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Trump's gonna tweet about how there's no global warming. Ya know, because it gets abnormally cold for a couple days but then it's 50 all winter. https://t.co/kTehB0td0o Monday, November 11, 2019 4:13:57 PMTwitter Web Client
LORD ALMIGHTY @MikeDeWine is a silly man who hates the environment. In bed with @firstenergycorp

https://t.co/mk1mOXY3OL 		Wednesday, September 04, 2019 12:32:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Getting all my window trim replaced on my house because M/I Homes thought it was a good idea to use fuckin corregated cardboard so it could soak in water over 10 years and rot my plywood. Cheap assholes. Use PVC Tuesday, July 09, 2019 10:43:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I hope it's revealed that this braindead fuck didn't pay a dime of state taxes and causes public outrage. https://t.co/ykp3bN7ULR

But even if it is, I'm sure his followers will still not see anything wrong 		Monday, July 08, 2019 4:14:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone's a moron Monday, June 24, 2019 6:27:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit Monday, June 24, 2019 4:01:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@Android @roselaprairie When I buy the Pixel 4, I expect for this to not cause performance degredation
In reply to @Android's tweet
 Tuesday, May 28, 2019 6:04:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus https://t.co/JLn5kEJ9pO Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:09:27 PMTwitter Web Client
My wordpress theme I'm using can go eat a dick. "Update" with no release notes or any explanation and it turns into utter garbage / I lose all customizations. For serious? Tuesday, May 07, 2019 2:52:37 AMTwitter Web Client
I hate all these motherfuckers at work Thursday, May 02, 2019 11:32:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Wifey is binge watching Russian Doll and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head. It's so annoying

https://t.co/CADoPIbT1i 		Thursday, May 02, 2019 10:31:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent Wednesday, May 01, 2019 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
IT'S GONNA BE MAY Wednesday, May 01, 2019 1:08:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Ansible is driving me fucking bananas right now Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:03:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Cue the old dad here, but I just don't understand how kids these days are obsessed with Billie Eilish. She's not that good. And has Dave Grohl lost his fucking mind comparing her to Nirvana? Maybe the movement she created, but the music stinks. Music today STINKS. Tuesday, April 09, 2019 8:59:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ on the cross. Powershell is fucking convoluted sometimes: https://t.co/bV99olykPa Friday, April 05, 2019 3:00:15 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't even anymore... The amount of dumb idiots working in tech is mind bending. I just had an offshore contractor ask for access to a system and she included said valid username/password in her request.

So WTF are you asking for... You answered your own question 		Wednesday, April 03, 2019 12:38:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I have no idea how my work email address gets signed up for every possible tech product marketing email list under the sun, but if you have to start an email with "sorry for the unsolicited email"

1) Go fuck yourself
2) DELETED https://t.co/Xnn2SMAzhe 		Wednesday, April 03, 2019 10:22:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin jackass https://t.co/oLCbXrUlq7 Sunday, March 10, 2019 12:51:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@VZWSupport When is RCS coming to more phones? Why is this exclusive to the Pixel 3? Pixel 2 is just as capable to support RCS

Chat features in the Messages app | Verizon Wireless - https://t.co/bYn4VzHf90 		Thursday, February 28, 2019 1:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
WTF is actually wrong with this moron's eyes? https://t.co/EMrq1JD73f Friday, February 22, 2019 2:39:51 AMTwitter Web Client
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU 		Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Moron. Republicans are supposed to lower taxes: https://t.co/AhR0baslRv

If the dumb residents in this state voted to decriminalize drugs, they could release people from the overcrowded, overly-minority filled prisons and divert the savings to the roads 		Wednesday, February 20, 2019 12:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I mean, rather than building a useless fucking wall that will be tunneled under, how about you take top engineers and make it do something useful. Ya know, create green energy and green energy jobs... https://t.co/EFz0JeaIZP Friday, February 15, 2019 12:21:23 AMTwitter Web Client
So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax... Thursday, February 14, 2019 1:39:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Beautiful, clean coal for these dumb inbreds who voted for the asshole who is responsible for deregulating this shit: https://t.co/dYX0TaST1v Wednesday, February 13, 2019 12:31:26 PMTwitter Web Client
What's a nice way to tell this guy he's a moron on Monday?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, February 09, 2019 2:27:13 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a junior DevOps engineer under me who is too goddamn feeble to understand my superior scripts and is making me rewrite everything I did using a more halfassed method because he can't understand my code.

