3716 results for fuck
| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Engineer on my team asked our overnight team to approve a PR. Fuckin guy comments "looks good. approved" doesn't actually approve it, and then closes the PR with unmerged changes. My Brother in Christ, what is actually wrong with you? | Tuesday, November 25, 2025 1:13:45 AM | BlueSky |
| These laws are so fucking stupid and put undue burden on tech companies. This increases costs and complexity. Moron leadership in these stupid ass red states In reply to @safety.bsky.app's tweet | Sunday, September 28, 2025 9:08:03 PM | BlueSky |
| Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October. It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE Can it be winter already? | Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AM | BlueSky |
| "We learned that her owner no longer wanted her" Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] | Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PM | BlueSky |
| I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes | Tuesday, June 10, 2025 9:53:32 PM | BlueSky |
| Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? | Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PM | BlueSky |
| Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PM | BlueSky |
| You can go right ahead and cancel the Yankees' season before it even starts because they're paying $36 million and $32 million to Cole and Stanton and they both have mother fuckin season ending injuries. The weak pricks. | Monday, March 10, 2025 11:06:04 PM | BlueSky |
| Is tonight the night the government makes us fuck around with our clocks for no good reason? | Saturday, March 08, 2025 9:59:45 PM | BlueSky |
| You buy cheap, you get cheap. Our offshore engineers are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever worked with. They literally can't figure things out and come to me being like "hey we need to connect" with no details of errors or what they tried. | Friday, February 21, 2025 10:15:05 AM | BlueSky |
| Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] | Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PM | BlueSky |
| In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie" If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life. | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PM | BlueSky |
| @CalltoActivism Fuck around and find out. Guess she'll die. In reply to @CalltoActivism's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 9:55:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mattgaetz Fuckin creepy weirdo In reply to @mattgaetz's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 1:15:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards. In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AM | BlueSky |
| @JudgeHawkins @ohiogop @ChairmanAlex @OhioYRs @FranklinCoGOP @Meredith4OH Don't be a fucking dummy In reply to @JudgeHawkins's tweet | Thursday, November 07, 2024 11:19:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @OhioYRs You fuckers ever hear of First Energy and House Bill 6? | Wednesday, November 06, 2024 7:02:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I have to put up with this fuckin jagoff for four more years, at MINIMUM, I require: the stock market to post 500% gains per year for 4 years. Bitcoin better be 4 million per coin. None of my utility bills should be over $100 and I want to pay ZERO income tax. | Wednesday, November 06, 2024 6:31:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @KamalaHarris The @DNC fucked this one up, lady. You all covered up the dementia patient's decline instead of making him a one termer and having the people decide the dem candidate. You literally could not convince more than half the country you're better than him? Fucks the matter with you. In reply to @KamalaHarris's tweet | Wednesday, November 06, 2024 6:28:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose @realDonaldTrump I can't believe how fucking stupid half the motherfuckers are who live here In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, November 05, 2024 9:44:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin election. I've been at the brewery since 10:30 | Tuesday, November 05, 2024 11:33:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @jasonllevin Fuck that orange piece of shit - from Ohio https://t.co/cl294UV1zf In reply to @jasonllevin's tweet | Monday, November 04, 2024 5:03:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MartinShkreli Fuck yourself. You're vile In reply to @MartinShkreli's tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 9:05:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump This dude's OCD and autism is locked on this fucking squirrel. While I agree the govt should have left this dude alone, stop using it to promote the dumb maga base you idiot moron. | Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @robertdr00 @OHRSCC You're all dummies. A no vote keeps the current maps, which are absurdly unfair for citizen representation. The current maps were shot down 7 times in court and they were like "fuck em, we'll keep them anyways" In reply to @robertdr00's tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:23:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get rid of this fuckin guy. https://t.co/bdiWi95aLQ | Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:34:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Yankees Fuckin get rid of Cashman and Boone | Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:10:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh my GOD just lose already. I can't take this. Don't fuck with me. If you were up 5-0 and blew it at home, you're a bunch of assholes https://t.co/ymxuFISAQZ | Wednesday, October 30, 2024 11:10:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I fuck off all day at work and then it's 4:30AM and I'm writing typescript tests like a motherfucker | Wednesday, October 30, 2024 4:30:48 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This motherfucker Trump making crypto go up to the moon over here.... | Tuesday, October 29, 2024 12:53:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rojas needs to be fired immediately. George Steinbrenner is spinning in his fuckin grave right now. Guy would've fired Rojas immediately after this game. https://t.co/k7gBRJWU93 | Monday, October 28, 2024 9:54:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the fuck is wrong with Aaron Judge | Monday, October 28, 2024 8:36:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose @berniemoreno BAHAHAHHAHA. YOU HELD THIS AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE? Fuckin bunch of losers In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Sunday, October 27, 2024 8:27:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin Christ Almighty losing with two outs in the bottom of the 10th | Thursday, October 17, 2024 10:39:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't stop fuckin buying Anker GanPrime shit and then I