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Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October.

It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE

Can it be winter already? 		Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AMBlueSky
Let's be real here. It's so my mammoth dick doesnt touch the icky bowl. The article basically says that but in a very PC way

https://t.co/6f34Lx3XNc 		Monday, October 14, 2024 10:29:38 AMTwitter for Android
Sucked a dick. Bring on winter https://t.co/WWEPXzr5f2 Sunday, September 01, 2024 10:52:28 PMTwitter for Android
@DaveYostOH Not one peep out of this jagoffs mouth when the proud boys were harassing the gays but he has to suck Israel's dick
In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
@GovMikeDeWine @PUCOhio Hey shitheads: My energy costs are through the roof. WTF do you have to say for yourselves? And House Bill 6. And Larry Householder. Corrupt fucks. Eat a dick https://t.co/ofuKdbHQE3 Friday, April 05, 2024 8:57:53 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever is responsible for harming this innocent child needs to have his dick crushed in a hydraulic press and then fed foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/MMpJhssyEL Wednesday, February 21, 2024 12:11:33 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy... Biden's senile but he ain't wrong on that one. You're an extremist if you support an insurrectionist criminal. Why do you suck his dick so much Frankie? He didn't even endorse you.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Thursday, January 18, 2024 3:04:53 PMTwitter for Android
My prediction is that because many of these justices suck Trump's dick, they'll rule to reinstate him on state ballots in no time!

I still think this is a bad precedent to set though, despite how loaded the court is and how looney orange man is

https://t.co/DZxslXKCde 		Friday, December 29, 2023 9:24:45 AMTwitter for Android
This is the slowest fucking shipping I've ever seen in the year of our lord 2023. Jesus Christ, @Yubico what the hell did you send this via horse and buggy? Maybe give it to the USPS instead of having Pitney Bowes dick around with it? https://t.co/Srzp60YtNY Tuesday, November 28, 2023 11:13:15 PMTwitter Web App
@ProtectWomenOH @jackwindsor Cut the crap. I had my dick foreskin barbarically snipped after birth and I don't remember a thing
In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 4:03:21 PMTwitter Web App
Eat a dick @Bayer4CropsUS (formerly Monsanto). Killing us all slowly

https://t.co/DLwBTgynn2 		Thursday, October 12, 2023 7:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
Illinois tollway refused to drop my fines. How the fuck was I supposed to know I had 14 days to pay it when I didn't get the violation until a month later. I just thought they'd bill by mail. So I told them to Eat a Dick in my CC name field and they accepted the payment https://t.co/xlZ03G5lFT Tuesday, October 03, 2023 7:07:45 PMTwitter Web App
@OhioSenateGOP 55% is different than 60% and 5% petitions from all counties.

Issue 1 was added as a special election after your dumbass party voted to get rid of August elections because you're now shitting your pants that the majority of Ohioans are against your shitty agenda.

Eat a dick
In reply to @OhioSenateGOP's tweet
Monday, July 24, 2023 12:11:23 PMTwitter Web App
Dick pic bot 😂. What a time to be alive. Sheesh https://t.co/StCBsfDwiW Sunday, July 09, 2023 7:34:30 PMTwitter for Android
I'm such a dick to AI and bark orders at it to fix the code it's spitting out for me. I'm totally on its shitlist and will be among the first killed off by it. Especially since I'm rewatching The 100 and am on the ALLiE AI season. AI gon' kill us all Thursday, July 06, 2023 5:26:55 PMBlueSky
@_sysengineer What a dick thing to say. Like why would that even be an acceptable comment
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, June 29, 2023 8:26:46 PMTwitter for Android
Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PMTwitter Web App
Eat a dick, David. @DaveYostOH

https://t.co/UJiAp0ASbS 		Thursday, February 02, 2023 6:12:32 PMTwitter for Android
Ok Columbus. Where TF is the parking spot shuttle. I'm freezing my dick off here Saturday, December 03, 2022 9:00:18 PMTwitter for Android
There have to be 500 people waiting for Ubers at the airport. None available. How the f do you get anywhere in Vegas? Seriously Spirit can eat a dick because I would have been here hours ago Monday, November 28, 2022 12:40:23 AMTwitter for Android
@laurenboebert So the priests can bang young boys? Eat a dick, Lauren. Drag queens aren't interested in kids. This is right wing mania that is not true
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
Thursday, November 24, 2022 3:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc Who's the dick. I'ma get them. Do NOT mess.with doggies.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Saturday, September 17, 2022 6:08:49 PMTwitter for Android
My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PMTwitter Web App
Lol what a little wimpy ass bitch. What's the matter Clarence. Not able to take criticism of students telling you you're a hypocritical bitch? Eat a dick