#fuckouttahea 		Saturday, February 09, 2019 1:58:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @LABroadcasters @Saints @Chiefs How are those Net Neutrality court cases going?
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
 Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:56:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary Serial killer status. can tell just by looking at him
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
 Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:52:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Seriously... Fuck @Oracle and Java for their licensing BULLSHIT. Switch to .NET Core instead

https://t.co/L9PCsqCyZs 		Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:07:26 AMTwitter Web Client
This country can suck a fucking dick Friday, January 25, 2019 1:20:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Just listened to a 7 minute rant from high school of pops scratching his new glasses on the first day

1) I haven't laughed that hard in years
2) This is where I get it from :/ 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 3:01:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it

Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AMTwitter Web Client
"Just as new life will come from death, love will come at leisure.
Love of love, love of life and giving without measure
Gives in return a wondrous yearn of a promise almost seen.
Live hand-in-hand and together we'll stand on the threshold of a dream"

-The Dream 		Thursday, January 03, 2019 1:40:56 AMTwitter Web Client
@Dlink IFTTT and Google Home cannot control my smart plug right now. Only the official app can. Is something down? Monday, December 31, 2018 6:10:36 PMTwitter Web Client
EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 		Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
What's a Post Malone? Sunday, December 30, 2018 3:29:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Have you considered referring him to https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE?
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, December 28, 2018 1:49:12 AMTwitter Web Client
The next question would be... Why do I have AIM logs from 14 years ago... And why am I looking at them now? And why am I old af?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, December 24, 2018 1:44:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Somehow, I stumbled onto AIM logs from 2004 and I had chats of decoy screennames talking to random shady people about hosting "warez" on their computers via DSL modem

goodness gracious. 		Monday, December 24, 2018 1:42:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Ehhh what does ICE know? According to them, all white people are the same, anyways

https://t.co/KF1o4KLi26 		Wednesday, December 19, 2018 3:52:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Beautiful, Clean, Coal @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/2vVELsXP9w 		Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@EPA @USACEHQ You IDIOTS. So polluting non-major waterways will be okay? And you don't expect that pollution to flow into bigger waterways? GO BACK TO THIRD GRADE: https://t.co/WVHw8F5jA1
In reply to @EPA's tweet
 Friday, December 14, 2018 2:22:56 PMTwitter Web Client
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Good. Fuck coal
https://t.co/AENqTrWOlc #greenenergy #feedly 		Wednesday, December 12, 2018 2:26:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@realDonaldTrump LOL what a waste of money you dumbass. They'll just build tunnels instead
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Wednesday, December 12, 2018 1:59:44 PMTwitter Web Client
@marygayscanlon Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $45,100 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 12:52:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@RepVisclosky Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $120,200 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 12:51:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@RepFilemonVela Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $64,735 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 12:51:35 PMTwitter Web Client
@Twitter Will you cut this out and restore my full account functionality? It's not automated. I'm trying to tell these dumb representatives to restore Net Neutrality. I've already solved a captcha https://t.co/Ndh1MAcVMX Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:07:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepSinema Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $134,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:04:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@repdavidscott Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $148,250 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:03:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepSchneider Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $66,151 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:03:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepOHalleran Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $21,750 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:02:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepGeneGreen Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $79,500 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:02:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepGonzalez Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $17,500 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:01:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepDwightEvans Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $36,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:01:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepCuellar Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $166,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:01:06 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepJimCosta Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $155,990 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:00:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepCartwright Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $57,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:00:24 AMTwitter Web Client
@GKButterfield Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $408,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:00:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepBrady Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $276,550 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 10:59:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepBrendanBoyle Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $52,700 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 10:59:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckssake with the plastic in the ocean already... https://t.co/YZ6IcGJF6J Tuesday, November 20, 2018 2:35:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why Excel 2019 has references to Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape Navigator. It's 2018. Are we just recycling the same code from the office 95 days? Are you SERIOUS @msexcel https://t.co/wYsObPgjwR Friday, November 16, 2018 7:18:13 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA website still uses the <font> tag... This was deprecated in the HTML 4.01 specification, which was published in 1999...

