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@jackunheard He'll release them once he removes himself from the list or grants himself immunity. Some very unfair people put him on that list. Very unfair. Treated him very poorly...
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Friday, November 08, 2024 2:47:18 PMTwitter Web App
@FoxxOnTheRocks I miss the snow. It rarely snows in Ohio anymore. We didn't even get more than a few inches at a time for the past few years.

Guess I need to move out west
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Friday, November 08, 2024 2:46:11 PMTwitter Web App
@hartgoat Nothing is up you idiots. They just don't whine like little bitches when they lose
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Friday, November 08, 2024 2:45:18 PMTwitter Web App
@SaveStandard @charliekirk11 @EvanAKilgore yea. idk why players want to go on permanent daylight time. That's the adjusted time. Standard time is normal
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Friday, November 08, 2024 2:29:07 PMTwitter Web App
@PeachJars https://t.co/FSO3jNMZDV
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Friday, November 08, 2024 2:15:51 PMTwitter Web App
@mattgaetz Fuckin creepy weirdo
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Friday, November 08, 2024 1:15:44 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer @alexengineer10 Get lost the two of yous - the problem is that it's not a New York bagel to begin with. Ohio bagels are just as bad as Ohio pizza.
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Friday, November 08, 2024 11:27:35 AMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Of course they did
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Friday, November 08, 2024 11:24:27 AMTwitter Web App
@BrianStewartOH AWWW, big tough war vet (who your cult leader refers to as a loser and sucker) saying people are not allowed to process their fweewings. Good for you, man. Good for you.

May the new administration's policies affect you and your family adversely.
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Friday, November 08, 2024 10:32:11 AMTwitter Web App
@TimRossOH @Paduch @OhioChamber @matthuffman1 @Rob_McColley @FrankLaRose Let me recap for you: "We could have had fair maps and representation, but the only way we can make this state as red as possible is if we cheat to gerrymander a supermajority."
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Friday, November 08, 2024 12:52:37 AMTwitter Web App
@TracketPacer Dude shut down all the AI troll bots to lower costs now that his Billionaire ass got his way in US politics :/
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Thursday, November 07, 2024 2:00:00 PMTwitter Web App
If I have to put up with this fuckin jagoff for four more years, at MINIMUM, I require: the stock market to post 500% gains per year for 4 years. Bitcoin better be 4 million per coin. None of my utility bills should be over $100 and I want to pay ZERO income tax. Wednesday, November 06, 2024 6:31:18 PMTwitter Web App
@KamalaHarris The @DNC fucked this one up, lady. You all covered up the dementia patient's decline instead of making him a one termer and having the people decide the dem candidate.

You literally could not convince more than half the country you're better than him? Fucks the matter with you.
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Wednesday, November 06, 2024 6:28:14 PMTwitter Web App
@MichaelJStern1 Do not defend the Harris campaign or the Demcrats. It was an awful campaign. It's their fault we have this orange lunatic elected. They literally covered for Biden's dementia decline and then injected an unlikable candidate WAY too late into the cycle, without any voter feedback
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Wednesday, November 06, 2024 6:26:10 PMTwitter Web App
@DJLeMVP Because his regular season ERA was nothing spectacular and the guy was hurt a lot. You really want to pay all that money and keep him around until he's 39?

I'd opt out if I were him also. Pitched a gem and his little leaguers giving up 5 unearned on errors
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Monday, November 04, 2024 5:06:58 PMTwitter Web App
@jasonllevin Fuck that orange piece of shit - from Ohio https://t.co/cl294UV1zf
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Monday, November 04, 2024 5:03:42 PMTwitter Web App
Update: "Restarting outlook two times" did not solve the issue
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Monday, November 04, 2024 11:48:07 AMTwitter Web App
New Outlook with the most annoying bug of all time prompts for feedback on every launch. They can't even manage to ask for feedback correctly. This is laugh out loud funny. And sad. CC @crisisofconsc https://t.co/svx8ZZl4KH Monday, November 04, 2024 11:47:40 AMTwitter Web App
Let me tell you what's going to happen in 2025 (and beyond) for the Yankees:

