159 results for drunk
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| America folks! Where cute white lady cops get pulled over street racing 100 in a 65, drunk af, and get most charges dropped for reasonable price of a $150 fine. If this was a black officer, they'd have been liable to get shot at or choked 🤦♂️ https://t.co/ry3jrDnd9X | Friday, May 19, 2023 1:20:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok so let's talk about Midnight Mass. When that lunatic church woman poisoned Pike the dog and Joe the town drunk was broken about it, it literally broke me. I couldn't handle it. Forget all the supernatural shit. (And whomever did it needs to go through the wood chipper) | Sunday, October 31, 2021 8:41:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 8:30 am and I'm still hammered drunk | Saturday, July 17, 2021 8:36:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 3am and my dog and I licked off the same plate. I need to reevaluate my drunk food situation | Sunday, May 06, 2018 3:10:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OK. So I quit this account because it was making me a miserable negative person... But I'm making a temporary exception b/c it's the drunken company party tonight, so I'm bringing it back. Also Ajit Pai is a cunt so I need to rip on him. | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 4:36:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm drunk and my phones at like 5% and I have to go through like 5 layovers so I'll be back in CBus at like 12am u guys. | Monday, August 21, 2017 5:41:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I have like 65 rips in my shorts and I'm drunk and going through airport security and I don't have anything to hide you guys | Monday, August 21, 2017 5:36:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar | Thursday, August 17, 2017 6:40:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm not drunk enough to get a flight out of this shithole in 45 mins. https://t.co/1hbVD1fXND | Saturday, April 22, 2017 4:05:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| it's 8am and i'm hammered drunk right now wtf | Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:05:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| There's starving people in Africa and my drunk ass just dumped 1/2 lb of pasta down the fuckin drain. | Saturday, March 18, 2017 3:25:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm wayyyy to drunk to be at this bougie of a place | Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:11:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk tweets are best tweets | Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:01:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure I drunkenly rambled to our most brilliant VP ever. Sue me | Monday, December 12, 2016 11:20:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @drunk @JkBarr55 https://t.co/kytuJq1GJf | Monday, December 12, 2016 1:32:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk and hungry AF for steak | Saturday, June 11, 2016 8:13:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wayyy to drunk to be responsible for a multi-million dollar SaaS platform right now. But 1) I am and 2) sober people ain't got shit on me | Friday, May 27, 2016 5:05:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was drunk twice today and didn't get hungover either time! #score | Tuesday, May 03, 2016 8:20:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Probably still drunk | Friday, February 26, 2016 8:20:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Before you judge me for being a wreckless drunk, I already took tomorrow off, so relax. I'm a responsible professional. | Monday, December 21, 2015 12:35:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm okay with these belligerent drunks at the bar playing nothing but The Doors on the jukebox | Monday, December 21, 2015 12:06:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My tweets are like 10,000x better when I'm drunk... Past week. Lame. Today? Gold. | Thursday, September 24, 2015 5:41:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Took my tylenol off" -me. I meant tie #drunk | Sunday, September 06, 2015 1:14:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Crushin karaoke, bitches. Maybe I'm a little drunk but my voice is stellar right now. #modest | Thursday, July 30, 2015 10:53:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm drunk and doing math and tweeting at NASA to confirm my New Horizons data rate. Need to get my life together #geek | Monday, July 27, 2015 10:36:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bells. I can't even get drunk anymore off beer but it gets you drunk | Friday, July 10, 2015 8:39:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just accidentally drunkenly threw my FAV red starburst off this balcony and princess @MalJNew got it for me | Thursday, June 11, 2015 6:55:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just drunkenly told my beef about gmail to these google peeps and they acknowledged my bug about drafts that don't delete right | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:29:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna be drunk the rest of this weekend | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:10:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Please explain to me how I am 0% hung over right now... Actually I think I'm still drunk. | Sunday, May 03, 2015 9:04:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Passed out with my contact in. Proud. Haven't done that since college ya fuckin drunks | Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:28:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk texting your gf's mom tho | Saturday, March 14, 2015 9:24:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Belligerently drunk Mexican sitting across from me. Everyone's afraid but I'll beat the fuck out of him if he tries anything bc I'm so mad | Wednesday, February 11, 2015 6:44:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Overheard on the 4/5: "Remember that time we got drunk in Astoria and went to Victoria's Secret" Freddy's ready to bang | Thursday, January 22, 2015 9:47:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't think I heard anyone say cunt more times in one day since my 2010 drunk tweets. | Saturday, December 20, 2014 7:25:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm too drunk to figure out why this cocksucking thing doesn't compile so ima head to the bar and pick this up tomorrow. | Thursday, December 11, 2014 7:07:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was trying to txt someone "suck it" but instead I sent "stuck or" #drunkie | Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:14:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Freddy told us to wait for him because he was getting a sandwich. And by sandwich, he meant drunk underage girl | Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:33:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Additionally, I might actually get hammered by accident before my server maintenance. Fuck it. Last time I drunk rolled out it was perfect | Sunday, October 05, 2014 3:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I shouldn't be drunk in Walmart but I mean come on... It's Walmart. At least its not meth | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 7:22:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It takes a lot to get me drunk, but one of these mags got me good. Jeez | Tuesday, September 02, 2014 5:30:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip: Don't drunkenly text your boss that...... | Sunday, July 27, 2014 1:49:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm too drunk for fuckin curve balls. the fuck | Monday, July 14, 2014 1:18:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm all about this drunk bus to the party in the hotel lobby | Saturday, May 31, 2014 12:33:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Two more hours I'm "on call" and by on call I mean drunk at brunch.s | Sunday, May 18, 2014 4:22:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Idk how I got this drunk without trying | Sunday, May 18, 2014 3:35:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. Drunk texted my boss today... | Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:44:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Drunk typo fail | Sunday, May 04, 2014 5:09:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm getting so drunk this weekend, I'm getting banned from twitter #abusers #axelrod | Friday, April 04, 2014 6:11:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dakota bar closed. A little piece of me died inside. WHERE AM I GONNA GET DRUNK ON THEM 90S ROCK TUNES YOU GUYS | Friday, March 28, 2014 5:18:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm very drunk on a Tuesday | Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:28:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm still drunk RT @BarstoolJJ My phone is covered in Fireball and @chisoxbarstool is on my couch. How's your life? | Saturday, March 15, 2014 9:37:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I may or may not have gotten drunk and wrote nasty shit about McGivern on the chalkboard in the bar bathroom | Saturday, March 15, 2014 1:42:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Accidentally got drunk in Chicago. Capone sent me. | Friday, March 14, 2014 11:21:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin pissed that I'm listening to McGivern babble instead of getting drunk at @SaloonNYC and watching the Olympics with @KFCBarstool | Friday, February 21, 2014 11:00:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I get drunk enough. I'm sexting Daniel Jeans | Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:57:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I feel like you're expected to be drunk at brunch. I mean.... What's there to do between breakfast and lunch except drink?" -Santino | Saturday, January 11, 2014 11:51:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage | Thursday, January 09, 2014 3:05:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was watching old college drunken videos and pops laughed for 30secs when someone said "don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly" | Tuesday, December 24, 2013 11:13:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just drunk texted the gf's mom about the direction toilet paper should be rolled in. We agreed. Top down son... | Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:00:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 2.5 hours in/Drunk train home: Happy birthday @mich_amore | Sunday, November 24, 2013 2:24:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I accidentally got drunk | Sunday, October 13, 2013 2:24:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I get drunk enough, I'm gonna karaoke Stacy's mom and replace the lyrics with Alina's mom | Wednesday, October 09, 2013 7:58:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Our facebook app was broken. Came home from the bar. Bitch on call had no clue. CTO said we couldn't be drunk and I fixed it anyway. SUCK IT | Monday, September 30, 2013 11:38:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm getting drunk tonight and playing some steel drums | Friday, September 13, 2013 5:27:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Depending on how drunk I get tonight, I might un-Cuncel da Yankees | Wednesday, September 04, 2013 9:46:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Haas: "Shit. I got so drunk last night I African American'd out" | Friday, July 26, 2013 10:09:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 15 minutes until I have to drunk monitor servers that handle millions of dollars of transactions per day. Pumped! | Saturday, July 20, 2013 3:46:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I just drunk texted my gfs mom | Sunday, June 09, 2013 1:18:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I'm still drunk | Friday, June 07, 2013 8:10:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow and call Eric a cuntmunch | Friday, May 31, 2013 1:03:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So drunk I tried to throw my cup into a speaker instead of a garbage can | Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:39:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful. | Friday, May 03, 2013 9:59:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info. | Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:33:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @portfolioso lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:30:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I just wanna drunkenly reply: 'I love you, marry me, have my babies'"- @MalJNew regarding