Fuckssake 		Wednesday, November 14, 2018 1:11:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Amazon made a piss poor decision picking NYC as one location for its new headquarters. Where the actual hell are they going to fit 25,000 more people? The subways will not handle it. Good luck with that noise... Tuesday, November 13, 2018 6:05:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Bunch of dumb bastards voting no on Ohio Issue 1... Let the druggies be druggies, so long as they're not bothering anyone else.

Be like Portugal: https://t.co/S8CsSNvokL

The prisons are overcrowded. This would have saved so much money 		Wednesday, November 07, 2018 3:23:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Dudeeeeee... I just went back in time Sunday, November 04, 2018 1:05:46 AMTwitter Web Client
My Surfacebook takes 10 minutes to boot, no exaggeration.

Yes, I checked startup programs. Yes, I ran sfc and dsim... Yes, I have plenty of disk space and it's an SSD. No fix in sight.

#fuckssake
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, October 29, 2018 3:27:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Ken Rosenthal is a goddamn goofball Saturday, October 27, 2018 3:34:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Suck it Boston Saturday, October 27, 2018 3:32:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ, @Microsoft... I get a weird RDP error and clicking the help button opens a Bing search on how to use RDP, rather than providing useful info on the error? This is an insult to my intelligence. Do you think I'm a greenhorn? https://t.co/kv1Tye8XpE Saturday, October 27, 2018 1:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Will all you asshole Mac people stop checking in .DS_STORE bullshit files into git repositories and zip files? Use .gitignore kthx Friday, October 19, 2018 1:25:16 PMTwitter Web Client
@Ask_Spectrum There's literally nothing you can do. After multiple escalations, 70+MBPS is seen as acceptable service. I had a tech out and everything with the signal and modem are fine. I just have to accept the fact that you're capping out at 85MBPS probably to conserve bandwidth
In reply to @Ask_Spectrum's tweet
 Wednesday, October 17, 2018 10:13:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:59:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Spectrum is SO full of shit with their 100MBPS default tier. After getting my signal checked and rewiring, the best they can deliver is 85MBPS and after many escalations, it's just accepted that it's the best they can do, even though a few weeks ago it was 115MBPS consistently Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:57:30 AMTwitter Web Client
This is how we're creating scheduled tasks at work now... https://t.co/xB2h53wNTv Tuesday, October 16, 2018 3:01:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm looking through my Google Photos and they're laugh out loud funny. I'm dying rn... No wonder I wasn't getting laid back in college... Jeeeeeeezzzz Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:21:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Not even shitting you, this was the final exam for one of my management classes... Pretty sure the professor came up with this on acid... https://t.co/t7nERHST46 Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:04:33 AMTwitter Web Client
"Baboons resign after killing family of Blake Fischer" would be a much better and deserved headline

https://t.co/MyjhtrkR4F 		Tuesday, October 16, 2018 1:18:45 AMTwitter Web Client
How I treat cold sales emails. If you are a sales douche and start off "excuse the email but..."

DELETED AND BLOCKED. GTFO https://t.co/1qb5dUG2x0 		Tuesday, October 16, 2018 12:53:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro At least there are no data caps. Although I find it laughable that they advertise 100mbps and even after fixing my signal issues, changing splitters and rewiring things at the tap, the best they can do is 85-90MBPS.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, October 15, 2018 11:05:32 AMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro When I first moved to Columbus, the fastest speeds offered were 50/2 for $65/month. Then Spectrum bought TWC, and they defaulted to 100/10... There's a 300/20 plan with an outrageous price tag, although I have insider info they're launching gig speeds and defaulting to 200
In reply to @jiaaro's tweet
 Monday, October 15, 2018 11:00:46 AMTwitter Web Client
"Grab 'em by the pussy." - Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States of America https://t.co/X8KK8w7rPi Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:35:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@Dave_Jets Suburb of Columbus OH. Good thing they rolled out Docsis 3.1, because before 2016, the fastest plan possible was 50/5. Default was 20/2 for $45/month. Absurdity.
In reply to @Dave_Jets's tweet
 Tuesday, October 09, 2018 7:45:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da Indians Monday, October 08, 2018 4:44:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick do I have to suck to find orange LED light bulbs... Fuckssake they're sold out everywhere Monday, October 08, 2018 11:48:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I was outside my mind last night... No headache. I'm 19 again son! Feel like a youth Friday, September 28, 2018 10:04:44 AMTwitter Web Client
The fact that I'm not hungover this morning makes no sense Friday, September 28, 2018 10:04:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.

