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Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October.

It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE

Can it be winter already? 		Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AMBlueSky
Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... 		Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PMBlueSky
Let's be real here. It's so my mammoth dick doesnt touch the icky bowl. The article basically says that but in a very PC way

https://t.co/6f34Lx3XNc 		Monday, October 14, 2024 10:29:38 AMTwitter for Android
Sucked a dick. Bring on winter https://t.co/WWEPXzr5f2 Sunday, September 01, 2024 10:52:28 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck these crusty ass old men. They can eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/GPIr9VmEhN Thursday, June 20, 2024 10:42:04 AMTwitter for Android
Read the channel rules, dickhead https://t.co/nvSKjZQrZl Tuesday, June 11, 2024 4:09:44 PMTwitter Web App
@greg16676935420 @digitalartchick Dicks out for Harambe
In reply to @greg16676935420's tweet
Wednesday, May 15, 2024 2:35:36 PMTwitter for Android
@DaveYostOH Not one peep out of this jagoffs mouth when the proud boys were harassing the gays but he has to suck Israel's dick
In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
@GovMikeDeWine @PUCOhio Hey shitheads: My energy costs are through the roof. WTF do you have to say for yourselves? And House Bill 6. And Larry Householder. Corrupt fucks. Eat a dick https://t.co/ofuKdbHQE3 Friday, April 05, 2024 8:57:53 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever is responsible for harming this innocent child needs to have his dick crushed in a hydraulic press and then fed foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/MMpJhssyEL Wednesday, February 21, 2024 12:11:33 PMTwitter Web App
Ya'll should get off this toxic shitpile of an app, tell Elon to eat a bag of dicks, and join BlueSky today!

https://t.co/6pk7jEKRvB 		Tuesday, February 06, 2024 4:43:42 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy... Biden's senile but he ain't wrong on that one. You're an extremist if you support an insurrectionist criminal. Why do you suck his dick so much Frankie? He didn't even endorse you.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Thursday, January 18, 2024 3:04:53 PMTwitter for Android
Jime Dolan is a prick. I hated him since 2002. I hope he eats a bag of dicks

https://t.co/69X2ZIzSjl 		Saturday, January 13, 2024 3:34:40 PMTwitter for Android
My prediction is that because many of these justices suck Trump's dick, they'll rule to reinstate him on state ballots in no time!

I still think this is a bad precedent to set though, despite how loaded the court is and how looney orange man is

https://t.co/DZxslXKCde 		Friday, December 29, 2023 9:24:45 AMTwitter for Android
If you stop in a roundabout when there is no one there, you're an absolute dickhead and I will lay on the horn. This dickwad stopped at every entrance in the gd thing.

Wife: "What if they're learning?"

Me, unsympathetic: "Tough shit. Learn the rules of the road" 		Wednesday, December 27, 2023 5:13:59 PMTwitter for Android
This is the slowest fucking shipping I've ever seen in the year of our lord 2023. Jesus Christ, @Yubico what the hell did you send this via horse and buggy? Maybe give it to the USPS instead of having Pitney Bowes dick around with it? https://t.co/Srzp60YtNY Tuesday, November 28, 2023 11:13:15 PMTwitter Web App
@ProtectWomenOH @jackwindsor Cut the crap. I had my dick foreskin barbarically snipped after birth and I don't remember a thing
In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 4:03:21 PMTwitter Web App
@LaRoseForSenate Frankie Boy! You're a MAGA fanatic. You support the Orange criminal buffoon. YOU are too extreme for Ohio.