https://t.co/ebEWmFEwL7 		Thursday, July 28, 2022 9:41:27 AMTwitter for Android
I was put into Twitter jail for this and now I'm reposting it because the man can eat a dick. https://t.co/1Bzx2vG3DF Sunday, July 17, 2022 1:52:02 PMTwitter for Android
I need to see if there are any "Eat a dick SCOTUS" tshirts on Prime Day special today Tuesday, July 12, 2022 8:16:08 PMTwitter for Android
Hey Mortons Steakhouse: eat a dick, trying to say Brett Kavanaugh should eat in peace. Nah. I say fuck him, let him get heckled. But Mr. wimp boy had to sneak out the back door. Good, bitch, I hope your life is a living hell Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:57:17 AMTwitter for Android
This is D. folliculorum. It's a skin mite and they live on most human faces. They're 1/3mm long and have a dick https://t.co/YQ2tXOQUvi Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:35:39 PMTwitter for Android
I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C Wednesday, May 11, 2022 5:52:52 PMTwitter for Android
TypeScript promises can completely suck a dick Monday, May 02, 2022 10:52:46 AMTwitter for Android
Hmm. Makes perfect sense... "Crime is up so let's just let every untrained Tom Dick and Harry carry a gun too." Very logical, Michael. 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/vvqdGpkOxm Thursday, March 17, 2022 2:18:52 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder

You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole

https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP 		Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PMTwitter for Android
Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8

And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick 		Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit.

By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT 		Sunday, January 16, 2022 9:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Eat a dick, Donald. I can't wait for everyone to see you didn't pay any taxes, you dope.

https://t.co/S5RKCYS6Gb 		Wednesday, December 15, 2021 2:08:42 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Remember, when you're feeling down, tell them all to eat a dick. It always works. https://t.co/EgZgz1cbQl
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:45:44 PMTwitter for Android
This article is shit & I'm not surprised to see @USRepLong is an old fat white man. Maybe big dick Biden isn't the best, but he inherited a complete shitshow and a lot these points are things Trump set up for failure & the pres can't directly control
https://t.co/LFmbsh5A9i 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 12:26:38 PMTwitter Web App
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
@MikeDeWine was coo last year. Now he's a weasel. "ohh sorry I'd do a mask mandate but they won't let me"

If I were gov, I'd be like "the Ohio Senate peeps are a bunch of dumb fuckin hicks who can eat a dick" and then retire and hang with my grandkids.

https://t.co/BuDaxbcN3M 		Friday, September 17, 2021 9:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
You're a fuckin dick, @OhioAG (Yost). What do you have against the gays? https://t.co/VSyqUH564r Friday, September 03, 2021 7:40:18 PMTwitter for Android
Like, I get that the Taliban breeds anti-American terrorists, but they hate the US of A for dicking around their countries in the name of oil. Maybe if we didn't suck Israel's dick and stayed neutral in the Middle East, they wouldn't mess with us so much

☮️ 		Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:38:22 PMTwitter for Android
I find it hilarious about all the people giving Big Dick Biden shit for Afghanistan falling to the Taliban.

1) Trump pulled our troops out
2) We're not the world police
3) In the words of Trump, that's a shithole country so let them fend for themselves 		Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:30:36 PMTwitter for Android
I found a bunch of NFC tags from like 8 years ago and when I scanned, them, they all contained text telling me to eat a dick Wednesday, June 30, 2021 12:28:57 PMTwitter Web App
God allegedly gives people free will. Big Dick Biden is giving people free will. It's called pro choice. He's not the one making decisions for people - let them make it. How is that a sin on his part. Leave him alone with this made up BS
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, June 18, 2021 11:57:47 PMTwitter Web App
Separate Church and state! It's fine if Big Dick Biden is a holy Catholic. It's also fine if he supports pro choice policies. Let the man have his Jesus cracker if he wants it.

https://t.co/uHoh4CqQ99 		Friday, June 18, 2021 11:55:00 PMTwitter Web App
Work's gonna have to go eat a dick because I was up until 4am doing a botched maintenance and tomorrow I'm in incident postmortem meetings from 10am to 3pm straight! Monday, May 31, 2021 9:47:57 AMTwitter for Android
Big Dick Biden coming in hot again 🔥🔥