@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER 		Wednesday, September 05, 2018 1:28:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit. Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo these Vorticon Elite can suck my absolute dick. This level is a pain in the balls. Not only do I have to navigate fire, there are three of these fuckers who jump and take 3 shots to kill. Plus Keen 1-3 controls are awful https://t.co/8rS5tIE72F Monday, August 27, 2018 12:27:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@CD1025Morning Please play the new Doc Robinson single! I haven't heard it yet Friday, August 03, 2018 10:24:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Garbage UX on @dunkindonuts perks website. If I locked out my PW from guessing, then successfully reset it with the forgot PW link, you should unlock the account after a pw reset. https://t.co/CyHMrQXRdK Wednesday, August 01, 2018 2:12:02 AMTwitter Web Client
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TOWEL RACK!!!11 I MUST BUY THIS HOUSE https://t.co/cesk6plQr1 Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:34:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:33:11 AMTwitter Web Client
This documentation FUCKING SUCKS

https://t.co/UGVnzfDqva 		Friday, July 27, 2018 3:43:40 PMTwitter Web Client
NBD, just trying to avoid setting up a holding corporation and pay cash to shut up a stripper I banged... https://t.co/qLS5K2yUIx Wednesday, July 25, 2018 12:33:13 PMTwitter Web Client
This just caused me to cancel my new york trip you stupid fucks.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:20:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @ups fuckers. If I live in Columbus and my package was in columbus at 3AM this morning, what the fuck is is doing in michigan https://t.co/WffWqDgtbK Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:04:56 AMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev OK. Would we eventually see all of the improvements in your firmware from 384.6 once ASUS releases the GPL source code for the 87u?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Monday, July 23, 2018 12:08:17 AMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev If price was no object, what would your preferred ASUS router be (taking into consideration how well it's supported by ASUS and fast hardware)?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Friday, July 20, 2018 10:12:44 AMTwitter Web Client
How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Ever since @googlechrome enabled this site isolation shit, the browser is laggy AF and I even have a surfacebook. Suck it @intel with your shitty processor design. We're regressing here instead of advancing Tuesday, July 17, 2018 12:45:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ. I take ONE Friday off and my team manages to break the entire build system and also deployed an old version of one of our apps because they didn't git pull before making changes. Monday, July 16, 2018 10:09:43 AMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @StateDept @ECAatState @TechGirls As educated young women pursuing technology careers, surely they realized @AjitPaiFCC is a corporate sellout joke who does not do anything to protect consumers' rights.

Resign.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, July 12, 2018 5:08:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @StateDept @ECAatState @TechGirls Did they have to pay $225 to take that picture with you?
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
 Thursday, July 12, 2018 5:06:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@senjudiciary @WSJ @POTUS He's a dumbass bitch who wants to block websites on the internet like we're the Great Firewall of China.
In reply to @senjudiciary's tweet
 Tuesday, July 10, 2018 8:44:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Global Warming? Humans even caused Lunar warming!

https://t.co/CxeyCcSTHj 		Monday, July 09, 2018 3:39:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I just had a disaster recovery exercise go horribly wrong in production because Azure is a piece of shit to manage.

I have a raging headache, and now I have to explain this fucking shit. Gonna be a wonderful Monday. 		Monday, July 09, 2018 2:24:59 AMTwitter Web Client
You guys! I'm so relieved that Trump's @EPA arranged it so that formaldehyde won't give me cancer anymore. Now I can rub it all over myself to preserve my youth!

#MakeChemicalsSafeAgain

https://t.co/sRQ96pc2kd 		Friday, July 06, 2018 1:32:28 PMTwitter Web Client
FYI: @zoho @servicedeskplus is a dumpster fire piece of shit system Friday, July 06, 2018 11:59:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @EPAScottPruitt! Go FUCK YOURSELF! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out you crooked bastard