Eat a bag of dicks, sir https://t.co/4cfQtH4AJ7
In reply to @LaRoseForSenate's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 10:25:37 AMTwitter Web App
@DavidGlassOH Beautiful morning for you to eat a bag of dicks and stay out of women's bodily decisions
In reply to @DavidGlassOH's tweet
Monday, November 06, 2023 10:14:21 AMTwitter Web App
All these companies raising prices can eat a bag of dicks. It's time to bring back piracy. 🏴‍☠️

https://t.co/xFG2YxcKDF 		Saturday, October 28, 2023 12:20:36 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Elon. GJ on the bot mitigation, dickwad https://t.co/g2QTAMMrUT Monday, October 23, 2023 1:27:31 PMTwitter for Android
Eat a dick @Bayer4CropsUS (formerly Monsanto). Killing us all slowly

https://t.co/DLwBTgynn2 		Thursday, October 12, 2023 7:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
Illinois tollway refused to drop my fines. How the fuck was I supposed to know I had 14 days to pay it when I didn't get the violation until a month later. I just thought they'd bill by mail. So I told them to Eat a Dick in my CC name field and they accepted the payment https://t.co/xlZ03G5lFT Tuesday, October 03, 2023 7:07:45 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop There's still time to eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Saturday, August 05, 2023 6:26:46 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop @OhioStateFair @LtGovHusted Can't wait to go there and tell you all to eat a bag of dicks for being corrupt and shady about Issue 1 (that will FAIL miserably)
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Wednesday, July 26, 2023 4:21:16 PMTwitter Web App
@OhioSenateGOP 55% is different than 60% and 5% petitions from all counties.

Issue 1 was added as a special election after your dumbass party voted to get rid of August elections because you're now shitting your pants that the majority of Ohioans are against your shitty agenda.

Eat a dick
In reply to @OhioSenateGOP's tweet
Monday, July 24, 2023 12:11:23 PMTwitter Web App
@hashed_tags @FrankLaRose @VoteYesOhio @ohiogop Frankie Boy! First Energy gave you money? How's ya boy Larry doing in prison? Why don't you join him, you conniving, selfish bag of dicks
In reply to @hashed_tags's tweet
Thursday, July 20, 2023 2:20:47 AMTwitter for Android
@darreldrowland Could you imagine if they used the $20 million they wasted on Issue 1 to actually feed kids in need, instead of dicking around with a democratic process that's been fine since 1912? #NoOnIssue1
In reply to @darreldrowland's tweet
Thursday, July 13, 2023 9:39:02 AMTwitter Web App
@KeithFaber No way. Absolutely no. This will never pass and you're all the party of corrupt fascists. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/HHjudvjoSK
In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet
Wednesday, July 12, 2023 1:29:39 AMTwitter for Android
Dick pic bot 😂. What a time to be alive. Sheesh https://t.co/StCBsfDwiW Sunday, July 09, 2023 7:34:30 PMTwitter for Android
@BrianStewartOH @pickawayohgop @ohiogop @GrantDavisOH @MattForquer Handful of out of touch white boomers who are trying to pass a bill taking people's rights away.

None of these Yes on 1 people can even explain why this is good for anyone except "hippie liberals are going to pass radical legislation"