- Cashman will keep Boone
- Most of the free agents will walk
- Next year's team will be the same mediocrity
- [Further future] Judge will retire without a WS ring 		Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:35:25 PMTwitter Web App
Get rid of this fuckin guy. https://t.co/bdiWi95aLQ Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:34:11 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Fuckin get rid of Cashman and Boone
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Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:10:47 PMTwitter Web App
@notagain_03 @ohiogop This is a dumb as shit argument. No one thinks that, but I KNOW for a fact that Ohio Republicans are as corrupt as they get.

Enjoy your Kool Aide
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Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:07:06 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop Literally "Vote no to keep Ohio Red" because we draw absurd maps and if you vote yes, they'll draw fair ones and we'll lose our power

Cunts.
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Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:00:10 PMTwitter Web App
@_ReaalAmerican_ There was a global pandemic ya moron
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Wednesday, October 30, 2024 11:19:38 AMTwitter Web App
I fuck off all day at work and then it's 4:30AM and I'm writing typescript tests like a motherfucker Wednesday, October 30, 2024 4:30:48 AMTwitter Web App
@JSterlingCalls It is high! It is Far! It isssssssss................ Caught!

An A-Bomb! From Matsui!
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Tuesday, October 29, 2024 1:06:24 AMTwitter Web App
If I'm gonna give Aaron Judge shit, it's gonna be for his voice acting in that Rubble Paw Patrol Spinoff. Guy sounded like he was reading off a post-it note.

Dude sounded like a snooze. Kind of like his bat this postseason 		Tuesday, October 29, 2024 12:50:01 AMTwitter Web App
Yo @FrankLaRose. You're an asshole Secretary of State. WTF is this ballot? Why aren't the two main candidates listed first? https://t.co/nhU92qAa6f Monday, October 28, 2024 7:12:35 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc MFK: Chime, Teams, Zoom

Go!
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Monday, October 28, 2024 6:47:02 PMTwitter Web App
@ChairmanAlex Why don't you allow replies, you wimp? Can't take the criticism? So you mean to tell me that your moron party drew maps 7 times and they all got struck down as unfair? You're telling us to vote no to trust YOUR party to draw them fairly?

BAHAHA You corrupt fool https://t.co/ADS507JXMI
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Monday, October 28, 2024 12:27:59 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop @JDVance SLEAZY USED CAR SALESMEN 4 OHIO LOL!!!!!!!!111!!1111ONEONE
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Monday, October 28, 2024 12:23:23 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk Ya boy Trump probably never returned a shopping cart in his life.
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Monday, October 28, 2024 9:46:03 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @berniemoreno FRANKIE BOY! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PURTO RICANS CUMMING TO AMERICA.

Your cult leader is a clown, asshat
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Monday, October 28, 2024 9:33:35 AMTwitter Web App
It really needs to be Halloween already on the grounds that I've already broken into the two giant Costco bags of candy for the Trick or Treaters. At this rate, I won't have any left! Monday, October 28, 2024 1:03:59 AMTwitter Web App
This is peak 90s. These are FIRE JAMs. Imagine all these charting at the same time? What a gd time to be alive! https://t.co/eEQD9MuQIQ Monday, October 21, 2024 1:32:37 AMTwitter Web App
Thanks Google, you cute https://t.co/TFyvsglCss Tuesday, October 15, 2024 1:08:47 PMTwitter Web App
You know you're having good Italian food when you go to an Italian restaurant owned by Albanians who only hire Mexicans in the kitchen Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:38:50 AMTwitter Web App
I can't stop fuckin buying Anker GanPrime shit and then I complain about being broke. Fucking Prime Wednesday, October 09, 2024 2:32:08 PMTwitter Web App
PowerShell ISE is trash. It's clunky, and its UI looks like a mid-2000s toothpaste tube. If you're not using VSCode in 2024 for PowerShell, you're doing it wrong Tuesday, October 08, 2024 10:33:18 AMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine Lucky that the Israelis are white, Michael. Because you wouldn't be making this same proclamation for the cat and dog eating Hattians, huh? https://t.co/psduYV3JtV
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Monday, October 07, 2024 7:02:16 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FOCUS ON OHIO, FRANKIE BOY.
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Monday, October 07, 2024 6:59:27 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk How the fuck do you know, Elon? You down there counting?
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Thursday, October 03, 2024 5:21:42 PMTwitter Web App
I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened Wednesday, October 02, 2024 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
@TheKandiana The whole thing irritated me. I just wish it would have been a little more realistic... Penelope should have been 18 because they would have thrown an Amber alert on her. Also, they should have pretended she had outdoor skills