complain about being broke. Fucking Prime | Wednesday, October 09, 2024 2:32:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Shit or get off the pot... It's time for Aaron to get a ring to accompany a career best year. Yankees also need to end this 15 year drought. Let's fuckin GOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/vGxWJVIRFa | Sunday, October 06, 2024 1:14:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ODOT_Columbus what the fuck is wrong with i71 North in Columbus right now | Friday, October 04, 2024 11:49:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @elonmusk How the fuck do you know, Elon? You down there counting? | Thursday, October 03, 2024 5:21:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened | Wednesday, October 02, 2024 5:23:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @xgigglypuff You really don't need to justify yourself to these fuckin jagoffs... Let the haters hate. You owe them nothing In reply to @xgigglypuff's tweet | Monday, September 30, 2024 2:27:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Ohio weather is fucking stupid. First we get two months of drought. Followed by a week where it hasn't stopped raining. I know we need it but this is fucking my solar bullshit up. Place stinks. Africa hot summers. Then it hits fall and the sun vanishes until next May | Monday, September 30, 2024 12:29:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @HamCoGOP What's the other option. A bunch of White GOP boomers draw absurdly skewed maps instead of fair maps from the public? Fuck outta hea | Sunday, September 29, 2024 2:25:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't think you understand how fucking happy I am that it's no longer the summer solstice. Now hurry up and cool the fuck down | Monday, September 23, 2024 2:09:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck the entire Pixel 6 series. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned https://t.co/BN3Wopv13w | Saturday, September 21, 2024 12:21:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck took them so long to do this Android 15 QPR1 adds ‘Limit to 80%’ Pixel battery charging optimization https://t.co/rFAq3h886r | Sunday, September 15, 2024 2:15:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @DaveYostOH Bru, what in the actual fuck are you even talking about? In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet | Wednesday, September 11, 2024 3:09:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Tonight I realized dogs like me more than people. And you know what? Fuck em. I like dogs more than people | Wednesday, September 11, 2024 3:07:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nypost actually leave her the fuck alone. Not everyone needs to get political. https://t.co/4Hcd66Q0eV | Wednesday, September 11, 2024 2:47:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's Google as fuck to release a product with glaring usability issues. Brand new ~$300 thermostat. Let's make the screen dim as fuck with no brightness controls. Smh 🤦♂️ https://t.co/Yswgi0wLUD | Friday, August 30, 2024 10:03:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the fuck did @AEPOhio do with their billing this month? It's all fucked up. I got some notice they didn't send an ebill and they recalculated billing and I'm pretty sure they overcharged me hundreds of dollars | Friday, August 30, 2024 7:54:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What the fuck is this piece of shit? https://t.co/OfyT3ymP8j | Sunday, August 25, 2024 7:59:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the absolute fuck out of here with this shit. It can't be in the mid.90s after giving me 60s and 70s for two days https://t.co/IIc3mDK37O | Friday, August 23, 2024 8:53:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 65 in my house, I've got on a sweatshirt and sweatpants and I'm in my fucking glories. BRING ON FALL (Too bad it's going to be Africa hot by the end of the week again.) | Wednesday, August 21, 2024 2:48:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh well. I can be pissed and dwell on it or just pay the fucking moron tax and know everything is replaceable. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, August 12, 2024 1:27:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking air tag was engraved with a poop emoji too. And I had replacement lenses in for those frames under warranty that are now useless. The idea was I didn't have to fuckin buy glasses again this year but now I do. Fuckssake In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, August 12, 2024 1:26:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp I'm glad I can use technology to track my glasses that flew off the top of my car into a busy intersection 1.5 miles from where I pulled out... Air tag was checking in until this morning at 10, when it was likely crushed. Fucking defective ADHD brain | Monday, August 12, 2024 1:24:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get fucked... Who tf does this nobody think he is? https://t.co/NMAd8TwbDN | Friday, August 09, 2024 12:51:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty Long Island is such a fuckin shithole. I fucking hate driving on these shit ass roads. | Thursday, August 08, 2024 3:27:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this fuckin pube face over hwre https://t.co/pGEoigcM0X | Monday, August 05, 2024 3:44:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's too fucking hot outside. This is some bullshit. I'm done with summer already. When's it going to be below 60 again https://t.co/rJge5yESke | Sunday, July 28, 2024 3:56:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've forgotten how fucking slow and shitty the @Azure portal is. | Friday, July 26, 2024 2:20:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Cancel the stock market tomorrow. Nothing fucking works and it's going to be a disaster. So this is where the recession begins... | Friday, July 19, 2024 4:52:57 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Yo @CrowdStrike what the actual fuck | Friday, July 19, 2024 2:24:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Giving money to politicians is the stupidest fucking waste of all time. So many better uses for it https://t.co/Rd6CcUCs8y | Thursday, July 11, 2024 12:20:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin pricks. @Ticketmaster is the actual worst https://t.co/S5AHPcRbiT | Friday, June 28, 2024 7:50:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Trump and Biden fighting over golf right now is laugh out loud funny and America is SO fucked, it's not even funny | Thursday, June 27, 2024 10:25:45 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RyanWaltersSupt You're a dumb motherfucker, Ryan, you know that? In reply to @RyanWaltersSupt's tweet | Thursday, June 27, 2024 7:47:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| One bumblefuck state starts it and the others follow, I see https://t.co/ZKa1RH7Im0 | Thursday, June 27, 