Majority rules assholes. Eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @BrianStewartOH's tweet
Sunday, July 09, 2023 9:35:10 AMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop @FrankLaRose @BrianStewartOH @DaveYostOH @ChairmanAlex No one wants to vote yes on this shit you dummies. Eat a bag of dicks. Your special interests are in taking our freedoms away
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Saturday, July 08, 2023 2:45:44 PMTwitter for Android
@firewallfox100 They can eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @firewallfox100's tweet
Thursday, July 06, 2023 6:14:20 PMTwitter for Android
I'm such a dick to AI and bark orders at it to fix the code it's spitting out for me. I'm totally on its shitlist and will be among the first killed off by it. Especially since I'm rewatching The 100 and am on the ALLiE AI season. AI gon' kill us all Thursday, July 06, 2023 5:26:55 PMBlueSky
@RepMTG @RepStefanik Marjorie, go eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Thursday, July 06, 2023 3:10:28 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer What a dick thing to say. Like why would that even be an acceptable comment
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, June 29, 2023 8:26:46 PMTwitter for Android
My home/car insurance company has some nerve wishing me a happy birthday and can eat a bag of dicks because my rates have gone up $20 every three months with no claims Friday, June 02, 2023 12:19:12 AMTwitter Web App
I hope when Google needs to lay off more imbeciles, that Rick Osterloh takes my tweet into a meeting room of all these dickhead product designers pushing out utter shit and says "do the fuck better" Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
Dear Abby? You expect this guy to feel any sympathy? She can literally go eat dicks https://t.co/Nno7YrXIGs Saturday, April 29, 2023 9:14:10 PMTwitter for Android
I think you're a dickhead, Elon https://t.co/Sn6SQjPzIj Friday, March 31, 2023 2:12:01 PMTwitter Web App
Did dickead Elon kill off my API access yet? This tweet will test it and see Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:18:02 PMTwitter Web App
Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6 Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:19:22 PMTwitter for Android
Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PMTwitter Web App
Elon dicked around with twitter and I don't really use it as much anymore. Friday, February 17, 2023 2:20:43 AMTwitter Web App
Eat a dick, David. @DaveYostOH

https://t.co/UJiAp0ASbS 		Thursday, February 02, 2023 6:12:32 PMTwitter for Android
Dickhead elon is getting rid of the free api and I'm not paying that looney bin, so I'll need a new plan for https://t.co/s6ROIYhIQQ Thursday, February 02, 2023 9:47:47 AMTwitter Web App
Wow. Hays Kansas PD can absolutely go fuck themselves and their jagoff chief. You have the audacity to order a dying man to court for such minor bullshit? Go eat a bag of dicks
https://t.co/alfFYOcrr6 https://t.co/9bMP1Vd6qV 		Wednesday, December 28, 2022 11:45:05 PMTwitter for Android
Ok Columbus. Where TF is the parking spot shuttle. I'm freezing my dick off here Saturday, December 03, 2022 9:00:18 PMTwitter for Android
There have to be 500 people waiting for Ubers at the airport. None available. How the f do you get anywhere in Vegas? Seriously Spirit can eat a dick because I would have been here hours ago Monday, November 28, 2022 12:40:23 AMTwitter for Android
@laurenboebert So the priests can bang young boys? Eat a dick, Lauren. Drag queens aren't interested in kids. This is right wing mania that is not true
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
Thursday, November 24, 2022 3:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
Yep, as predicted, everything's hacky asf. But I figured it out and it can eat a bag of dicks. Thursday, November 17, 2022 1:08:36 AMTwitter Web App
Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too. Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PMTwitter Web App
Dickhead spent all the money on Twitter

https://t.co/kOh0j9xytB 		Saturday, November 12, 2022 6:30:20 PMTwitter for Android
TF is wrong with this dickhead's face? https://t.co/9uUHxIsQbS Saturday, November 12, 2022 8:55:55 AMTwitter for Android
I'll give dickhead Elon all my DOGE to get verified. Ya know, the bullshit crypto that turned $100 into $20 Tuesday, November 08, 2022 2:06:34 PMTwitter Web App
Elon's a dickhead. Dude buys Twitter and then says to vote Republican Tuesday, November 08, 2022 12:19:21 AMTwitter for Android
Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... The climate is pretty fucked. They're not wrong, but stop inconveniencing people, dickheads

https://t.co/NhgMulyjVb 		Monday, October 10, 2022 12:43:27 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiolife LOL. We treat our pets with more dignity than humans. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/Cy9sY9M5e0 Thursday, September 22, 2022 4:23:06 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc Who's the dick. I'ma get them. Do NOT mess.with doggies.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Saturday, September 17, 2022 6:08:49 PMTwitter for Android
My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PMTwitter Web App
$85/month for Spectrum 500 MBPS internet and they can eat a bag of dicks.

I should pay them half my bill for half the speed.

