Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit



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She was talking about sluts on the mattress and then she got soft and changed it to moths and flames
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, September 13, 2024 3:29:07 PMTwitter for Android
The far right hates the current Pope and calls him a Marxist. May I remind them there were much crazier popes?

Rodrigo Borgia banged tons of sluts and had many of his critics 'eliminated' (which is actually pretty baller). So they should relax a little.

https://t.co/5dFm7l7F24 		Wednesday, December 13, 2023 7:29:13 PMTwitter for Android
I mean, if you're gonna be a shitty, sinning pope, at least be like Rodrigo Borgia and bang tons of sluts. Don't be a Nazi. Don't protect child abusers. Sluts. Bang sluts instead.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 11:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
Onion hot dog girl is such a sluttttt https://t.co/1sC1IT9pQw Friday, August 04, 2017 5:52:30 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy's going to the slutty bar later Friday, November 18, 2016 9:02:01 PMTwitter for Android
The Sugardale onion hot dog mascot's a sluttttface Sunday, October 30, 2016 7:54:46 PMTwitter for Android
This Asian slut is all about Young Mark's chest hair. #jussayin Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:45:22 PMTwitter for Android
This SantaCon is going to be awesome on the grounds that it's like 65, so there will be tons of slut Santas and slut elves on the loose. Saturday, December 12, 2015 1:44:28 PMTwitter for Android
You are on the train home to hubby SEXTING your boo slut Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:05:10 PMTwitter for Android
These sluts remind me of my cousin Saturday, March 15, 2014 3:59:56 PMTwitter for Android
Trying to play the slots ya fuckin homewrecker. #PokemonSilver #SlutLiz hitting me up all noche http://t.co/jEC5gSZ9jQ Saturday, January 04, 2014 1:47:36 AMTwitter for Android
Liz you slut. Stop calling me for the D.... http://t.co/RuhZxdWUHf Friday, January 03, 2014 8:36:00 PMTwitter for Android
I can spot a bad bitch from a mile away. My slutdar is top notch. Thursday, December 26, 2013 1:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: Its supposed to be 93 degrees tomorrow. Fuck that shit. I'm done with summer weather. Mother nature you fickle slut Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:31:00 PMTwitter for Android
Our waiter is 100% banging sluts in the bathroom. Saturday, August 03, 2013 4:21:32 PMTwitter for Android
I'm puzzled as to why the Catholic Church decided to hold World Youth Day in Rio. Isn't the point of Rio to tap wild assed Brazilian sluts? Monday, July 29, 2013 11:46:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Dave Robertson, you twitter slut. Unfollowing! Thursday, July 11, 2013 5:26:52 PMTwitter for Android
Xtina: "You God damned slack jawed junk slut" Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:06:00 PMTwitter for Android
Jim Dolan's in his suite licking lollipops and slut vajay Friday, April 26, 2013 10:44:38 PMTwitter for Android
Sluts are always interested in taken dudes. It's how life goes. Friday, March 08, 2013 2:54:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously though. If I were HBO, I'd make sure Girls would revolve around Marnie because she is hot and Hanna is a nasty slut Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:58:24 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta pee, sluts Tuesday, January 22, 2013 7:49:24 PMTwitter for Android
Just sexted @colithika: "Throw mother fuckin back. Pussy hot sluts bang bang skeet skeet" Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:37:21 AMTwitter for Android
This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:03:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo. I'm so passed. Me and @BadPointer asked some sluts who looked older. One said him. Other said MW. Tiebreaker girl said HIM by 2years. Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:10 PMTwitter for Android
Roxy from the RackSpace support line sounds like a little slut. She probably loves the dirty dirty. Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
Yet another night of my life stolen from me. Thanks Booker. You fucking sluttface. Pay me more. Tuesday, October 09, 2012 11:51:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew sluttface
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Saturday, August 04, 2012 1:48:08 PMTwitter Web Client
So what's Timone and Pumba's deal? Are they gays? They need some slut warthogs. Monday, May 28, 2012 2:46:39 AMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams sinking cups. Banging sluts
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:41:25 PMTwitter for Android
sluttface Tuesday, May 15, 2012 12:03:27 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd blow me slut
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Friday, May 04, 2012 10:11:47 PMTwitter for Android
Lass is a sluttface http://t.co/Y5WbW7R Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:44:54 AMTwitter Web Client