Flat out refusing to sign his name on the stimulus checks or send letters so he can get them out quicker and cut wastefulness (unlike that other dumb cocky prick who had to let us know his actions were huge - the best actions). 		Tuesday, March 09, 2021 10:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
@TheFirstDogs Moron @gregkellyusa, who isn't even verified on Twitter, called Biden's dog a junkyard dog. What a dick

Greg Kelly is a junkyard human who is a Trump cultist
In reply to @TheFirstDogs's tweet
Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:03:28 AMTwitter Web App
These dumb, confederate, Trump-cultist hick motherfuckers. I'm trying to get this shit back to normal. Should have let the fucking south secede. Do not do this shit until big dick biden can get us all vaccines by May https://t.co/ZmVwVAsC2E Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:01:40 AMTwitter Web App
BIG DICK BIDEN making huge promises over here, saying there will be enough vaccine supply for all American adults by the end of May. Big promise here. Let's see how that goes Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:09:40 PMTwitter for Android
@tedcruz hey weasel dick Thursday, January 07, 2021 9:13:24 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump WHAT HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER, PIG DICK Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
A list of delusional dumbfuck pieces of shit, unfit to represent a pile of shit
@tedcruz
@RonJohnsonWI
@jameslankford
@SteveDaines
@MarshaBlackburn
@SenatorBraun
@SenJohnKennedy
@CynthiaLummis
@RogerMarshallMD
@BillHagertyTN
@TTuberville

Suck Trump's dick, assholes. 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:44:08 PMTwitter for Android
Has @realDonaldTrump eaten a dick today? If not, he should choke on one. Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin Looney Toon reposting this propaganda garbage. A conniving loser, liar, and total failure. All the worst in 2021, dick
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, January 01, 2021 1:18:09 AMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO You're a conspiracy pushing piece of shit. Go suck Trump's dick you fuckin moron
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Wednesday, December 30, 2020 12:04:46 PMTwitter Web App
I have nothing but respect for one of our top engineers who quit because he had enough of our company's bullshit. Put in his two weeks but proceeded to take 1.5 weeks of PTO and told us to eat a dick

Guy just got completely shitfaced on his going away Zoom 		Wednesday, December 23, 2020 5:48:48 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone needs to eat a fuckin dick today at work Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28:50 AMTwitter Web App
What a great night for Donald Trump to choke on a dick Thursday, November 05, 2020 10:11:06 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump: eat a dick https://t.co/2ph6dggmKx Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:31:41 AMTwitter Web App
Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad.

If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick 		Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AMTwitter Web App
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx Yeah it's a dick move. Glad the seller had to lower or I would have walked. I already put 20% down and didn't have more to cover the extra. Didn't want PMI either
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 10:46:28 PMTwitter for Android
This is a guy who has a human run a manual test against each server during production deployments. Once we get that automated, he'll have to go eat a dick instead
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, May 25, 2020 9:29:45 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... I was going to stop complaining on here but when the director of QA schedules an 8am meeting for the first day back after a three day weekend, he can go eat a rotting dick. Monday, May 25, 2020 9:27:08 PMTwitter for Android
This guy told @realDonaldTrump
To eat a dick

‘Very difficult and emotional’: Pandemic expert leaves Trump administration https://t.co/JTgaRptx22 		Wednesday, May 06, 2020 9:24:58 AMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to mow my lawn and the neighbors are having a convo across the street. Feel like a dick if I start the mower but hurry the fuck up already Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:24:08 PMTwitter for Android
They don't know where the fuck to put all the bodies, and you have delusional @realDonaldTrump holding 2 hour sessions sucking his own dick about how good he's handling the crisis while being extremely rude to anyone questioning his bullshit Tuesday, April 14, 2020 7:12:50 AMTwitter for Android
I always disliked, but respected @Apple, but this is a dick move. Fuckers.

You know how many apps use that API? Now we're stuck with either google weather, https://t.co/LyZGSRzV2A or accuweather and those all suck.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:28:50 PMTwitter Web App
The IRS can eat a dick

https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe https://t.co/xbmbNmrZ9i 		Monday, February 10, 2020 5:45:01 PMTwitter for Android
Disney just pulled it's huge dick out and put it's balls all over Netflix's face Tuesday, November 12, 2019 9:08:14 PMTwitter for Android
IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 14, 2019 12:52:09 PMTwitter Web App
Driving on Long Island roads and highways is the equivalent of shoving needles through your dick Friday, September 13, 2019 4:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
Then they scan your tickets and load you onto a packed bus, jammed ass to dick in there. Bus drives to the tarmac where the plane is.