2024 7:43:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Christ. Why is this even a thing. This affects like 10 people in the whole state https://t.co/4JFfCTsDpE | Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:34:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck these crusty ass old men. They can eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/GPIr9VmEhN | Thursday, June 20, 2024 10:42:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am watching Hulu rn and took a look at AdGuard and.. May I ask what the actual fuck Netflix is connecting to in the background? https://t.co/Z7IQqi1JTb | Wednesday, June 19, 2024 11:27:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dan Altavilla you fucking cocksucker. You broke the hand of my best fantasy player? My team is 1-12 and you literally took out the only breath of life on my team | Sunday, June 16, 2024 11:25:58 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What a pile of shit. This is what they get for giving the contract to Boeing. Company can't build anything without fucking it up https://t.co/NHBSGZoiRG | Wednesday, June 12, 2024 5:17:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We are all so fucked https://t.co/TdMiwIA15X | Monday, May 20, 2024 2:20:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Looked up a NY Pizza spot in LA. That's not fuckin NY style pizza. IDK wtf that is. Looks like it came out of a freezer. This place needs to immediately remove New York from their business name. It's a lie https://t.co/xeHsXEppq5 | Friday, May 17, 2024 3:20:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| BRB. Recovering from the day and a half outage I caused by listening to fucking DBAs and their bitch ass ways | Wednesday, May 15, 2024 6:20:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| For fucks sake, I would cause a major production incident a couple days before an offsite with the whole fucking engineering team. Kill me now | Wednesday, May 15, 2024 2:34:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this fucking boomer. I would have sentenced him to death by drowning in toxic waste. It's a shame they don't allow cruel and unusual punishments here https://t.co/EZt5RL8ug3 | Thursday, May 09, 2024 8:24:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gee @StateDept... You think? How about everyone stops sending them fuckin money and weapons then https://t.co/eeSV9OKGSt | Sunday, April 28, 2024 8:58:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Put your fucking shirt back on clown. https://t.co/LhbdxguLG7 | Friday, April 26, 2024 11:27:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a fuckin waste of money. And the majority of politicians supports this? Literally thousands of problems here in the US but keep paying for other people's bullshit. https://t.co/H0NvD1K9RW | Tuesday, April 23, 2024 10:37:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Are they fucking stupid? Who TF burns tires? Last time I heard about this was on the Simpsons (Springfield tire fire, anyone?) https://t.co/n6nt63td5z | Monday, April 22, 2024 7:47:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Some cat/fox/coyote murdered a bunny in my yard. I'm not sad about it - those fuckers eat all my flowers and cause a ruckus Too bad it's not closer to the election so I could dump it next to someone's shitty Trump 2024 sign https://t.co/LvWyOXXA6B | Monday, April 22, 2024 6:20:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The fucking phone still has over $1000 left that I have to pay on it and it broke already. Now they're going to send me someone's broken refurbished piece of shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:20:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| They're lucky I really don't like iPhones, because after the piece of shit abomination that was the Pixel 6 Pro (broke so many times I ran out of insurance claims), I should have never gotten another Pixel again. But I did. And it lasted 6 months before fucking up In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:19:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The President of the United States of America literally thinks his uncle Finnegan was eaten by cannibals in WWII. This is literally the best candidate that the @DNC puts forward to run against an actual criminal For fucks sake. | Saturday, April 20, 2024 10:01:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Will all you fuckers in the Middle East stop fighting already? Chill out. Stop making my gasoline more expensive. | Friday, April 19, 2024 12:54:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Ticketmaster has a piece of shit system. Maybe tell me that my session timed out before I filled out a form and got directed back to the login page and had to do it all the fuck over again. Basic UX for fucks sake | Monday, April 15, 2024 3:26:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just ate two Sheetz breakfast sausage egg and cheese bagels like a fat fuck | Friday, April 12, 2024 10:27:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Atlassian products are fucking garbage. I said what I said | Tuesday, April 09, 2024 6:35:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This fucking guy out of his bird. Yes, Millennials can't buy houses because they don't work. Unemployment is low. People have multiple jobs and still can't afford basic needs. A fucking moron. Someone get this asshole of the Internet. I hope Dave Ramsey is reincarnated as a poor https://t.co/lfXjdMAn7G | Tuesday, April 09, 2024 8:08:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @JonHusted Worry less about the federal government and more about @PUCOhio fucking raising rates every 5 minutes. You trump cultist asshole In reply to @JonHusted's tweet | Friday, April 05, 2024 9:06:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Seriously go fuck yourselves. https://t.co/L9fiHlsYVc In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, April 05, 2024 8:58:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovMikeDeWine @PUCOhio Hey shitheads: My energy costs are through the roof. WTF do you have to say for yourselves? And House Bill 6. And Larry Householder. Corrupt fucks. Eat a dick https://t.co/ofuKdbHQE3 | Friday, April 05, 2024 8:57:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @HeroDividend Get the fuck out of here. What about people grilling outside? This cannot be an official HOA post. This is a mental patient bitching to the community about nonsense In reply to @HeroDividend's tweet | Friday, April 05, 2024 10:37:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Senile Joe cannot be issuing these statements while at the same time continuing to support and send weapons to Israel Take your pick. An old senile imbecile or an old deranged lunatic. We're so fucked 2024 😪 https://t.co/7y2VTbo5Xi | Wednesday, April 03, 2024 12:09:54 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I went to do my fantasy baseball lineup and who the FUCK does a 2PM monday game.. I went to take out this weak injured bastard and he's locked Fucking MLB. I'm such a shitty team owner https://t.co/e92VPkh5Am | Monday, April 01, 2024 2:18:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus Instagram videos and she's gotta fucking stop because it's so gd creepy. It's literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk. This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing 🤦♂️ | Monday, April 01, 2024 12:56:25 AM | BlueSky |