And don't say it's my wifi setup because at one point I was clocking 550mbps, so they have this shit throttled. Assholes https://t.co/eyB9lC8BCO 		Sunday, August 28, 2022 12:48:10 AMTwitter for Android
What a fuckin dickhead

https://t.co/ELy3zUtUpQ 		Monday, August 22, 2022 10:52:00 PMTwitter for Android
@davenewworld_2 Anyone who voted no on this shit deserves to suffer through every ailment every one of these veterans experienced.

Pro life... They're pro fetus until they stick you in the military and you come back fucked up in body and mind. Seriously this party needs to eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @davenewworld_2's tweet
Friday, July 29, 2022 5:42:50 PMTwitter Web App
Lol what a little wimpy ass bitch. What's the matter Clarence. Not able to take criticism of students telling you you're a hypocritical bitch? Eat a dick

https://t.co/ebEWmFEwL7 		Thursday, July 28, 2022 9:41:27 AMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this creepy ass motherfucker. A disgrace to society. Looks absolutely miserable. Choke on a bag of dicks, Clarence https://t.co/wwlZbNSVfr Wednesday, July 20, 2022 11:42:35 PMTwitter for Android
I was put into Twitter jail for this and now I'm reposting it because the man can eat a dick. https://t.co/1Bzx2vG3DF Sunday, July 17, 2022 1:52:02 PMTwitter for Android
Oh for fucks sake. The Port Authority of NY/NJ can go eat a bag of dicks. $66 to go over the fuckin George Washington Bridge because I thought the cocksuckers billed you by mail. But it's backwards shit and they take cash.

I used to give the MTA shit, but they bill you by mail 		Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:04:12 PMTwitter for Android
I need to see if there are any "Eat a dick SCOTUS" tshirts on Prime Day special today Tuesday, July 12, 2022 8:16:08 PMTwitter for Android
Hey Mortons Steakhouse: eat a dick, trying to say Brett Kavanaugh should eat in peace. Nah. I say fuck him, let him get heckled. But Mr. wimp boy had to sneak out the back door. Good, bitch, I hope your life is a living hell Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:57:17 AMTwitter for Android
This is D. folliculorum. It's a skin mite and they live on most human faces. They're 1/3mm long and have a dick https://t.co/YQ2tXOQUvi Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:35:39 PMTwitter for Android
"Esthetic nightmare" ...
says the dickhead who named two of his kids X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl

Because he/him/she/her/the/them are weirder than X Æ A-12. You absolute whack job https://t.co/OrYmQSKaaY
In reply to @'s tweet
Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:00:02 PMTwitter for Android
I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C Wednesday, May 11, 2022 5:52:52 PMTwitter for Android
TypeScript promises can completely suck a dick Monday, May 02, 2022 10:52:46 AMTwitter for Android
I mean this poor thing. Imagine going around all your life with the name Liz DickHouse? For fucks sake! Marry her off, stat! https://t.co/HCIk7XN1o8 Friday, April 08, 2022 12:48:46 AMTwitter for Android
@mustang_sarah @CumberdickB I have a book of nursery rhymes and it's immediately obvious which ones are of British origin
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Wednesday, March 23, 2022 3:24:59 PMTwitter Web App
Hmm. Makes perfect sense... "Crime is up so let's just let every untrained Tom Dick and Harry carry a gun too." Very logical, Michael. 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/vvqdGpkOxm Thursday, March 17, 2022 2:18:52 PMTwitter for Android
How do you think Putin would react if he got a bag of dicks in the mail? Monday, March 07, 2022 11:27:54 PMTwitter for Android
Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?"

Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PMTwitter Web App
Man fuck this entire place. I'm done. It's now my entire goal to stay here only to take as much as I can from them and give as little as possible. Then they can all eat a bag of dicks Tuesday, February 15, 2022 10:33:39 AMTwitter Web App
Very sorry, but if you're an offshore employee and invite me to an 8am meeting at 4am and expect me to be there, when there are other engineers in your time zone that can help, you can go right ahead and eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/SIVl91LLA2 Wednesday, February 09, 2022 8:09:19 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder

You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole

https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP 		Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PMTwitter for Android
I always end up staying up way too late dicking around with the Twitter API for no good reason Tuesday, February 01, 2022 2:18:30 AMTwitter Web App
Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8

And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick 		Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit.

By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT 		Sunday, January 16, 2022 9:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Eat a dick, Donald. I can't wait for everyone to see you didn't pay any taxes, you dope.

https://t.co/S5RKCYS6Gb 		Wednesday, December 15, 2021 2:08:42 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Remember, when you're feeling down, tell them all to eat a dick. It always works. https://t.co/EgZgz1cbQl
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:45:44 PMTwitter for Android
This article is shit & I'm not surprised to see @USRepLong is an old fat white man. Maybe big dick Biden isn't the best, but he inherited a complete shitshow and a lot these points are things Trump set up for failure & the pres can't directly control
https://t.co/LFmbsh5A9i 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 12:26:38 PMTwitter Web App
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
@MikeDeWine was coo last year. Now he's a weasel. "ohh sorry I'd do a mask mandate but they won't let me"

If I were gov, I'd be like "the Ohio Senate peeps are a bunch of dumb fuckin hicks who can eat a dick" and then retire and hang with my grandkids.

https://t.co/BuDaxbcN3M 		Friday, September 17, 2021 9:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
You're a fuckin dick, @OhioAG (Yost). What do you have against the gays? https://t.co/VSyqUH564r Friday, September 03, 2021 7:40:18 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone sell all your stock because clearly that's the thing to do after the fall of some shithole country the US has been dicking around in for 20 years, spending Trillions of dollars with no benefit Monday, August 16, 2021 10:00:30 AMTwitter Web App
Like, I get that the Taliban breeds anti-American terrorists, but they hate the US of A for dicking around their countries in the name of oil. Maybe if we didn't suck Israel's dick and stayed neutral in the Middle East, they wouldn't mess with us so much

☮️ 		Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:38:22 PMTwitter for Android
I find it hilarious about all the people giving Big Dick Biden shit for Afghanistan falling to the Taliban.

1) Trump pulled our troops out
2) We're not the world police
3) In the words of Trump, that's a shithole country so let them fend for themselves 		Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:30:36 PMTwitter for Android
I found a bunch of NFC tags from like 8 years ago and when I scanned, them, they all contained text telling me to eat a dick Wednesday, June 30, 2021 12:28:57 PMTwitter Web App
God allegedly gives people free will. Big Dick Biden is giving people free will. It's called pro choice. He's not the one making decisions for people - let them make it. How is that a sin on his part. Leave him alone with this made up BS
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, June 18, 2021 11:57:47 PMTwitter Web App
Separate Church and state! It's fine if Big Dick Biden is a holy Catholic. It's also fine if he supports pro choice policies. Let the man have his Jesus cracker if he wants it.

https://t.co/uHoh4CqQ99 		Friday, June 18, 2021 11:55:00 PMTwitter Web App
What a turtle-necked dumb bag of dicks https://t.co/Ue9Xd0yq3h Friday, June 18, 2021 11:53:15 PMTwitter Web App
Work's gonna have to go eat a dick because I was up until 4am doing a botched maintenance and tomorrow I'm in incident postmortem meetings from 10am to 3pm straight! Monday, May 31, 2021 9:47:57 AMTwitter for Android
Dicks out for Harambe. RIP 5 years ago yesterday. #cincinasty https://t.co/60jlLL2bEt Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:13:06 PMTwitter for Android
Big Dick Biden coming in hot again 🔥🔥