Go suffocate on greenhouse gases you idiot 		Thursday, July 05, 2018 4:40:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's on the @Windows DPI team? You're all fired. https://t.co/vJpoLDdFsa Wednesday, June 27, 2018 2:51:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Now that we're an Office 365 shop, let me be clear how much of a piece of shit Skype for Business is Wednesday, June 27, 2018 9:55:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Slack is down. Now we don't have to do any work today Wednesday, June 27, 2018 9:45:42 AMTwitter Web Client
The United States is a garbage country Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:32:43 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:28:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down? Tuesday, June 19, 2018 1:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
MY FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM STINKS Thursday, April 19, 2018 9:35:13 AMTwitter Web Client
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Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API 		Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit. Tuesday, April 10, 2018 2:20:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Wanna know how much of a weirdo I am? So I had a bunch of sour patch kids in my left hand. Then I licked my wedding ring because it tasted like sugar. Monday, April 02, 2018 2:59:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Twitter IDGAF about tweets my followers like. My timeline should be just their tweets, in reverse chronological order. Stop trying to be Facebook and Instagram. Wednesday, March 28, 2018 10:12:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Blackened comes on my shuffle. Mal: "That's how you've been driving recently"

I may have road raged a guy who put his high beams in my eyes when I couldn't go faster than the guy in front of me, even though he had room to pass.

https://t.co/n2qCe3oAGN 		Friday, March 09, 2018 12:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
These people are sick in the fuckin head and living in a fantasy world

https://t.co/ADCa0ScWQQ

This video is absolutely enraging and ignorant. 		Friday, March 09, 2018 11:01:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Walmart is on my shit list. Wednesday, March 07, 2018 12:50:06 PMTwitter Web Client
noob relational DBs, as explained by Portfolioso https://t.co/AKxvcTXsOF Tuesday, March 06, 2018 1:53:01 PMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro Microsoft's entire authentication process is garbage.
In reply to @jiaaro's tweet
 Tuesday, March 06, 2018 12:35:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @kristinegWP... Why is your article on the kid getting bitten by a dog so biased? You made it sound like it was an unprovoked attack, but left out the fact that the owner warned the kid not to approach the dog Friday, February 23, 2018 3:39:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Plus, he overshot its orbit. NASA doesn't fuck up. They sent New Horizons past Pluto. Elon Musk is amateur hour in space. Consult with actual rocket scientists, ya cocky bastard
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, February 07, 2018 6:25:39 PMTwitter Web Client
https://t.co/Si28ytN5e8

See. Told ya he was a non-physicist douche... Musk claimed his care would be in orbit for a billion years. But radiation will ruin it in much less than that. Idiot. https://t.co/2LGi25J8Ou 		Wednesday, February 07, 2018 6:24:06 PMTwitter Web Client
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Thanks O̶b̶a̶m̶a̶, Trump! 		Wednesday, February 07, 2018 1:43:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@SteveScalise @AjitPaiFCC You're a fucking moron who doesn't know how the internet works
In reply to @SteveScalise's tweet
 Friday, December 15, 2017 10:59:06 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @LatestAnonNews: The FCC has voted to remove your freedom to information. That said, this will not go unpunished.

Anonymous ensures tha… 		Friday, December 15, 2017 10:46:43 AMTwitter Web Client
@EvanS_FCC @BrendanCarrFCC https://t.co/u1exSNHbyK
In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet
 Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:26:08 PMTwitter Web Client
https://t.co/m6HePVYBrc Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:25:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @BrendanCarrFCC you're a fucking moron too. Hate Obama much? Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:23:22 PMTwitter Web Client
hey @mikeofcc you fucking hack. What do you know about how the internet works. Shut your whore mouth Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:12:09 PMTwitter Web Client
OK. So I quit this account because it was making me a miserable negative person... But I'm making a temporary exception b/c it's the drunken company party tonight, so I'm bringing it back.

