Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit



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This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PMBlueSky
@Windol4Jesus @MalcangiSarah There's like 900 versions of the Bible. Some decided to include homosexuality in that passage others did not. Which one is right if some human ended up doing the translations? Maybe slipped in some personal opinions while at it?
In reply to @HawRiverCollect's tweet
Wednesday, February 28, 2024 7:08:02 AMTwitter for Android
What good is Google Messages on device Gemini AI model if it refuses to rewrite my sexts? https://t.co/pZHnEM2Q1a Wednesday, January 24, 2024 9:51:42 PMTwitter for Android
@UdaBaker @ohiogop You cannot call yourself pro choice and vote no. Ohio's extreme restrictions will stand if this does not pass.

And no one is taking parents rights away. If your kid secretly gets a sex change, that's on the parent for not building trust and communication.
In reply to @UdaBaker's tweet
Monday, October 23, 2023 10:48:48 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy... No one is sexualizing first graders. What the hell planet do you live on, sicko?
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Monday, October 02, 2023 4:02:23 PMTwitter Web App
@jackwindsor @ZaxxonGalaxian @MGonidakis @ohiolife This is not what is going to happen. This is not what this amendment was about.

Absolutely no one thinks it's a good idea to abort a fetus after it's viable, even lefties. No school administrator is encouraging kids to get sex changes in secret.

This is all MAGA rhetoric
In reply to @jackwindsor's tweet
Thursday, August 10, 2023 9:55:54 AMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
DeSantis must take it straight in the ass and hate himself for it because I fail to see what the big fuss is watching a couple drag queens dancing around at brunch. No one is sexualizing children. If their parents are okay taking them who gives a shit.

https://t.co/7vdRd0C5zq 		Saturday, July 30, 2022 4:10:01 AMTwitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell This bill is sexist. If you're going to introduce this nonsense, why wouldn't you ban trans females to:males from men's sports too?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why Excel 2019 has references to Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape Navigator. It's 2018. Are we just recycling the same code from the office 95 days? Are you SERIOUS @msexcel https://t.co/wYsObPgjwR Friday, November 16, 2018 7:18:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Dollar pizza in NYC is sexxxxx Thursday, May 17, 2018 11:50:12 PMTwitter for Android
I'm watching "Sex Sent me to the ER" because it's free on Prime and

