95 results for motherfucker
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Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. 😞 [[ Image ]] Wednesday, April 01, 2026 5:43:49 PMBlueSky
I fuck off all day at work and then it's 4:30AM and I'm writing typescript tests like a motherfucker Wednesday, October 30, 2024 4:30:48 AMTwitter Web App
This motherfucker Trump making crypto go up to the moon over here.... Tuesday, October 29, 2024 12:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
@RyanWaltersSupt You're a dumb motherfucker, Ryan,
you know that?
In reply to @RyanWaltersSupt's tweet
Thursday, June 27, 2024 7:47:44 PMTwitter for Android
Bahahahhahahah what a dumb motherfucker. All this guy had to do was shut the fuck up and stay out of the spotlight and he'd be remembered as America's mayor, leading NYC through 9/11.

But he decided to s Trump's D and will be broke forevermore

https://t.co/eudYgNUt8a 		Friday, December 15, 2023 9:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
How about this cocky motherfucker over here. Top banner front and center. "Look at me. I'm Elon and I'm speaking right now. Look how important I am"

I don't need to listen to his nonsense convos with that jagoff Alex Jones, thx. https://t.co/Ur5fKmhWi1 		Sunday, December 10, 2023 2:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
This smelly motherfucker is stinking up the whole dance studio. Trying to work from here FFS. Gonna start bringing my N95 again Friday, October 13, 2023 4:34:54 PMTwitter Web App
Get a load of this creepy ass motherfucker. A disgrace to society. Looks absolutely miserable. Choke on a bag of dicks, Clarence https://t.co/wwlZbNSVfr Wednesday, July 20, 2022 11:42:35 PMTwitter for Android
You turtle necked motherfucker you. You're a shit stain https://t.co/6pFttju88F
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Friday, June 24, 2022 1:39:35 PMTwitter Web App
What's a nice way to say a dev is a dumb motherfucker and his PR is trash for hard coding a password into our git repo in plain text, and not taking into account multiple environments Thursday, June 23, 2022 5:38:05 AMTwitter for Android
The grocery store can be fucking empty, but wherever I need to go and whatever I need to get, there's always a motherfucker in my way Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:34:28 PMTwitter for Android
Stop coughing in the store, you maskless motherfucker Saturday, December 04, 2021 10:34:36 AMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good.
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AMTwitter Web App
I swear flies understand when you're trying to kill them and then become more elusive. IDK if I scared it or it's just me being way overly aggressive, but the minute I came into my office with my salt gun and said "I'm gonna kill this fuckin motherfucker" it vanished. Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:11:27 AMTwitter Web App
BAHHAHAHAHAHA. @Steve_Chucri You dummy! You got recorded secretly because you talked shit about Republicans who opposed a 2020 election review? Had to resign in scandal? Good, motherfucker. We don't need your kind in politics. You think Trump won? Idiot.

https://t.co/hlepwm8S6Z 		Wednesday, September 22, 2021 8:16:44 PMTwitter for Android
Incoming rant. How in the actual fuck do you pause delivering babies? "Sorry, gotta stay inside, motherfucker. Ain't no one wants to deliver you because hick ass pieces of shit would rather just quit than to get a vaccine to end this cocksucking pandemic" https://t.co/BZfiQxW0p9 Monday, September 13, 2021 12:39:58 AMTwitter for Android
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No, I disagree. If you're a dumb motherfucker, you should take all the horse deworming medicine you want for covid. Killy yourselves! Eliminate yourselves from society the gene pool. We don't need you here 		Tuesday, August 31, 2021 1:27:54 AMTwitter Web App
Derek Chauvin is a piece of shit motherfucker Thursday, April 01, 2021 11:24:51 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PMTwitter Web App
I just saw a hearse with a license plate "XPIRED" and it really made me chuckle because I'm a dark motherfucker and 2020/1 is synonymous with death Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:40:30 AMTwitter for Android
It's completely fine that Trump's defense attornies left him.

Only like 5 GOP peeps actually turned on him. Everyone else is a weak, brainwashed moron, supporting their cult leader.

Motherfucker is gonna get away with everything 		Sunday, January 31, 2021 8:17:06 AMTwitter for Android
Engineer that left us because he had enough of our horseshit project, did so much shit half assed and now I have to clean it all up and that motherfucker is sightseeing the world at the moment and can fuck right off Thursday, January 21, 2021 10:48:01 AMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump Who would actually listen to 10 minutes of this lying, conniving, bumbling motherfucker? You lost fuckhead. You're a lame duck. Go play golf and shut you ignorant mouth.