Also Ajit Pai is a cunt so I need to rip on him. 		Wednesday, December 13, 2017 4:36:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop tweeting about stupid fucking sauce and go kill yourself. No one likes you, you miserable corporate shill. I hope a tree falls on you. https://t.co/4kYu54lWUv Wednesday, December 13, 2017 4:01:19 PMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @SenateMajLdr @FCC kill yourself
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
 Wednesday, December 13, 2017 3:39:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I kind of quit this twitter account, but I just wanted to point out this goofy, gopher-assed looking motherfucker. Die in a bus fire. https://t.co/PAjqu42g10 Monday, November 27, 2017 2:08:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm a fuckin tech guy and all my technology sucks a cock Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:42 AMTwitter Web Client
No charger I have actually works on my phone, so I've got a glorified fucking brick. You piece of shit Motorola cuntish piece of shit Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:14 AMTwitter Web Client
AT&T UVerse Stinks https://t.co/0z9zQMLsrU Friday, September 15, 2017 1:34:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Decided to casually stop by Costco for like 10 mins.... Annnnnnd I spent $148. FML Thursday, August 31, 2017 4:56:30 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a pain in the ass you @vizio cocksuckers
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:41 AMTwitter Web Client
OK, I figured out how to get the Cast screen back. Have to do three things after turning the TV on though. WITH THE APP (need new remote) Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:19 AMTwitter Web Client
These stupid fucking @VIZIO cunts only give you 15 minutes to enter the code to order a free remote. Mine fucking expired. Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:36:41 AMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO Also, the amount of data Vizio collects on you is FUCKED up and they got fined for being deceptive cunts: https://t.co/zuj1gR2078
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:30:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO They literally shipped a software update that requires a new remote. Are you fucking serious?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:21:18 AMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO Yo @VIZIO go fuck yourselves. You have some nerve for updating my firmware and changing the ENTIRE way my fucking TV works.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:19:45 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm about to go to war with the stupid fucks who made my tv, @VIZIO Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:18:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Please always document the ridiculous things your students say on here https://t.co/bmmkpb0PY7 Tuesday, August 29, 2017 11:48:33 AMTwitter Web Client
My entire childhood has been ruined! You've gotta be kidding me. You mean to tell me Natalie Imbruglia's Torn is a cover! For serious? Monday, August 28, 2017 10:26:28 PMTwitter Web Client
This is the face of someone who's been cunceled https://t.co/VgVwG7U1Uq Monday, August 28, 2017 10:08:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Monday. I roll out of bed to do a maintenance and it puts me in an instantly foul mood. Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Azure is a godforsaken piece of dogshit. I had a working script on friday that's failing for absolutely no reason Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA Friday, August 25, 2017 1:38:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Good Job, Delta. This is not very punctual. Also, @LGAairport stinks. https://t.co/JZjZmNDnGE Friday, August 18, 2017 1:01:20 PMTwitter Web Client
A big fuggoff to the moneybags team. I was jammin to Doc Robinson and they made me join their shitty release meeting and harshed my mellow Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
The minute music stops giving me goosebumps, I don't want to be alive anymore Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:03:56 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a literal footnote I put into an analysis document for our CTO, because I call out people's stupidity https://t.co/787EdjDrwm Wednesday, August 16, 2017 2:05:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Went to get water from the work kitchen and did an about face when I saw our comptroller there. She's nice, but I don't do small talk Wednesday, August 16, 2017 11:38:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Well this isn't where I parked my car https://t.co/NEUTmfCY9a Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:29:20 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu I've got 477 wedding pics missing timestamps and need to write a script to correct it so they stay in the right order on Google Photos
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:20:46 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm a sleep deprived idiot... I just tried to do math in the Windows file path bar as if it were a browser: https://t.co/nROsPAtqoL Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:12:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Chrome canary omnibar is jacked in the latest build. It doesn't dismiss unless you delete all the text in it. dafuq Monday, August 14, 2017 5:12:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic Monday, August 14, 2017 3:09:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Gotta be kidding me with this invisible fucking unicode that caused all my shit to break this AM https://t.co/MIjaGfkxuO Thursday, August 10, 2017 12:01:11 PMTwitter Web Client
I just re-watched my insta story and I'm certifiably insane Saturday, August 05, 2017 1:24:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Azure is annoying af Thursday, August 03, 2017 6:11:36 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss needs to eat a dick, the director of Architecture needs to eat a dick and the CTO also needs to eat a dick Tuesday, August 01, 2017 5:53:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Azure sucks a cock Tuesday, August 01, 2017 4:40:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Ticketmaster, eat a dick. How are you charging $11.15 in fees for ONE $37.50 ticket? ~30% of the original ticket price is added fees! https://t.co/wOV1stLdOY Monday, July 31, 2017 12:43:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I literally did a deck change into los jorts at my desk. I'm en los jorts right now. In public. Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:40:49 PMTwitter Web Client
This is such an alarmist clickbait title. He wasn't inside an ATM. He was locked in a maintenance room behind one.

