again? Someone bring me that potato sack nurse Friday, August 13, 2010 10:08:49 AMtwidroid
Never thought I'd use a floppy drive again. Wow. (Backing up retro games for dosbox) Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:32:45 PMtwidroid
God dammit. Not what I want to deal with in a 90 degree humid room: http://twitpic.com/2e2kvn Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:22:21 PMtwidroid
I'm in the principal's office. Oooooh what a troublemaker. Thursday, August 12, 2010 1:17:18 PMtwidroid
Of course the rooms that are hot as sac have the computers with the most problems Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:15:15 AMtwidroid
Problem, officer? Thursday, August 12, 2010 1:22:38 AMtwidroid
Wet camp counselors! Dark blue t-shirts for the loss =( Tuesday, August 10, 2010 12:03:30 PMtwidroid
Dat ass... Tuesday, August 10, 2010 11:29:46 AMtwidroid
I love how I set my priorities here at work: "You're young and pretty, so I'll upgrade your computer first" Tuesday, August 10, 2010 10:08:12 AMtwidroid
Haha epic PA announcement: "If anyone is going to Dunkin Donuts today, can you get me a cup of coffee? Thank you" Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:15:15 AMtwidroid
Posada christ. A pitchout and you can't even throw the fuckin runner out. That was the worst throw I've ever seen Monday, August 09, 2010 5:26:45 PMtwidroid
7 of my tweets in a row say f this or cocksucker that. Angry much? Haha Monday, August 09, 2010 3:15:50 PMtwidroid
This cocksucking train car has no AC Monday, August 09, 2010 3:09:06 PMtwidroid
Fuck this fucking heat! Monday, August 09, 2010 1:35:40 PMtwidroid
Sox fans get the fuck off my platform! Monday, August 09, 2010 12:50:43 PMtwidroid
Full suit and tie goin in to nyc on this hot ass day and I'm jealous of these fuckin smokes taking the train to the yankee game Monday, August 09, 2010 12:13:13 PMtwidroid
The fuckin router is down again and I'm not home to reboot it. Monday, August 09, 2010 7:52:17 AMtwidroid
I woke up to no internet because the fuckin cocksuckin router couldn't handle all the torrent connections Monday, August 09, 2010 7:24:58 AMtwidroid
Terry Francona just made me laugh by calling Pedroia a pain in the ass on Sunday night baseball Sunday, August 08, 2010 9:28:22 PMtwidroid
@askmeques How amazing is Dexter? Omg.
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Saturday, August 07, 2010 9:12:22 PMtwidroid
Lovin this socal weather here in ny. Saturday, August 07, 2010 5:02:21 PMtwidroid
Dibs on that tye dyed ass Friday, August 06, 2010 3:53:36 PMtwidroid
Jay is the illest fuckin guy I know. Guys a straight up legend here. Friday, August 06, 2010 2:16:33 PMtwidroid
I'd just like to point out that this teachers assistant in here is an absolute bombshell. Friday, August 06, 2010 9:25:01 AMtwidroid
Bitches don't know about my ghostsrv Thursday, August 05, 2010 2:20:09 PMtwidroid
Of course arod hits 600 when I'm at work. And of course I find a tv after the fact... Wednesday, August 04, 2010 3:21:47 PMtwidroid
These little fuckin shits are driving me crazy and I don't even work with them. Kids Wednesday, August 04, 2010 1:08:19 PMtwidroid
Yankees are playing worse than the fuckin Mets lately. Christ. Fuckin jokes. Its painful to watch. Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:26:47 PMtwidroid
Absolute insanity at work today Monday, August 02, 2010 2:43:14 PMtwidroid
@Novellabella Stop complaining. I haven't been drunk in two months
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Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:01:17 PMtwidroid
...such as. I wonder if this girl is 18 or not Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:27:01 PMtwidroid
Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PMtwidroid
Sweet ERA bro. Go get yourself traded. http://twitpic.com/2a6f1t Friday, July 30, 2010 9:24:36 PMtwidroid
Priceless. The back of my mirror shirt says "we put out on Wednesdays" and a little camper just read it aloud and asked me what it meant Friday, July 30, 2010 2:06:44 PMtwidroid
@michellemm22 somewhere upstate, so no. No one knew.
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Thursday, July 29, 2010 9:53:03 AMtwidroid
Love it when I spend an hour connecting 30 pcs to our image server and having the server fail... take 2! Thursday, July 29, 2010 9:51:43 AMtwidroid
@ky9 I apologize
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:24:12 PMtwidroid
@ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:17:24 PMtwidroid
Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts Monday, July 26, 2010 9:06:26 PMtwidroid
It's useless... Monday, July 26, 2010 8:51:26 PMtwidroid
I know my colors http://twitpic.com/28vgwa Monday, July 26, 2010 10:30:25 AMtwidroid
shade...dick... lamp... faggot... car Saturday, July 24, 2010 10:51:10 PMtwidroid
Bitches don't know about my keygen music Saturday, July 24, 2010 12:26:40 AMtwidroid
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
@Colithika you are at harry potter world you fucking ass? Bring me there now!
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Friday, July 23, 2010 7:18:48 PMtwidroid
Rio: A redundant array of inexpensive dicks Monday, July 19, 2010 10:16:08 PMtwidroid
John: "Mother fuck." Me: "Ballsack bitch" Monday, July 19, 2010 3:12:01 PMtwidroid
@Waspito @ky9 Touche
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 1:39:41 PMtwidroid
Were fuckin 23 post college and talking about poop. Nice Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:30:10 PMtwidroid
Dunkins must put crack in their drinks bc I neeeeeed them. Friday, July 16, 2010 10:21:33 AMtwidroid
This guy Jay cracks me the fuck up. He's going around spraying water on people Friday, July 16, 2010 9:45:02 AMtwidroid
Jay is not on the roof right now. He's on the ground... odd Friday, July 16, 2010 9:33:30 AMtwidroid
I think its a requirement that this camp only hires hot college age potato sack counselors. Dibs Thursday, July 15, 2010 3:01:03 PMtwidroid
Let it pour. As J Munz would say, its been drier than a camel's ballsack around here Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:50:29 PMtwidroid
Hate when people put shit all over their comps when I need to open them. Then they bitch when their stuff's moved: http://twitpic.com/24xlvk Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:33:04 AMtwidroid
I'm in the nurses office fixing computers and all I can think of involves a camp counselor smokeshow and a cot. Impossible to get caught. Monday, July 12, 2010 10:56:29 AMtwidroid
Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AMtwidroid
Please explain to me why its necessary for Twidroyd to use my GPS on startup when I have my location off. Spying bastard Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:52:23 PMtwidroid
They have me digging trenches and laying pipe (not for that ass to make her dance) http://twitpic.com/246dxh Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:17:24 PMtwidroid
Upstate hitting golf balls in the woods with a lead pipe. So ghetto, yet entertaining Saturday, July 10, 2010 4:27:39 PMtwidroid
@Waspito do it. We'll throw you a mad welcome home shitshow
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Saturday, July 10, 2010 4:25:38 PMtwidroid
John: "this marker is drier than a camel's ballsack" Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:09:50 PMtwidroid
And the whole crew was loungin... Wednesday, July 07, 2010 10:25:48 AMtwidroid
Can you please explain these fuckin weak ass keys that break in two when you put them in a lock and turn gently? http://twitpic.com/22zwu0 Tuesday, July 06, 2010 3:00:21 PMtwidroid