| Is this senile bastard out of his mind? The fucking cargo company and insurance should pay for it. Not my tax dollars https://t.co/OSaox50fDT | Tuesday, March 26, 2024 7:20:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] | Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PM | BlueSky |
| It's absolutely enraging that I live in the most populated township in my county and they still have railroad crossings across main ass roads like it's still farmland. You get a long ass, slow train at rush hour and everything is fucked | Wednesday, March 06, 2024 4:48:21 PM | BlueSky |
| @elonmusk Shut the fuck up Elon, you're making my Alphabet stock go down. | Monday, March 04, 2024 11:46:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Abort all these dumb motherfuckers https://t.co/j7mZuAGvPy | Sunday, February 25, 2024 7:25:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I say let lab grown diamond prices tumble. There is zero reason to waste so much money on a fucking piece of carbon. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference between lab and natural diamonds anyway. markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodi... | Sunday, February 18, 2024 8:00:15 PM | BlueSky |
| Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] | Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AM | BlueSky |
| Google Home is buggy as fuck, and the comments section on Reddit is pure LOL https://t.co/UQw2bA7OEs | Tuesday, February 06, 2024 2:13:36 AM | Twitter Web App |
| ChatGPT what the fuck https://t.co/SLnnoKDCfM | Monday, February 05, 2024 12:31:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Lenny Kravitz is a fuckin G https://t.co/2zbWdaIzdj | Sunday, February 04, 2024 10:03:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dave Ramsey is a prime example of an out of touch, dumb fucking white boomer who had it easy and doesn't understand the plight of millennials and gen z https://t.co/55JzU3dEAy | Sunday, February 04, 2024 3:16:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me pulling out bébé's instruction manual for this fucking canker sore that's keeping the entire household awake all night for the 4th night in a row https://t.co/saBCv7gKBd | Sunday, February 04, 2024 12:58:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Now China's fucking around with a 100% fatal strain. WE ALL GON DIE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, January 29, 2024 11:05:09 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckin Covid didn't come from the filthy ass wet markets. It was obviously a lab leak. They build a GD lab in Wuhan to study coronaviruses and then a couple of workers got deadly ill. It doesn't take much to put two and two together. https://t.co/UJPT4jndWb | Monday, January 29, 2024 11:04:49 AM | Twitter Web App |
| There's still fuckin glitter in my house from that Elf on the Shelf prick | Friday, January 26, 2024 7:37:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol @BoeingAirplanes can't seem to make airplanes that don't fall the fuck apart lately. It's cool, their profits are probably good though. Make sure the jets you fly on are manufactured by Airbus or Embraer, folks! https://t.co/WzWNd6dzyI | Wednesday, January 24, 2024 9:20:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is a shit take. Who TF has an oil free diet. How in the actual fuck do you cook anything without oil? Where are you getting your mono and poly unsaturated fats from? https://t.co/4gJ0pBM4pY | Wednesday, January 24, 2024 12:08:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MorganTrau @MathewsforOhio @LangForOhio @SteveHuffmanOH This is the shit I want to see "conservatives" doing. Not fucking around with women's healthcare, abortion or LGBTQ stuff that's none of their gd business In reply to @MorganTrau's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:26:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @crazyclipsonly I'd punch the fuckin priest in the face if he did that to my kid In reply to @crazyclipsonly's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 2:03:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck off with this shit. Pandemics only happen every hundred years or so. We've already hit the quota for my lifetime https://t.co/Q5JHlY4L1T | Friday, January 19, 2024 10:32:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Would be nice if this fucking cough went away. I'm coughing so much that my throat is so gd bloody I taste blood nonstop and spit red. | Friday, January 19, 2024 2:08:31 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Will you @Windows fuckers fix the GD Windows 11 bug where the desktop icons disappear if you use multiple desktops? How do you let blatant shit like this exist for months on end? Jesus Christ. https://t.co/MPDFGVxd8g https://t.co/Majeipu4ql | Friday, January 19, 2024 12:04:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Ok cut the shit. I understand the sentiment but don't fuck with traffic. NYC traffic is jacked up enough as it is https://t.co/tIPhlu9Aky | Monday, January 08, 2024 12:36:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. I missed partiying with CJ | Saturday, December 30, 2023 9:46:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you're on a one-lane road, and you're not driving the fucking speed limit, you're a goddamn asshole. Especially if I'm behind you. | Thursday, December 21, 2023 11:59:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bahahahhahahah what a dumb motherfucker. All this guy had to do was shut the fuck up and stay out of the spotlight and he'd be remembered as America's mayor, leading NYC through 9/11. But he decided to s Trump's D and will be broke forevermore https://t.co/eudYgNUt8a | Friday, December 15, 2023 9:25:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Great timing on the Bitcoin correction after it went up like crazy because I buy a smidge of it every 2 weeks out of my paycheck and now I get to buy it at a $5000 discount I'm kicking myself for.not getting more when it was 15k in Nov 22. And fuck Elon's shit coins. I lost $90 | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 7:31:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @StudentsforLife All bumblefuck states In reply to @StudentsforLife's tweet | Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:41:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| How about this cocky motherfucker over here. Top banner front and center. "Look at me. I'm Elon and I'm speaking right now. Look how important I am" I don't need to listen to his nonsense convos with that jagoff Alex Jones, thx. https://t.co/Ur5fKmhWi1 | Sunday, December 10, 2023 2:37:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY. My fucking school taxes are absurdly high because Ohio does not fund the districts fairly. DO something about this, jagoff In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Thursday, December 07, 2023 2:14:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck opec and legal cartels https://t.co/ppD3wW9rgf | Monday, December 04, 2023 10:24:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie BOY. You absolute goofball. Did you realize that by voting No on issue 1, which you did, you'd be co-parenting with the government because they were telling you what the fuck women can do with their bodies. You idiot, you. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, December 04, 2023 9:36:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo $7000 out of my yearly taxes go direvtly to the school district... So why the fuck are they still making me pay $170/month for preschool. | Sunday, December 03, 2023 2:30:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the slowest fucking shipping I've ever seen in the year of our lord 2023. Jesus Christ, @Yubico what the hell did you send this via horse and buggy? Maybe give it to the USPS instead of having Pitney Bowes dick around with it? https://t.co/Srzp60YtNY | Tuesday, November 28, 2023 11:13:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This dude at the party is talking about how smelly the people were at the node.js conference. Fuckin node. Who'd'a thunk | Saturday, November 11, 2023 12:03:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RepMTG Marjorie. You're a real sick fuck. How about you stay our of people's business and let your god handle the consequences of their decisions. This is not an issue for you to be concerned about | Wednesday, November 08, 2023 9:21:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @DelawareCoOhio You guys messed up bad by not putting a railroad underpass at Orange Rd in Orange twp in 2008 on the grounds that assholes @CSX and @nscorp decide to park trains on the tracks at fucking rush hour and all other east west roads are a shitshow | Tuesday, November 07, 2023 5:12:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking morons. Leave the cub alone. Too bad its mom didn't eat their faces off. Now it'll probably have to be euthanized https://t.co/wEPSQY5Hth | Friday, November 03, 2023 9:28:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah get the fuck out of here. I know it's Europe only, but if they're going to block ad.blo kers and force fees, I'm quitting https://t.co/eBbP7FrUu1 | Wednesday, November 01, 2023 7:43:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking old people, man. | Wednesday, November 01, 2023 3:11:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everything's a fucking shitshow today and I hate it all | Monday, October 30, 2023 11:20:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @RonDeSantis Not fuckin Israel you dummy. What ever happened to America First that your party totes so much? In reply to @RonDeSantis's tweet | Saturday, October 28, 2023 8:39:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It only took 4 years for my little to start dropping f bombs like a sailor. It's Olivia Rodrigo 's fault. "It's a bad idea right? Fuck it, it's fine" | Saturday, October 28, 2023 3:44:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| World Police! Here comes Murrica, getting involved in Middle East bullshit, because, ya know, oil. Biden isn't any different than George W. Bush. Fuck outta here with this shit. We don't have money for it and are making ourselves terror targets https://t.co/TjV8Ak2YS8 | Friday, October 27, 2023 1:41:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This decrepit bitch. Can we get people who aren't a billion years old leading us? No, we can't afford financing shit that isn't even our problem. Us is broke as a joke and yet the priority is funding Ukraine and Israel? Fuck outta hea https://t.co/UZHqqxUxcW | Sunday, October 22, 2023 9:51:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I thought this was a fucking Onion article. Jeeeeeesus https://t.co/gFhoVw4Z1a | Wednesday, October 18, 2023 12:31:24 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @LaRoseForSenate Frankie Boy! What a fuckin waste of money. Imagine if donors actually spent that on a good cause In reply to @LaRoseForSenate's tweet | Monday, October 16, 2023 2:10:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Some fuckin antique with a veterans for Trump bumper sticker was driving 10 miles per hour under the speed limit. Veterans for Trump LOL. What an oxymoronic statement. Trump doesn't give a fuck about veterans | Sunday, October 15, 2023 2:01:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This smelly motherfucker is stinking up the whole dance studio. Trying to work from here FFS. Gonna start bringing my N95 again | Friday, October 13, 2023 4:34:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Who in the actual fuck would want to go to Israel? You couldn't pay me to go there https://t.co/8jtWO3CQDC | Tuesday, October 10, 2023 3:57:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You can't even set a thermostat schedule in the Google Home app because @madebygoogle doesn't believe in feature parity from the Nest app for older Nest devices. It's literally been 3 years, yet they required switching to Google accounts. The fuck are they doing? | Monday, October 09, 2023 8:00:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't understand how many more dumb motherfuckers that need to learn this. Everyone needs to use their mother fucking turn signals when driving. Jesus fucking Christ | Sunday, October 08, 2023 2:23:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucks wrong with this guy? See, I even criticize Democrats. https://t.co/cDzSX1uZys | Saturday, October 07, 2023 10:19:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Google home product team did a reddit AMA and for fucks sake, will you migrate all the Nest app features already? Everyone wants this. Literally what have you been doing for two years https://t.co/R2i9zQa1GZ | Friday, October 06, 2023 12:15:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| the last 3 weeks I had nothing to do at 10am and when I want to watch the fucking Google keynote, everyone at work is breaking my balls and I have a million meetings | Wednesday, October 04, 2023 10:03:24 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Illinois tollway refused to drop my fines. How the fuck was I supposed to know I had 14 days to pay it when I didn't get the violation until a month later. I just thought they'd bill by mail. So I told them to Eat a Dick in my CC name field and they accepted the payment https://t.co/xlZ03G5lFT | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 7:07:45 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Do