Aint no way someone like that is surviving > 3 days
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Wednesday, October 02, 2024 1:57:49 PMTwitter Web App
@netflix This is trash. The creators should have done a bit of research about survival because she wouldn't have been able to make in 3 days
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Wednesday, October 02, 2024 1:52:57 PMTwitter Web App
@Ask_Spectrum When's DOCIS 4.0 dropping? All the money I pay y'all I want symmetrical upload and download.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, October 01, 2024 5:12:32 PMTwitter Web App
Here's the thing Spectrum. While I appreciate this gesture of good will, this is pretty much useless to me. Maybe address the fact that my upload speed is still 20MBPS like it's 2007 again. I would have much rather taken a boost from 20 to 30 or 50 up https://t.co/tbgU2kzR4p Tuesday, October 01, 2024 5:12:01 PMTwitter Web App
@CatholicVote @realDonaldTrump BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Under this logic, Catholicism also supports:

- Grabbing women by the pussy

- Using riot police to clear a the way just to take a picture in front of a church with a bible

- Paying porn stars hush money

- Lying
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Monday, September 30, 2024 2:30:47 PMTwitter Web App
@xgigglypuff You really don't need to justify yourself to these fuckin jagoffs... Let the haters hate. You owe them nothing
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Monday, September 30, 2024 2:27:24 PMTwitter Web App
@CollinRugg @elonmusk She never said "automatically make any jagoff that walks across the border a citizen immediately"
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Monday, September 30, 2024 2:08:55 PMTwitter Web App
@CollinRugg @elonmusk What's wrong with "a pathway to citizenship for hardworking immigrants that have been here for years?" Sounds fine to me.

Let me quote the White Stripes to prove my point: https://t.co/XarvXX6YGv
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Monday, September 30, 2024 2:02:51 PMTwitter Web App
Ohio weather is fucking stupid. First we get two months of drought. Followed by a week where it hasn't stopped raining. I know we need it but this is fucking my solar bullshit up.

Place stinks. Africa hot summers. Then it hits fall and the sun vanishes until next May 		Monday, September 30, 2024 12:29:59 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @GOPClermont The Republican Party is the party of corruption. How about HB6. How's ya boy Householder doing in prison? Why did two people unalive themselves?

You're a JOKE, FRANKIE BOY
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Monday, September 30, 2024 12:06:54 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Your false idol called our military dead suckers and losers. As a Green Beret, how can you stand by that?

YOU are a sucker and a loser, and you will never hold public office again.
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Sunday, September 29, 2024 2:29:36 PMTwitter Web App
@HamCoGOP What's the other option. A bunch of White GOP boomers draw absurdly skewed maps instead of fair maps from the public? Fuck outta hea
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Sunday, September 29, 2024 2:25:47 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Worry about Ohio, Frankie Boy!
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Sunday, September 29, 2024 1:49:44 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @GOPClermont HE DIDN'T EVEN ENDORSE YOU, FRANKIE BOY
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Saturday, September 28, 2024 5:33:12 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk This is fear mongering, Elon. All that shit's not going to happen
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Thursday, September 26, 2024 1:12:27 PMTwitter Web App
@OhioCRs Nah lol. You're cray
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Tuesday, September 24, 2024 1:49:03 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy. WTF are you even talking about. It's already gerrymandered. How will this "require gerrymandering" when it's supposed to be undoing the absurd boundaries that exist today?