¿LOLWUT?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, May 17, 2019 4:47:30 PMTwitter for Android
My wordpress theme I'm using can go eat a dick. "Update" with no release notes or any explanation and it turns into utter garbage / I lose all customizations. For serious? Tuesday, May 07, 2019 2:52:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the fuckin EPA. Might as well abolish it and save money if they're not going to do dick to help the environment
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:01:38 AMTwitter for Android
ISPs and governments can go eat a dick https://t.co/PdExIvMlQb Wednesday, April 24, 2019 10:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a new dad and literally racked up like 200 stars in the past month because wifey and I only end up going on Starbucks dates now and they took all my stars away.

Eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2019 2:28:13 AMTwitter for Android
Eat a dick, @AjitPaiFCC!!!

https://t.co/adezsamqkR 		Monday, February 04, 2019 6:51:26 PMTwitter for Android
This country can suck a fucking dick Friday, January 25, 2019 1:20:08 AMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC you're a goddamn fraud. Eat a dick Tuesday, December 04, 2018 12:39:00 AMTwitter for Android
Spectrum is a fucking terrible ISP... Nationwide outage (again), prices increasing, and it's $65/month for 100mbps that doesn't go faster than 80mbps and they claim there's nothing else they can do to get it to reach the advertised speeds

Hey @AjitPaiFCC - eat a dick, fuckface 		Friday, November 09, 2018 1:54:49 AMTwitter for Android
Missed my entire fucking Halloween party because I recommended against something but my boss made us do it anyway at 7PM on Friday and then another asshole engineer broke the cluster and boom, 5 hours wasted.

Everyone can eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:33:00 AMTwitter for Android
Whose dick do I have to suck to find orange LED light bulbs... Fuckssake they're sold out everywhere Monday, October 08, 2018 11:48:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@realDonaldTrump eat a dick https://t.co/NZuJHFKZ5w Wednesday, October 03, 2018 2:18:59 PMTwitter for Android
Yo these Vorticon Elite can suck my absolute dick. This level is a pain in the balls. Not only do I have to navigate fire, there are three of these fuckers who jump and take 3 shots to kill. Plus Keen 1-3 controls are awful https://t.co/8rS5tIE72F Monday, August 27, 2018 12:27:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I think our President alluded that the WV Governor had a big dick based on how tall he was and called him "the largest, most beautiful man"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 22, 2018 3:01:04 AMTwitter for Android
Go eat a dick. If we're allowed to grab em by the pussy these days, what's the harm in a little freedom of speech shirt?

https://t.co/ZIPKdorgs0 		Tuesday, July 03, 2018 7:33:37 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @AjitPaiFCC I just told ya boy to eat a dick https://t.co/z3NfTgnTCk Thursday, May 31, 2018 3:20:30 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... I tried to air trombone but it just looked like I was sucking a dick Sunday, May 06, 2018 1:13:07 AMTwitter for Android
Good. @AjitPaiFCC can eat a dick

California net neutrality bill that AT&T hates is coming to New York, too

https://t.co/opvoHxLaTL 		Tuesday, May 01, 2018 10:13:22 PMTwitter for Android
Suck a dick Motorola https://t.co/Luf4SVQH0x Thursday, September 14, 2017 4:47:11 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Too busy making 500 new models than to support older phones? Eat a dick, I'm getting a Pixel.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:14:22 PMTwitter for Android
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
My boss needs to eat a dick, the director of Architecture needs to eat a dick and the CTO also needs to eat a dick Tuesday, August 01, 2017 5:53:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Ticketmaster, eat a dick. How are you charging $11.15 in fees for ONE $37.50 ticket? ~30% of the original ticket price is added fees! https://t.co/wOV1stLdOY Monday, July 31, 2017 12:43:49 PMTwitter Web Client
It's taco Tuesday. I already had too many house margs,​ and I just spilled salsa on my dick area (to quote the Biebs) Tuesday, July 25, 2017 9:57:01 PMTwitter for Android
Also, eat a dick if you're taking up seats with like the outlets but aren't using them. Sit in the non outlet seats Sunday, July 16, 2017 7:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
This is a dick pahhhty Saturday, July 15, 2017 11:57:29 PMTwitter for Android