not EVER fucking update npm packages and do a pulumi refresh because it fucks your state file. Holy shit this is balls In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 4:18:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Who kidnaps a 9 year old girl and gets caught leaving a ransom note? Put this fuck through the wood chipper. Dude doesn't deserve to exist anymore https://t.co/6F2K0lWYKF | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 1:26:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @MLBONFOX @martinonyc Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk | Monday, October 02, 2023 11:58:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I fucking hate typescript and pulumi and suck a cock at it. I fucking hate that my org chose this tooling. I'd rather paint fucking houses than to deal with this shit | Monday, October 02, 2023 4:48:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @NirajAntani @CCVPolicy @daylife72 @ohiolife @aarbaer Disheveled schlub trying to control women's bodies. Fuckouttahea In reply to @NirajAntani's tweet | Sunday, September 24, 2023 10:21:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yankee Stadium looks like fucking shit with these NYCFC soccer lines they weren't able to completely remove. Because they share a stadium. Hal's a sellout. George is spinning in his grave. He would have never allowed this shit. Ads on jerseys. Last place. Team's a shitshow https://t.co/PXi7f1aoZI | Wednesday, September 20, 2023 4:36:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckouttahea with this hot shit in the end of September. I'm ready for snow https://t.co/7pnhfhpYzc | Monday, September 18, 2023 9:26:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bad parenting take. Some kid was climbing up the slide, and my kid was sad because she didn't want to hit into him and she got sad she couldn't go down. And I was like fuck em. Wipe the prick out. | Saturday, September 16, 2023 4:11:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This douche canoe can get fucked https://t.co/3eN8zoW2CG | Friday, September 15, 2023 9:25:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This Sunday, my neighbor Karen, who happens to be the exact definition of a Karen, is going to the UK for 3 weeks and I am so excited that I'll have 3 weeks of peace Lady legit is fucking everywhere and will talk to you for 45 minutes straight | Friday, September 15, 2023 9:07:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously, it's 2023. Who the fuck is using anything less than TLS 1.2? Like I don't get why every gd year around audit time, we get flagged for shit running TLS 1.0 and 1.1. Who needs to get punched in the face? | Friday, September 08, 2023 10:06:52 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Ambient mode is the most annoying fucking thing ever on Samsung TVs. If you breathe on the gd remote wrong, it goes into this mode and it's harder to get out of than vim https://t.co/n44V5q0q5L | Sunday, August 27, 2023 10:05:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You know you're a fuckup president when you're the first one in history to have a mugshot taken. Meanwhile Andrew Jackson murdered people and got into gun duels and it was all kosher | Friday, August 25, 2023 9:28:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| People shouldn't fuck with Putin. He'll either shoot down your plane or poison you with radioactive polonium | Wednesday, August 23, 2023 2:20:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| For one of the richest places in Ohio, Powell is a fuckin congested shithole | Saturday, August 19, 2023 6:54:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| $800 ER bill for them to give beeb Motrin for a fever. Of that, I was responsible for $365... And I have the highest level PPO plan that is $1500/month (some is covered by my employer) Shit should be fucking free. America stinks | Wednesday, August 16, 2023 5:13:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ohiogop Great day for a handful of FUCK NO votes from my household | Tuesday, August 08, 2023 1:04:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @NRO @FrankLaRose Correction: It would improve the political process for these crooked bastards. Not for the people og Ohio Fuck off with issue one Frankie Boy!!! | Monday, August 07, 2023 2:30:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @dolan4ohio @55KRC @brianthomas1 @taxreformer MATTHEW. Dummy. You know in your corrupt little heart a yes vote is bullshit and you're just drinking the GOP Kool Aide to take people's rights away. You have the nerve to run for Senate? Pushing for a vote that takes the people's voice away? Fuck outta hea In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet | Monday, August 07, 2023 12:23:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RepWeinstein Do me a favor. All yu trump motherfuckers need to vote no. Ok. So the Dems can't gain controls pls.? Do that for me, k? All you dummies? In reply to @RepWeinstein's tweet | Saturday, August 05, 2023 11:49:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ElonMuskAOC Fuck you and doge, Elon. My $100 gamble is now worth $20 ya billionaire cocksucker In reply to @ElonMuskAOC's tweet | Saturday, August 05, 2023 8:28:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you're going 37 in a 55 you're a fuckin prick | Wednesday, August 02, 2023 7:16:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 3/3 people agree. It's time for these fucking antiques to step down and maybe young people should be leading our country. Like seriously, these career politicians are so decrepit and half dead wtf do they know... https://t.co/vW4jydxrQ7 | Saturday, July 29, 2023 9:18:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Man, humans are great at fucking this entire place up, aren't we...https://t.co/9eHhDnOBaL | Thursday, July 27, 2023 2:30:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiolife @ProtectWomenOH Peter Range here, trying to control your uterus! He's pro birth, but once they're born, fuck em! Make sure not to approve any social programs for them because that would cost too much. Get lost clowns | Wednesday, July 26, 2023 6:05:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck the police. The best interaction you can ever have with them is to never fucking interact with them, especially if you're not white https://t.co/BpGKh83nZx | Tuesday, July 25, 2023 10:12:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiolife @matthuffman1 Your corrupt, illegal election, paid for by Rich Uhlein (out of state special interest) is the problem and is a desperate power grab and attempt to silence the majority. Also, fuck off for being pro birth but once the kids are born, you don't care about them anymore | Monday, July 24, 2023 11:31:24 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I literally did the fucking work for them and they fucked it up In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, July 24, 2023 8:36:49 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Just saw an Airbnb listing in "West NY" for super cheap. When I looked into it more, it was across the river in Jersey. You think I'm a greenhorn? Fuckouttahea | Saturday, July 22, 2023 10:41:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @AndrewJTobias @VoteYesOhio What a fucking waste of money. Christ In reply to @AndrewJTobias's tweet | Saturday, July 22, 2023 10:28:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RIP my Pixel 6 Pro. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned. Between the useless fingerprint reader, the overheating... It was enraging Screen broke three times and they won't issue another insurance claim even though that's not what the fuck their preferred care website says: https://t.co/Uj8dvHZqQ4 | Saturday, July 22, 2023 3:57:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovMikeDeWine @ENERGY Imagine how much we could have modernized the grid if Larry Householder wasn't a fucking corrupt jagoff with HB6. In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet | Friday, July 21, 2023 11:15:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Insurance claiming my Pixel 6 Pro for the third time because the rounded ass screen cracks if you blow on it. This is a piece of shit phone. I literaly bought the 5 on ebay and it's superior. What the fuck @madebygoogle I skipped the Pixel 7 and will skip the 8 because of this | Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:15 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @VoteYesOhio You forgot to limit your replies so you don't get flooded with both Republicans and Democrats who think this is a stupid fucking idea In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, July 11, 2023 2:07:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @VoteYesOhio ..Protect our constitution from public majority. You fuckwads In reply to @VoteYesOhio's tweet | Tuesday, July 11, 2023 2:06:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRonDeSantis "Free" if you're a cis white Christian male. Otherwise, fuck em, right Ronald? In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Tuesday, July 04, 2023 6:06:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! It only took 15 years for a dumb rich billionaire to fuck it all up 🤣😂 #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/HFi6pL4VdS | Monday, July 03, 2023 12:29:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass | Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| WOW. The solution to this was to put the goddamn var in square brackets. The fuck. Literally took people 20 seconds to do In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 27, 2023 2:26:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus fuckin christ i hate typescript Type 'Input<string>' is not assignable to type 'Input<Input<string>[]> | undefined'. | Monday, June 26, 2023 1:45:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Why the fuck do you need a PhD to convert a pulumi outputstring to a regular string and why does typescript suck a cock | Monday, June 26, 2023 1:26:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GregAbbott_TX Pro life unless they're illegal Mexicans. Or until they're born.. Then fuck em because they're too much of a burden on the system. Right Greg? You lame dummy. In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet | Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:37:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck outta here with this paranoia nonsense. Ive had meat sitting out all night. Worst case scenario, I got the shits for a day or so. They're trying to say drinking sun tea will sicken me with coliform bacteria? Yeah, if you're a weakling maybe... https://t.co/HOcqtm0ydh | Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:32:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| nothing ever fucking works | Friday, June 23, 2023 2:51:45 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Two motherfuckers in this oil change waiting room are sniffling their asses off 1) the sound is annoying AF 2) if I get sick, I'ma be pissed | Monday, June 12, 2023 12:14:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @elonmusk Jesus fucking Christ Elon, it's not like that | Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:59:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I fucking hate god damn everything right now | Tuesday, May 30, 2023 7:44:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| fucking typescript with all this typing bullshit error TS2322: Type 'string | Output<string>' is not assignable to type 'string' | Wednesday, May 24, 2023 2:06:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yo @GregAbbott_TX really is.a.fucking jagoff. How about raising the taxes in gasoline cars more and lowering the punitive EV registration tax. https://t.co/oFT7BXLMnN | Sunday, May 21, 2023 9:24:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google fucking sucks over here. All this shit fails on the reg. My Google assistant answers about 25% of the time. A totally buggy pile of shit company lately. Jesus christ get your shit together https://t.co/kcF7ERFs86 | Saturday, May 06, 2023 4:43:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Glenarama @madebygoogle They're all buggy pieces of shit. None of my home hubs are working right now. It's a fucking embarrassment. In reply to @Glenarama's tweet | Friday, May 05, 2023 10:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Sundar. Fuck ya pay raise. Google products are buggy as shit. Company is in decline. Why you deserve more money for while all of us povos are suffering from severe inflation? https://t.co/2NqNrBNyCq | Friday, May 05, 2023 7:56:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hope when Google needs to lay off more imbeciles, that Rick Osterloh takes my tweet into a meeting room of all these dickhead product designers pushing out utter shit and says "do the fuck better" | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:00:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| These dummies. I've been saying this for fucking years. https://t.co/LaVm0EzKh9 | Friday, April 21, 2023 12:34:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @elonmusk @TheRabbitHole84 Explain how I can afford to have more kids, joker. I can't even afford fucking eggs | Tuesday, April 18, 2023 12:37:48 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fucking @Lenovo. I have a T14 gen 1 and whatever fucking bios update you pushed through vantage bricked my god damn laptop | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:13:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 | Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm out of insurance claims and I'm not spending another dime on this fucking piece of shit The fingerprint reader works like fucking shit. How do you even release such a busted experience? Camera auto focus sucks. The modem sux Go hire better fucking engineers you dipshits. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:34:57 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned | Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck a curved screen. I cracked two Pixel 6 Pro displays because the corners stick out of my case like an asshole. https://t.co/fpR5qc6qXM | Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:22:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @endingwithali @trashh_dev Fuck JavaScript and typescript and npm in the a In reply to @endingwithali's tweet | Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:15:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6 | Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:19:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck... https://t.co/fZmiWxvZem | Wednesday, February 08, 2023 11:18:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RepMTG How the fuck should you know, you Kool aid drinking buffoon | Sunday, February 05, 2023 2:40:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| One day all of my fucking PRs won't be bad on the first try | Monday, January 30, 2023 1:11:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes | Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:33:26 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everything I fucking try to do at work... Nothing fucking works. | Thursday, January 12, 2023 5:54:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies 2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux) | Tuesday, January 10, 2023 2:07:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh great #2 plastics were supposed to be safe. Plastic was the worst fucking invention of all time and now the planet is ruined. Some meteor should just end us all. Fuck it https://t.co/hHbobmSDcw | Friday, December 30, 2022 2:09:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow. Hays Kansas PD can absolutely go fuck themselves and their jagoff chief. You have the audacity to order a dying man to court for such minor bullshit? Go eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/alfFYOcrr6 https://t.co/9bMP1Vd6qV | Wednesday, December 28, 2022 11:45:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This mfer shot at a dog so it's 100% justified the cops shot and killed him. Don't fuck around with dogs or else be unalived https://t.co/iGWz8gs5uN | Friday, December 23, 2022 9:09:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever invented Elf on the Shelf is a fuckin prick. | Thursday, December 22, 2022 11:03:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just fucked up my maintenance. Didn't cause any impact but I botched the steps because this is convoluted bullshit and I can't keep up with how full of shit our stack is configured. Once we replace it, it'll suck less | Wednesday, December 21, 2022 11:32:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| my job and our piece of shit legacy software we have is annoying the shit out of me because the fact that I need to log on to reboot fucking servers in 2022 is a gd disgrace | Wednesday, December 21, 2022 10:35:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Ticketmaster is fucking trash. I had two tickets I ran out of time buying bc I was looking for my CC and it never released those seats when I tried to repurchase them | Thursday, December 15, 2022 12:58:35 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle Tell @rosterloh this is fucking unacceptable and to produce better phones. Literally the in screen fingerprint reader on the 6 pro is horse shit garbage. It reads my fingerprint probably 20% of the time In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:52:32 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle A screen should not break falling off your lap onto a wood floor. This happened TWICE with the 6 Pro and it's dumb fucking rounded corners In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My wife drops her iphone without a case in concrete all the time and it hasn't broken what a fuckin piece of shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor. Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything | Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Pixel 6 Pro spends like 5 seconds on 4G, then switches to 5G for another 10 seconds, then picks up 5G UW for a minute. Then back to 4G. And there's latency and lag during each handoff for horse shit ux What a fuckin piece of shit modem they put in here | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:30:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What an uncivilized shithole country. How do you threaten to torture the families of people who do something you don't agree with. Straight up terror regime. Fuck em https://t.co/BlmnYx22pb | Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:37:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm gonna murder the bunnies that live in my yard, those fuckers. Not only do they eat all my flowers in the summer, but they chewed through my kid's blow up Christmas Paw Patrol Chase two days in a row (I spliced the wire yesterday) Now they're getting rat poison and shot at | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:36:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that | Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones. Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive! | Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Ticketmaster You had one job. I hope T-Swift fucks you guys up and finishes the work Pearl Jam couldn't do Suck it Ticketmaster In reply to @Ticketmaster's tweet | Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:36:57 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Pearl Jam couldn't take down Ticketmaster. I hope my girl Tay Tay fucks them up! | Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:23:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| And fuck Elon Musk while we're at it In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:45:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Ohio is no longer a swing state. It's a full on red ass bumblefuck backwards state | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:38:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| . @madebygoogle I just spent 20 minutes adding 508 pictures to an album only for @googlephotos to tell me that you could only add 500 at a time and it lost the entire selection. Now I have to do it all over again. What the fuck with this garbage UX | Saturday, October 29, 2022 11:45:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cancel the season. 1) You can't only win on home runs 2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him 3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested | Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... The climate is pretty fucked. They're not wrong, but stop inconveniencing people, dickheads https://t.co/NhgMulyjVb | Monday, October 10, 2022 12:43:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
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