this cop needs to bone this slut Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:28:27 AMtxt
this young cop/slut convo is fucking hysterical.... Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:26:33 AMtxt
firt with that slut you dirty, dirty copper Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:22:10 AMtxt
Yes, I just called a dude slutface. If you're judging, suck it. Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:47:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Sluttttface. You don't get an extra hour because AZ is like F that side. Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:47:11 AMTwitter Web Client
The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Typical Sluts... http://t.co/7MNMIIj Tuesday, September 20, 2011 10:07:32 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Threatened by a red headed sluttface not to post her video because her parents are lawyers. So expect it on my blog soon once I undelete it Friday, August 12, 2011 2:42:58 AMTwitter for Android
There wasn't one ugly slut that got off this train at Fordham. Why didn't I go there? Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:40:06 AMTwitter for Android
Anyone else watchin the game catch that red headed slut behind the plate jerking the rally monkey off? Sunday, June 05, 2011 5:32:01 PMTwitter for Android
Bronxville sluts.... hot Saturday, April 16, 2011 1:53:04 AMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna pound beers, get shitty, go to the dizzy dolphin and find sluts Saturday, April 09, 2011 11:46:45 PMTwitter for Android
Why is a slut by herself at the bar right now. That's not allowed. Friday, April 08, 2011 10:52:37 PMTwitter for Android
This slut chelsea on dancing with the stars doesn't even have to dance. Full marks for the outfit. Monday, April 04, 2011 8:23:25 PMTwitter for Android
Aww poor duke cheerleeder all sad after her team lost. So hot. I'll cheer you up slut. Friday, March 25, 2011 12:01:30 AMTwitter for Android
Mother fucking cock sucking slutbreath Wednesday, March 23, 2011 9:06:45 PMTwitter for Android
I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her. Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
How wet are all those sluts standing behind bieber right now? Sunday, February 13, 2011 9:07:47 PMTwitter for Android
Is this serious? There's like... a slut jerking off the train conductor in the conductor booth right now... I just awk'd them out... Friday, February 11, 2011 1:20:15 AMTwitter for Android
Sluts.... Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:26:06 PMTwitter for Android
Bacardi owns towson right now. They have sluts with free samples, tshirts and huge asses in every bar Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:57:11 AMTwitter for Android
I'd be all for this rainbow brite type slut if she wasn't not my type. Friday, January 14, 2011 12:51:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika mayor of what, you foursquare slut?
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, January 10, 2011 1:16:08 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all about this red headed slut bar tendress with the tramp stamp heart, wings and angel halo. Fuckin a. Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:48:46 AMTwitter for Android
Im a fan of the slutty santa bartender costumes Saturday, December 18, 2010 9:47:18 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid fuckin slut... Sunday, December 12, 2010 7:40:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Read headed sluts in honor of read headed sluts.... and a blonde bartender Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
Omg so many slutsss on this train. Id get with like 20 of em Saturday, November 20, 2010 12:30:50 AMTwitter for Android
Needs more sluts Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
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Didn't expect that firm of an ass from a whory ass slut Friday, November 05, 2010 10:33:56 PMTwitter for Android
Whatever slut just got kicked off w/e gay ass dancing show my moms watchin on ABC is a fuckin smoke Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
I am so jealous of these fordham sluts right now getting off the train and going back to their dorms. Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:13:22 AMTwitter for Android
Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Now that the nancies are sleeping how many of you sluts wanna chill. Yeah you do Friday, April 23, 2010 12:53:18 AMtwidroid
Not only is my slutt on campus, I can't even keep a fuckin ho with me at the beach. I'm a total failure someone kill me Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:51:36 AMtwidroid
buncha fuckin sluts here http://issuu.com/fairfieldmirror/docs/20100303/12 Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:56:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Is this fuckin serious? Some hammered slut fuck instantly became obsessed with some dude that just plopped down next to her on the train. Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:05:32 PMtxt

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