https://t.co/xilbwjEOfI 		Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:31:28 PMTwitter Web Client
.@AjitPaiFCC is a stupid fucking cunt trying to ruin the internet in favor of greedy ISPs. Eat a dick, sir Wednesday, July 12, 2017 10:45:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Commits from @portfolioso https://t.co/uVYpH30iUa Tuesday, July 11, 2017 5:53:23 PMTwitter Web Client
This entire government administration is a motherfuckin joke shop embarrassment to the world Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:18:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is @GooglePlayMusic's shuffle so shitty? 1400 songs in a playlist with 100+ artists and I'm only hearing songs from the same 5 artists Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:12:30 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm back in NYC until Friday, so let's see how long it takes for me to start raging Tuesday, July 11, 2017 12:14:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm bringing jorts back Tuesday, July 11, 2017 12:13:16 PMTwitter Web Client
My shit. It works. Other players' shit? Doesn't work Thursday, June 29, 2017 10:05:09 PMTwitter Web Client
That's some bullshit Tuesday, June 27, 2017 11:37:52 PMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PMTwitter Web Client
How about SiriusXM playing Hashpipe on Lithium at 4:20 PM on a causal Tuesday afternoon? Tuesday, June 27, 2017 4:21:04 PMTwitter Web Client
These guinea pigs have got to go. All their bedding and shit doubled in price on Amazon and they smell like a barn Sunday, June 25, 2017 11:24:48 AMTwitter Web Client
night https://t.co/O46YUw85RT Saturday, June 24, 2017 2:28:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Nothing works... Saturday, June 24, 2017 2:23:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Saturday, June 24, 2017 2:19:55 AMTwitter Web Client
derp Saturday, June 24, 2017 2:09:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test https://t.co/l10x3fEfet Saturday, June 24, 2017 1:45:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying this again. Apparently, it's as simple as adding tweet_mode=extended to the statuses/show.json endpoint. test test la la la la la la https://t.co/sQp8NEJjan Saturday, June 24, 2017 1:23:52 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a test of a very long tweet (near 140 characters) and a photo. Testing my twitter app, which can't handle new features they added.. https://t.co/p1JhxS8t8w Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:55:54 AMTwitter Web Client
How about @getspectrum making a big deal about updating my modem firmware... From a 2/2016 to 7/2016 build. It's still 11 months old, dudes https://t.co/Vsy2OHyREi Friday, June 23, 2017 1:08:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Slack really needs to stop being an asshole and randomly ending up 5 miles off my screen with no way for me to get it back. Wednesday, June 21, 2017 10:12:51 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2017. Fuck yourself if your inept WebEx conference requires me to dial in by phone and not use computer audio Tuesday, June 20, 2017 10:13:23 AMTwitter Web Client
These idiots just sent me a ticket to automate a process that their own dev team can't get to work manually. smh. Tuesday, June 13, 2017 2:36:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Tanaka Stinks Monday, June 12, 2017 10:30:42 PMTwitter Web Client
First day back from honeymoon. Boss is off. #winning Monday, June 12, 2017 6:12:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Last day before two weeks off, so cuncel da tickets. Literally cuncelling a dumb ticket someone sent me https://t.co/qEnTS4uE7k Thursday, May 25, 2017 4:52:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Hate that too. If I'm almost going 90 in the left lane and someone's up my ass, by all means, I'd rather them pass and get the ticket
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Tuesday, May 23, 2017 12:41:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin iOS has no notion of a file system. How am I supposed to back up the video of me shirtless screaming temple of the dog from snapchat? Monday, May 22, 2017 1:15:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Windows 10 Creators update... Y U SO unstable? Dafuq is this, Windows 98? System locks up after entering a bad pw? Come on. Thursday, May 18, 2017 8:02:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Feel like we lost this gem when Vine folded, so I recreated it. #franceser #mongo @MikeFrancesaNY https://t.co/UczpdN28C9 Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:17:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Breaking news! Trump's a dumbass! Everyone sell your stock. https://t.co/HKoWJSbCtT Wednesday, May 17, 2017 4:43:18 PMTwitter Web Client