1) It's as bad as I thought
2) I need to reevaluate my life 		Monday, April 23, 2018 6:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
I cracked my back like a hundred times and it's sexxxxxxxx Friday, September 01, 2017 2:22:12 AMTwitter for Android
@jerrythornton1 #sexscandalteacher Catholic School teacher! https://t.co/eizoLFQ2gx https://t.co/ldRihLpAVZ Saturday, April 01, 2017 4:37:10 PMTwitter Web Client
These brussel sprouts taste just as good as sex when you're high Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:36:15 PMTwitter for Android
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
This bathroom smells like sex and vomit Wednesday, May 04, 2016 11:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck uTorrent and their spyware ways... Use qBittorrent. "uTorrent Has Banned ‘Sexy’ NSFW Ads This Year, And More" https://t.co/gkywT7ehPg Sunday, December 27, 2015 3:53:39 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ ISIS, I can assure you Allah doesn't want you going around raping people and having sex slaves http://t.co/WM3Bq6IuCv Monday, October 12, 2015 1:03:27 AMTwitter for Android
"I'm saying this with a girl present so it's not sexist" - Edgar Friday, August 21, 2015 4:46:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well Tuesday, June 09, 2015 11:25:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew @KFCBarstool Big Sexy's RBI double was everything I wanted and more
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, May 31, 2015 4:18:53 PMTwitter for Android
I am SO pumped to see Big Sexy 'Tolo over at CitiField later. Guy is a character. Sunday, May 31, 2015 11:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
This Mexican bus boy with the"Sexico" shirt is straight up killing it tonight Friday, May 15, 2015 8:26:16 PMTwitter for Android
You are on the train home to hubby SEXTING your boo slut Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:05:10 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone's having sex tonight Wednesday, April 29, 2015 10:19:18 PMTwitter for Android
GF just burped beer in my face. Sexy. Friday, December 12, 2014 10:32:24 PMTwitter for Android
If @jerrythornton1's leaving Barstool, who's gonna do the sex scandal teacher blogs? Friday, November 14, 2014 5:11:41 PMTwitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool TOLOOOOOOOOO!!!! How's big sexy treating ya tonight Clancy? http://t.co/T2JZdarWlD Sunday, August 03, 2014 3:58:41 PMTwitter for Android
Just belted Sex and Candy. Neighbors may not be pleased Sunday, May 11, 2014 1:16:09 AMTwitter for Android
So if I ever say "woman make me a sandwich" its not because I'm a sexistnpig. Its because I'm an inferior chef and you'd make it better Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:42:34 PMTwitter for Android
How am I supposed to carry on with my GSexting if Gchat is down? Monday, March 17, 2014 1:15:59 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG this is the sex. Gonna flash custom firmware on this bitch https://t.co/ghSBMhixra Thursday, February 27, 2014 12:54:20 AMTwitter Web Client
If I get drunk enough. I'm sexting Daniel Jeans Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:57:31 PMTwitter for Android
There's a 100% chance this Russian is not naïve. No one can accidentally be that overtly sexual. Its not the language barrier. Monday, February 10, 2014 11:13:03 PMTwitter for Android
@smstemp taught my grandma about her phone once. Had to explain to her what a sext was after she got some random pic messages #awkward
In reply to @smstemp's tweet
Wednesday, December 18, 2013 8:46:43 PMTwitter for Android
My lock screen tho #sex #boobies http://t.co/1kGtyoXZ0S Wednesday, November 27, 2013 5:51:06 PMTwitter for Android
For sure not RT @uberfacts Cuddling with a teddy bear releases the same amount of endorphins as having sex - Putting you in a good mood. Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:08:52 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: Hannah McKay is so sexy I'd 100% risk her poisoning me to death just for a chance to hit it #Dexter Tuesday, September 03, 2013 11:23:45 PMTwitter for Android
PS I'm at a bar with no signal but sexts go through, so I'm tweeting via text message again Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:01:28 PMtxt
Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik Thursday, August 29, 2013 6:09:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Spoiler alert: 95% of this week's Dexter was sexual tension and him banging Hannah. 5% were actual plot events Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:53:59 PMTwitter for Android
my phone just autocorrected sexter to Dexter Monday, July 29, 2013 11:02:01 AMTwitter Web Client
I accidentally pasted one of my tweets into a config file. It was about sexting. oops Friday, July 19, 2013 3:16:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm listening to Glycerine (Acoustic) (Live) by Bush on Pandora #WINNING #EARSEX http://t.co/iYDYbDUgN9
#pandora 		Tuesday, June 11, 2013 1:53:39 PMPandora
OH MY GOD. VINE IS NOW ON ANDROID. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PLAY STORE YET? I have sexytime animations to create Monday, June 03, 2013 9:58:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Bring the sexy back" Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
the Gmail is down? How am I supposed to continue my gsexting Wednesday, April 17, 2013 9:02:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Bitch you have the entire train. Back off standing next to me so closely. Or I'll pee on you. Not in a sexual way. Monday, April 01, 2013 6:47:39 PMTwitter for Android
1) Not sure how I was with it enough to make it all the way "upstate" last night 2) I sexted @Colithika the craziest shit Sunday, March 31, 2013 8:31:36 AMTwitter for Android
If you wouldn't bang Halle Berry, you are asexual Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:04:49 PMTwitter for Android
I'm homosexual for 90s rock. Like even songs I don't recognize sound amazeballs Friday, February 15, 2013 10:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone wanna have blizzard sex? Friday, February 08, 2013 2:58:21 PMTwitter for Android