Literally doing nothing would be better than anything. Fucking go away. You're a national travesty
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, December 23, 2020 8:39:39 AMTwitter for Android
Good, motherfucker. Good. @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/726Ovja2go 		Thursday, December 03, 2020 7:36:18 AMTwitter for Android
Despite all the withholdings, I still had to pay thousands of dollars to the corrupt government in taxes the past few years and this motherfucker didn't pay anything. What a piece of shit.

https://t.co/dr2afrhtGN 		Monday, September 28, 2020 9:19:32 AMTwitter for Android
Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad.

If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick 		Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AMTwitter Web App
@GovKemp You're an asshole, hick, science denying, Trump sucking motherfucker
In reply to @GovKemp's tweet
Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:49:21 PMTwitter for Android
Someone ban this dumb motherfucker from science. Someone ban him from everything

https://t.co/iOgOB4zWV4 		Monday, April 06, 2020 7:01:36 AMTwitter Web App
Bullshit. This pipsqueak motherfucker can't be more than 5' 1" https://t.co/Uh5bwNO964 Saturday, October 05, 2019 8:04:25 PMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this hick assed motherfucker. This is a professor at an institution if higher learning? GET LAWST. What an ignoramus. Should have let the south secede... https://t.co/pRCHgh0uyI Sunday, February 03, 2019 12:41:22 PMTwitter for Android
When I find the motherfucker who stole my gas tank cap, I'm going to be plugging their asshole shut with it Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:47:17 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump, will you stop being a dumb motherfucker about foreign trade wars. You're making my stock crash you dipshit Saturday, March 24, 2018 12:21:52 AMTwitter for Android
Dumb motherfucker https://t.co/crI1Lz3ZK7 Monday, January 22, 2018 8:02:38 PMTwitter for Android
I kind of quit this twitter account, but I just wanted to point out this goofy, gopher-assed looking motherfucker. Die in a bus fire. https://t.co/PAjqu42g10 Monday, November 27, 2017 2:08:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty plausible prediction from July 2016... The dumb motherfucker https://t.co/OerUsPZZOn Wednesday, August 16, 2017 10:03:17 AMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit immune system. I should not be on my second cough and cold in two months. Weak motherfucker. Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:10:59 PMTwitter for Android
This smelly motherfucker thinks I'm a greenhorn and is going down all the busiest streets when there's faster ways. Fucking hate cabbies Thursday, December 15, 2016 12:01:26 AMTwitter for Android
Ahhh motherfucker. Just went on call for work. Guess I'll be up all week with our stability recently. Thursday, September 01, 2016 12:08:28 AMTwitter Web Client
AMFYOYO: Adios motherfucker, you're on your own Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:10:26 AMTwitter for Android
Some motherfucker smells like mildew and B.O. #thefuckingsubway Monday, April 18, 2016 6:16:39 AMTwitter for Android
This meandering motherfucker needs to pick a lane to walk in and get out of my way. Monday, November 30, 2015 7:15:49 PMTwitter for Android
False alerts waking me up all night and the primary motherfucker keeps missing them. #cunts #fucksysops Saturday, October 10, 2015 5:15:54 AMTwitter for Android
Motherfucker's gonna cook some meth http://t.co/Tyd66VWuUK Sunday, September 06, 2015 10:32:07 AMTwitter for Android
This motherfucker's throwing 102 Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:24:43 PMTwitter for Android
This Kim Jung Un looking motherfucker should walk faster and get out of my way on the sidewalk Tuesday, June 30, 2015 12:55:03 PMTwitter for Android
Dumb motherfucker's been here 7 years and doesn't know how to reset her password on the system she's SELLING to people. I GIVE UP Wednesday, June 03, 2015 4:01:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I am not a fan of this David Justice looking (possible wife beating) motherfucker at this party who gave me sass. Friday, May 08, 2015 12:13:01 AMTwitter for Android
And why do I have a cold. Sniffly motherfucker with a weak assed immune system. Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:15:57 AMTwitter for Android
Eat a dick gramps you suit motherfucker. I finished your task before you even asked for it because I know what's up and you're an idiot Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:31:16 PMTwitter Web Client
You stinky motherfucker you Monday, January 12, 2015 2:59:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Cocksucker motherfucker http://t.co/dd9Rg4h00V Wednesday, October 01, 2014 1:31:07 PMTwitter for Android
This motherfucker is on call if the system shits the bed and will be going to bikini bar next. Wednesday, April 30, 2014 8:51:34 PMTwitter for Android
Four days into the season, texiera pulled his vagina muscle. Again. I called it. Weak motherfucker Saturday, April 05, 2014 7:23:35 AMTwitter for Android
Never did coke. Never will. I'm already a hyper crazy motherfucker. Don't need any more pep. Need to CHILL Wednesday, April 02, 2014 10:27:21 PMTwitter for Android
For real. Whoever farted in here, it wasn't me. I know I'm a flatulent motherfucker, but it wasn't me. Ya heard?! Saturday, March 15, 2014 12:15:46 AMTwitter for Android
This cocksucker motherfucker wants to mentor me? He can surely eat a bag of dicks. I wouldn't be like him if you paid me millions. Thursday, March 06, 2014 8:20:37 PMTwitter for Android