microsoft can go suck a fucking dick with MSMQ clustering and its horseshit management and permissions of it. garbage. Tuesday, May 16, 2017 6:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Nothing is fuckin working right now Tuesday, May 16, 2017 3:13:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm all for Windows 10 and staying up to date and shit, but MSFT is annoying af with how persistent they bug me to install feature updates Monday, May 15, 2017 10:04:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I fucking SUCK at beer pong holy christ Friday, May 12, 2017 7:36:12 PMTwitter Web Client
♪ Cubans with the Jesus piece ♪ Thursday, May 11, 2017 6:34:44 PMTwitter Web Client
How about CNN stealing ideas off my old tweets about old millennials not knowing how to use Snapchat? https://t.co/67kzn0Als5 #oldmillennial https://t.co/wdpaMcDmB8 Tuesday, May 09, 2017 10:08:47 AMTwitter Web Client
No sympathy for garbage Spirit Airlines whose pilots refuse to fly. Maybe if they didn't charge you to breathe... https://t.co/8X2HgwroEK Tuesday, May 09, 2017 9:14:01 AMTwitter Web Client
You know, just debugging live in production on a casual Sunday night Monday, May 08, 2017 12:15:21 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @ehubbs13: What a fucking win!! The Comeback Kids strike again!! It's Cinco de Mayo Friday after beating the WS champs Lets go OFF https… Friday, May 05, 2017 5:40:13 PMTwitter Web Client
the MSFT Distributed Transaction Coordinator is the most fucked up convoluted shit I've ever worked with in my life Friday, May 05, 2017 12:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey assholes over at @Azure This is a valid cron expression, eat a dick https://t.co/ehisXZXrjf Friday, May 05, 2017 10:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Friday to ya from a guy who has no idea where he is - Joe Cocker's keyboard dude live at the Fillmore East in 1970. https://t.co/Bu6rhFLfgI Friday, May 05, 2017 9:58:09 AMTwitter Web Client
You need a guy to rile the team up. Can't be losing to trash team Toronto https://t.co/PfxaSQaq2Q Wednesday, May 03, 2017 9:44:26 PMTwitter Web Client
LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out Wednesday, May 03, 2017 9:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey assholes at Motorola. Still don't have Nougat on my Pure Edition you fuckin slows. And I'm rocking 12/2016 security patches. Real secure Wednesday, May 03, 2017 6:04:48 PMTwitter Web Client
This idiot recommends an S8 over a pixel. What an idiot https://t.co/PXSfemW8OX Wednesday, May 03, 2017 10:52:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Azure sucks a dick Tuesday, May 02, 2017 6:36:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Hmm. The milk expired on 4/18, but it's still good if it doesn't taste sour, right? Tuesday, May 02, 2017 9:48:03 AMTwitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool @ky9
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2017 5:17:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, CC Friday, April 28, 2017 7:59:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sick as a fuckin dog and I blame filthy New York Friday, April 28, 2017 7:28:07 PMTwitter Web Client
These consultants are the dumbest fuckin engineers ever. Thursday, April 27, 2017 3:59:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone teach these cunts git 101 before wasting half my day on shit some 10th grade intro to programming student should know Monday, April 24, 2017 2:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
It's a Buddy Guy kind of morning Friday, April 21, 2017 11:04:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a countdown on our ops display until a contract is up with a client, telling them to F off. Our whole exec team just saw it & lol'd Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:49:46 AMTwitter Web Client
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Always get a kick out of the grammar/writing style of our offshore developers https://t.co/Hk8nzXMOpT Monday, April 17, 2017 11:36:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Seems Legit: https://t.co/09IyjNQK82 Monday, April 17, 2017 10:36:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo @gitlab, I can't see your changelog because the repository isn't displaying this readme: https://t.co/28WAFnF43O yet @gitlabstatus = good Thursday, April 13, 2017 4:57:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Just throwing this out there, but the Cisco Anyconnect VPN is a piece of shit. Thursday, April 13, 2017 9:51:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus H. Christ, @LinkedIn. What dumb asshole decided it was a good idea to send an InMail message with enter by default? https://t.co/yzqnFYhGIx Monday, April 10, 2017 5:50:56 PMTwitter Web Client
23andme knows I'm large and get mad FOMO when other people are eating anything https://t.co/qxPo3qJcXY Friday, April 07, 2017 6:07:16 PMTwitter Web Client
@jerrythornton1 #sexscandalteacher Catholic School teacher! https://t.co/eizoLFQ2gx https://t.co/ldRihLpAVZ Saturday, April 01, 2017 4:37:10 PMTwitter Web Client

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