my boss. Lol | Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:52:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I apologize in advance for today's future drunk tweets. | Saturday, March 30, 2013 9:46:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They sent me home because I was so drunk. | Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:50:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This conductress looks like a chick who's DTF in the bathroom on the 1:56 drunk train home | Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:04:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just got drunk and bought http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV | Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:48:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Tad drunk, still at work and Natalia wanted to know if we wanted to have a sausage party" | Friday, March 15, 2013 11:01:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick on me: "He's peaceful until he's drunk. Then he goes to town on ass" | Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:08:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 the only thing the White Plains train station is good for is waking up drunk after missing your stop. It's also mad confusing In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Wednesday, February 20, 2013 9:29:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ya. I'm drunk | Sunday, February 17, 2013 12:33:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get drunk and put on Banana Phone at the barrrrr. Many times. Duh | Saturday, January 26, 2013 5:54:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm so above you And it's plain to see ya drunk drunken idk suck it | Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:04:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna get drunk and tweet like a motherfucker tonight | Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:05:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Coupla drunks in and I told our IT guy I installed steam and played Killing Floor in the office. He didn't care. #sotight | Thursday, January 24, 2013 7:24:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just remembered now that I was drunkenly speaking Spanish with our cleaning lady on Friday. Whoops | Monday, January 21, 2013 1:13:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Too drunk for this fucking build and release shit | Friday, January 18, 2013 5:49:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Drunk tweets are best tweets | Monday, January 14, 2013 11:36:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just drunk texted the VP of some bullshit | Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:15:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit I'm drunk. Maybe a little not to bad? | Friday, January 04, 2013 8:49:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OK take that back. Not drunk is probably a lie. But like. Not DRUNK sick craY | Sunday, December 30, 2012 5:57:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to have done this whole power hour and I'm not drunk and not about to puke. In the past week, I learned to drink better. Wonda why | Sunday, December 30, 2012 5:54:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| North Korea is best Korea. Just like drunk tweets are best tweets. | Saturday, December 29, 2012 2:00:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fat fuck.. Why'd I go to fuckin McDonalds. drunk motherfucker | Friday, December 28, 2012 2:07:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick: "You know what I like about you when you're drunk? You start doing this Stevie Wonder thing where you look up at the sky." | Monday, December 17, 2012 12:56:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Like. I'm never back in this ducking place and one time I do I'm a drunk mother fucker | Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:32:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Rocks in my mother fuckin head to take this dumbass drunkass train home | Saturday, December 08, 2012 12:54:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @dannyrob88 drunk confidence? if you're thinking about banging the girl, go for it. In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:55:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:03:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah... I might be a little drunk | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:20:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I'm still drunk | Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:08:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I win for drunkest, most on coherent txt ever | Sunday, September 23, 2012 2:59:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Maks. Drum so drunk its notbebn funnnj Luke sooo drunk | Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:30:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm so drunk. I'm a 20th century fox.... | Saturday, September 22, 2012 2:06:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later | Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:17:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Haliskoe: "Good news. In the state of Connecticut, its not considered drunk driving if your OnStar is sober" | Saturday, August 11, 2012 5:59:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo (SELECT COUNT * FROM tweet_archive WHERE is_drunk = 1 ) / SELECT COUNT * FROM tweet_archive) * 100 In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Tuesday, August 07, 2012 9:55:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at karaoke watching two of the drunkest, whitest girls rap biggie's gimmie the loot. hAHa | Sunday, August 05, 2012 1:28:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah. Keep smoking asshole. I will get over it you'll be drunk and suck it so hard | Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:01:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Officer I swear I'm nit drunk. I can say the alcohol backwards | Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:04:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If I didn't die in a Haliskoe drunk driving crash in all my time at Fairfield, I guess I'm invincible, you guys. | Friday, July 27, 2012 4:59:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "We are all drunk on doucheahol. Put that on your bingo card and smoke it" - Christina | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 4:12:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Step 1. Get drunk step 2 find smart people (aka your boys from home/school) step 3. Start company step4. Get bought out. Step 5 enjoyyy | Wednesday, July 04, 2012 1:56:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| PS. My tweets are like 94% better drunk than sober. Drunk = a fun time. Sober = technology | Monday, June 25, 2012 11:22:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Figured out the secret to tricking people out of thinking you're drunk. Onions. They mask alcohol like a motherfucker. But you smell anyway | Friday, June 08, 2012 12:13:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams no kidding. I went to college once. I was always on the failure side of drunk. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:07:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Natalia: "Remember. I don't represent Russia. I represent drunk people... Because all the Russians are drunk." | Friday, April 20, 2012 6:49:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Asian kid: y u do linear algebra on the drunk train home | Saturday, April 07, 2012 1:00:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I was on the train talking about my drunk debauchery on twitter and was offered a social media job. | Saturday, March 10, 2012 3:32:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I'm still drunk | Friday, March 02, 2012 8:04:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor | Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:24:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Glad to know that I drunk spoke to my CA coworker on the phone and fixed her "unfixable" problem. Thx for the shoutout to the VP. I suck lol | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:50:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @me: *loud music stops* "I love it when they're drunk and I'm..." | Friday, August 26, 2011 12:57:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk train is fuckin hysterical now. Vifeo ftw | Friday, August 12, 2011 1:58:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Conductor just had to key a bangin drunk girl out of the bathroom because she locked herself in and couldn't understand how to use the lock. | Saturday, August 06, 2011 12:49:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Me? I don't have a drinking problem. I'm only a drunk when I decide to drink. Otherwise I'm not. Duh. Problem avoided. | Friday, July 29, 2011 5:14:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am jealous of the drunkies eating pizza right now. Why am I so sober? | Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:53:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm neither sober nor drunk. | Friday, June 03, 2011 11:41:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wanna get drunk and talk like a Jamaican. | Friday, May 27, 2011 10:54:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit? | Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:28:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. Train held up by some drunk bitch. Cop escort. Fuckin drunk train.... | Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:10:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking alcoholism. As much as I'd rather stay out, I must get going to prove that im not a drunkard to someone... | Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:25:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine. | Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:56:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg these Russians.... I think I'm still drunk. Can't. Handle them... | Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:40:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Colithika: i want to get drunk xP | Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:25:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross. | Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk train!!!!!! | Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:01:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah. This is the drunk train... | Saturday, September 04, 2010 2:04:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella Stop complaining. I haven't been drunk in two months In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:01:17 PM | twidroid |
| Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. | Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AM | twidroid |
| Also, I'm drunk | Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:31:00 PM | twidroid |
| Drunk eric watchin the celtics game is fucking lulz | Saturday, May 01, 2010 10:02:18 PM | twidroid |
| 9pm... just about drunk. Not yet. Time for power hour. | Friday, April 09, 2010 9:06:49 PM | twidroid |
| This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PM | twidroid |
| Oh god, I drunk txted the freshmen. | Friday, March 26, 2010 11:07:14 AM | twidroid |
| I don't care how drunk I am, a penis is always the answer. | Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:38:41 AM | DELETED |
| Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I like people to punch me real hard. It makes me feel good.<3 | Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:31:31 AM | DELETED |
| Toms drunk pasta | Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:19:10 AM | twidroid |
| http://short.to/174rq toms drunk pasta! | Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:01:24 AM | twidroid |
| http://twitpic.com/t6a98 - Delicious... Love what drunk people leave behind | Saturday, December 12, 2009 3:18:08 AM | Twitpic |
| Darryl shut your drunk ass up. No one cares and you're rambling | Friday, November 06, 2009 12:51:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| just did an epic drunk google voice demo to my housemates. they think its awesome. So now we're gonna prank axelrod with it | Friday, September 18, 2009 1:37:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| o lol at the drunken irish band | Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:23:15 PM | txt |
| Drunk seniors want me. | Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:01:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito GUYYYY Still drunk? | Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:09:01 PM | twhirl |
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