If you fall onto the train tracks, you're a dumb motherfucker... Nuff said. Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:50:40 PMTwitter for Android
It's bullshit that our snowstorm turned to rain. It's like 28 degrees.. Gonna be icy as a motherfucker out there... Sunday, December 15, 2013 2:16:54 AMTwitter for Android
What's the over/under this rat motherfucker is wearing a wire? I'd say 75% chance Friday, October 04, 2013 8:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
@badpointer I'll fuckin tweet right now motherfucker Thursday, July 18, 2013 9:18:53 PMTwitter for Android
You're not ruining my night you jealous assed motherfucker eat my dick Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:51:06 PMTwitter for Android
“Dude remember that time you fucked like 40 strippers and your wife still said you were an amazing husband? You motherfucker.” @KFCBarstool Wednesday, July 17, 2013 3:11:22 PMBuffer
Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful. Friday, May 03, 2013 9:59:47 PMTwitter for Android
Tell that motherfucker he sucks, then take your dick out. Thursday, March 28, 2013 8:25:39 PMTwitter for Android
This is a real frumpy motherfucker behind me. Accidentally stepped on her foot and she flipped out. eatadick.info Thursday, March 28, 2013 7:50:57 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna get drunk and tweet like a motherfucker tonight Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:05:00 PMTwitter for Android
Who's this motherfucker with this loud assed car driving up and down my block a million and one times? Bro. get a muffler. Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:37:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Fat fuck.. Why'd I go to fuckin McDonalds. drunk motherfucker Friday, December 28, 2012 2:07:22 AMTwitter for Android
I'm the cockiest motherfucker going but I mean hey.... when your that hot. God damn right. Friday, November 16, 2012 8:57:36 PMTwitter for Android
"i asking if we are allow to create an admin account" ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT? How do we hire these fucking people Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:33:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Russell Martin... Your sisters moustache... striking out .100 hitting motherfucker Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:02:38 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin ARod you useless motherfucker Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:01:15 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Fridayernes! Motherfucker Friday, October 12, 2012 9:34:18 AMTwitter Web Client
This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
What a dumb motherfucker; http://t.co/LzZL5gR Monday, October 08, 2012 10:52:59 PMTwitter Web Client
You know your day is going to be amazing when a big obnoxious black gentleman tells you to move your fucking bag motherfucker on the subway Friday, September 28, 2012 9:20:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Lol. This rat cunt motherfucker showed up Wednesday, September 26, 2012 9:08:32 PMTwitter for Android
Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season. Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PMTwitter for Android
Motherfucker. My twitter app is affected by GoDaddy's DNS outage. I knew I should have switched registrars. Monday, September 10, 2012 3:57:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah Arod you useless motherfucker. Enjoyyyyy Friday, September 07, 2012 8:28:39 PMTwitter for Android
This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin sickly motherfucker. My sore throat from last week is back. Monday, August 27, 2012 9:56:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't know why this fuckin garlic smelly motherfucker has to come sit up my ass in a two seater when there's an empty seat across from me Friday, August 10, 2012 8:05:15 AMTwitter for Android
Figured out the secret to tricking people out of thinking you're drunk. Onions. They mask alcohol like a motherfucker. But you smell anyway Friday, June 08, 2012 12:13:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, I learned tonight that no motherfucker is real. Everyone is full of shit. So why even bother Friday, May 25, 2012 1:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
This dumb motherfucker... Monday, May 14, 2012 12:24:40 PMTwitter Web Client
"Yo you gotta kill that belly on you motherfucker" Saturday, May 05, 2012 11:09:31 PMTwitter for Android
You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now! Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:54:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Temple Run crashes like a motherfucker on the galaxy nexus. tsk tsk tsk. this le sucks Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:28:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't have time to interview this motherfucker Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:27:52 PMTwitter Web Client
That sly motherfucker. GET. IT. BUDDY. And that just happened. bada bada bada Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:47:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Alcohol withdrawal a month after I stopped drinking? That normal? And @waspito, Bob Sagat is the nastiest motherfucker I know. Hes awesome Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:07:51 AMTwitter Web Client
for the past 1.5 hrs i created and joined tables like a motherfucker. sql final, bitches. if i dont get 100, i'm gonna kill a kitten Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:00:34 PMtxt
@Colithika we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Wednesday, April 08, 2009 1:13:56 AMTwitter Web Client