Leave office Frank. Leave and never return
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Monday, September 23, 2024 3:13:11 PMTwitter Web App
@Hockman2Tom @FrankLaRose It's because Frankie Boy has absolutely zero morals and doesn't care about anything that doesn't affect him.

Since he was not killed in action, he must not be a "loser" and a "sucker" according to his Orange majesty
In reply to @Hockman2Tom's tweet
Monday, September 23, 2024 2:18:03 PMTwitter Web App
I don't think you understand how fucking happy I am that it's no longer the summer solstice. Now hurry up and cool the fuck down Monday, September 23, 2024 2:09:51 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @Jim_Jordan @SusanManchester bruv's got no rizz
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Wednesday, September 04, 2024 12:09:16 AMTwitter Web App
@ansonsination @Citi Yes. Doesn't load at all. Uninstalled and reinstalled to clear app data. Causes phone to hang as well.
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Monday, September 02, 2024 11:10:08 PMTwitter Web App
@karlykingsley 6.99 for a little ass bag of carcinogenic Doritos. No kidding. I'm not spending 6.99 for this bag of cancer causing chemicals https://t.co/MLpF6ylF2p
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Monday, September 02, 2024 10:49:50 PMTwitter Web App
@AEPOhio Nah I figured it out. You are correct. It's just that y'all jacked up autopay during the most expensive months of the year and combined them into one bill
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Monday, September 02, 2024 10:45:06 PMTwitter Web App
What the fuck did @AEPOhio do with their billing this month? It's all fucked up. I got some notice they didn't send an ebill and they recalculated billing and I'm pretty sure they overcharged me hundreds of dollars Friday, August 30, 2024 7:54:52 PMTwitter Web App
I went to go squish a tiny gnat I saw crawling on my monitor and it turns out it was INSIDE the screen and now I have like 4 obscured pixels by a crushed bug inside my LCD panels Thursday, August 15, 2024 1:26:55 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @ChairmanWhatley Frankie Boy! Because you have it so locked down, there should be no question as to who wins in November. No fraud here. Accept the outcome, then move along
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Wednesday, August 14, 2024 2:25:55 PMTwitter Web App
I exclusively use the ThinkPad TrackPoint pointer (aka clit mouse). There is a phenomenon I've been experiencing where it moves on its own when I let it go.

TIL- this is known as trackpoint drift and it's a pain in the gd ass. AI knows everything https://t.co/CgpRzxovn2 		Friday, August 02, 2024 12:05:35 AMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine I don't believe a word you say, Michael. How's that First Energy money?
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Wednesday, July 31, 2024 10:38:16 PMTwitter Web App
First Crowdstrike puts a spiked pole up my ass. Now Digicert.

I am going to quit technology. Yall suck 		Tuesday, July 30, 2024 5:57:06 PMTwitter Web App
@Mikhru It's all hearsay right now. No official word on this extension. I still don't think they have been revoked
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Tuesday, July 30, 2024 5:32:51 PMTwitter Web App
Bunch of cunts over at Digicert with this certificate revocation bullshit. So they make me scramble to reissue all these certs and now they're extending the expiration 4 days? Tuesday, July 30, 2024 4:35:25 PMTwitter Web App
@github What happened to the autocomplete search box when searching gists?
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Tuesday, July 30, 2024 1:34:45 AMTwitter Web App
I've forgotten how fucking slow and shitty the @Azure portal is. Friday, July 26, 2024 2:20:27 AMTwitter Web App
Cancel the stock market tomorrow. Nothing fucking works and it's going to be a disaster.