@mollycsouthern looks like sex on a stick tonight -@MalJNew Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:20:55 AMTwitter for Android
Just sexted @colithika: "Throw mother fuckin back. Pussy hot sluts bang bang skeet skeet" Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:37:21 AMTwitter for Android
Moreeeeee sexy Dave on drums. #wahh Thursday, December 13, 2012 1:05:25 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Lennon I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT GCHAT/GSEXTING CONVERSATIONS TO FINISH. Monday, December 10, 2012 12:18:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Marco's Nexus 4 is so sexy. It kinda looks like a Galaxy Nexus, but thinner and faster. And my OS is the same version as that, so whatever. Friday, December 07, 2012 9:51:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika @Waspito cum to us in January, sexual.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, November 30, 2012 11:18:07 PMTwitter for Android
This is after they dumped beer on my sexy assed jeans Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:34:47 AMTwitter for Android
My legs are sexy as fuck in these Diesels Saturday, November 10, 2012 3:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: i am a sexy fucker Monday, October 15, 2012 7:51:49 AMTwitter for Android
And my previous tweet was an actual sext I sent earlier.... Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:31:22 PMTwitter for Android
Malori just stole my phone and sexted Niraj Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:11:46 PMTwitter for Android
Try everything once except gay sex or heroin Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:31:42 PMTwitter for Android
I just reread all of my sexts with @Colithika for the past two weels and the convo is just the craziest. Made me so happy. Friday, August 03, 2012 12:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Elise. You took a scandalous pic of me tonight. If you dont sext me that so I can whack it to me later, we are no longer friends Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:44:20 PMTwitter for Android
Sext me my own hot pic boo so I can go to bed to me tonight Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:41:58 PMTwitter for Android
Just got yelled at by a granny at Yankee stadium by talking about sex, blowjobs, Tracey solanas and beer... in front of 6yr olds. Monday, June 25, 2012 9:05:34 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika hey sexy. Talk dirty to me
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, June 18, 2012 1:41:59 AMTwitter for Android
new sales... absolutely dripping sex today Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:33:29 AMTwitter Web Client
The Galaxy S III looks sexy, but Samsung doesn't get it. Touchwiz sucks and they still used a halfassed camera and pentile display Friday, May 04, 2012 1:16:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Wait a minute...there's no such thing as bisexual sexually frustrated twins...m Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:14:58 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked! Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:40:12 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DrPeterThraft: Re women. All women are bisexual due to the fact the female design is irresistibly beautiful - Dr Peter Thraft Friday, January 06, 2012 1:07:09 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Sony do it without looking in his eyes though or else it's seven yrs of bad sex :-) Friday, December 30, 2011 2:16:08 AMTwitter for Android
txt from @MalJNew: "you're going to have sex with the phone, I just know it" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wednesday, December 14, 2011 7:00:57 PMTwitter Web Client
sweaters are bisexual... Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:31:08 AMtxt
New blog post: The T-Mobile Girl Can Sext Me Any Day! http://bit.ly/rfCOxx Saturday, October 22, 2011 6:41:00 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Someone just sexted my grandma. This is hysterical. Saturday, October 08, 2011 6:42:45 PMTwitter for Android
Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:58:36 PMTwitter for Android
Totally heterosexual that two guys are in a car right now listening/ singing along to to "joe - I wanna know" - @SonicBlur23 Friday, August 26, 2011 10:07:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolNewYork: Who's havin hurricane sex this weekend? Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:21:25 PMTwitter Web Client
OH. MY. GOD. dripping sex Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:14:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that I just unlocked the Bisexual sticker on GetGlue. Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:17:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Sex Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:09:00 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'm the worst at sexing back? If you don't suck it ill titty fuck you so hard.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:20:00 AMTwitter for Android
That is a sext and a half Saturday, July 02, 2011 12:15:47 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at Villa Barone (3289 westchester avenue, Bronx) http://4sq.com/lTvSeX Sunday, May 22, 2011 2:29:59 PMfoursquare
I'm at Verlaine (110 Rivington St, btw Ludlow & Essex, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/fV1yTg Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:43:37 PMfoursquare
RT @jason_hazel How much of it is gay sex? RT @OMGFactsSex iPhone users have roughly TWICE as much sex as Android users. Friday, October 22, 2010 6:33:29 PMTwitter Web Client
A hypocrite is someone who complains about the amount of sex and violence on their VCR Friday, September 04, 2009 9:44:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yes, we are in a basement with 4 dudes blasting nsync. This is completely heterosexual. Wednesday, August 19, 2009 9:08:12 PMtxt
@Colithika Sexy airbag
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Wednesday, April 01, 2009 11:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client

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