So this is where the recession begins... 		Friday, July 19, 2024 4:52:57 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @A1Policy Frankie Boy! Your loaded Supreme Court makes him immune from prosecution for executive actions. That senile corpse can do whatever he wants and get away with it, buddy!
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Wednesday, July 17, 2024 10:24:59 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Isn't your term up yet?
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Wednesday, July 17, 2024 10:12:36 AMTwitter Web App
I swear to Christ, if this turns into another pandemic, I give up already. Where's the comet strike? Put us all out of our misery

https://t.co/LIRF3FNTxU 		Wednesday, July 03, 2024 2:46:55 PMTwitter Web App
@TractorSupply I disagree with this, but they have the right to run their company how they want. Props to them for listening to their customer base
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Thursday, June 27, 2024 10:51:09 PMTwitter Web App
Trump and Biden fighting over golf right now is laugh out loud funny and America is SO fucked, it's not even funny Thursday, June 27, 2024 10:25:45 PMTwitter Web App
@shenetworks Yeah in the year of our lord 2024, why does FTP even still exist
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Thursday, June 27, 2024 10:24:40 PMTwitter Web App
Welp covid killed my taste so I guess it's a great time to do mushrooms Thursday, June 27, 2024 3:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer What happened? Destroyed by Gemma?
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Wednesday, June 26, 2024 3:07:13 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine First Energy, Michael. First Energy.
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Wednesday, June 26, 2024 3:06:19 PMTwitter Web App
If it weren't for the high likelihood of destroying the environment, women's rights, LGBTQ rights, possibly starting WWIII and taking the country backwards 200 years, I say we elect this lunatic just for the absurd amount of content and memes that will be generated. https://t.co/zIQKSZo7dl Wednesday, June 26, 2024 2:58:24 PMTwitter Web App
Lenovo T14 Gen 3 battery life is complete ass. You're lucky to get 45 minutes. Only 107 cycles too https://t.co/qqesMcibPZ Wednesday, June 26, 2024 10:32:08 AMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine Sooo how about FirstEnergy, Michael?
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Monday, June 24, 2024 11:27:20 PMTwitter Web App
I am watching Hulu rn and took a look at AdGuard and..

May I ask what the actual fuck Netflix is connecting to in the background? https://t.co/Z7IQqi1JTb 		Wednesday, June 19, 2024 11:27:08 PMTwitter Web App
🎵🎵Should have been dead on a Sunday morning, banging my head
No time for mourning
Ain't got no time🎵🎵

Y'all. Everyone laughs and makes fun of Creed, but you know you all secretly like it just a lil but. 		Tuesday, June 18, 2024 11:03:42 AMTwitter Web App
@dotnet @microsoft Any reason there is no .NET8 Arm64 based Fedora build?

I have a use case for PowerShell Core on Fedora based Amazon Linux 2023. I want to use the ARM64 graviton processors instead of x64 and not having .NET support is a blocker for me
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Tuesday, June 18, 2024 2:24:48 AMTwitter Web App
Never mind, everything is working fine. I added both my keys and all is well in the word
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 4:06:30 PMTwitter Web App
Actually, it's a bug... Spaces are allowed. It worked when I removed the number 5... Which believe it or not, is an alphanumeric character
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Monday, June 17, 2024 3:52:22 PMTwitter Web App
It's also dumb to associate security keys to debit cards rather than having them be account-wide. What if I wanted a backup key?
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Monday, June 17, 2024 3:47:07 PMTwitter Web App
@BankofAmerica Can you tell your app product people and dev people this is a dumb limitation? Why can't we have a number in our Security key name. I literally have a Yubikey 5C https://t.co/0Wam5Z6LUL
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Monday, June 17, 2024 3:44:13 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer It's also Africa hot outside. They should consider it when it's cooler
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Monday, June 17, 2024 2:16:23 PMTwitter Web App
@Megatron_ron Source? Is this real news?
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Monday, June 17, 2024 1:41:33 PMTwitter Web App
@Markfry809 The only good way to handle this situation is to put the man foot first through a wood chipper
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Monday, June 17, 2024 11:57:52 AMTwitter Web App
Not even noon yet and the weather out there can blow me https://t.co/Qc72LMdS7d Monday, June 17, 2024 11:50:38 AMTwitter Web App