Flat out refusing to sign his name on the stimulus checks or send letters so he can get them out quicker and cut wastefulness (unlike that other dumb cocky prick who had to let us know his actions were huge - the best actions). 		Tuesday, March 09, 2021 10:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
@TheFirstDogs Moron @gregkellyusa, who isn't even verified on Twitter, called Biden's dog a junkyard dog. What a dick

Greg Kelly is a junkyard human who is a Trump cultist
In reply to @TheFirstDogs's tweet
Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:03:28 AMTwitter Web App
These dumb, confederate, Trump-cultist hick motherfuckers. I'm trying to get this shit back to normal. Should have let the fucking south secede. Do not do this shit until big dick biden can get us all vaccines by May https://t.co/ZmVwVAsC2E Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:01:40 AMTwitter Web App
BIG DICK BIDEN making huge promises over here, saying there will be enough vaccine supply for all American adults by the end of May. Big promise here. Let's see how that goes Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:09:40 PMTwitter for Android
This is bullshit. I want my free socialism money to donate to antifa so the can send Lindsey Graham a bag of dicks https://t.co/dLGJDx6Usl Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:17:05 AMTwitter for Android
@tedcruz hey weasel dick Thursday, January 07, 2021 9:13:24 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump WHAT HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER, PIG DICK Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
A list of delusional dumbfuck pieces of shit, unfit to represent a pile of shit
@tedcruz
@RonJohnsonWI
@jameslankford
@SteveDaines
@MarshaBlackburn
@SenatorBraun
@SenJohnKennedy
@CynthiaLummis
@RogerMarshallMD
@BillHagertyTN
@TTuberville

Suck Trump's dick, assholes. 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:44:08 PMTwitter for Android
Has @realDonaldTrump eaten a dick today? If not, he should choke on one. Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin Looney Toon reposting this propaganda garbage. A conniving loser, liar, and total failure. All the worst in 2021, dick
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, January 01, 2021 1:18:09 AMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO You're a conspiracy pushing piece of shit. Go suck Trump's dick you fuckin moron
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Wednesday, December 30, 2020 12:04:46 PMTwitter Web App
I have nothing but respect for one of our top engineers who quit because he had enough of our company's bullshit. Put in his two weeks but proceeded to take 1.5 weeks of PTO and told us to eat a dick

Guy just got completely shitfaced on his going away Zoom 		Wednesday, December 23, 2020 5:48:48 PMTwitter Web App
AJIT PAI (@AjitPaiFCC) IS STEPPING DOWN JAN 20th WHEN ASSHOLE @realDonaldTrump LEAVES AND THEY CAN BOTH GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND EAT 12 BAGS OF DICKS. I AM ELATED ATM

https://t.co/4elTAZX9T9 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:31:45 PMTwitter Web App
Eating a bag of dicks https://t.co/t8THsdq7eU Thursday, November 26, 2020 11:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
Everyone needs to eat a fuckin dick today at work Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28:50 AMTwitter Web App
What a great night for Donald Trump to choke on a dick Thursday, November 05, 2020 10:11:06 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump: eat a dick https://t.co/2ph6dggmKx Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:31:41 AMTwitter Web App
Did this guy even have covid? Seems like a publicity stunt to take attention away from his tax returns. Also the full of shit FIXED stock market that is reacting very positively to him "leaving the hospital" cured. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/wjG7YvEwJN Monday, October 05, 2020 6:03:17 PMTwitter Web App
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE AND GROW, but Trump and his cult are actively STILL racists. I thought the right opposes cancel culture.

Such a full of shit party and they all need to eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/qmWGgWnLnV 		Monday, October 05, 2020 10:44:34 AMTwitter Web App
Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad.

If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick 		Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AMTwitter Web App
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx Yeah it's a dick move. Glad the seller had to lower or I would have walked. I already put 20% down and didn't have more to cover the extra. Didn't want PMI either
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 10:46:28 PMTwitter for Android
This is a guy who has a human run a manual test against each server during production deployments. Once we get that automated, he'll have to go eat a dick instead
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, May 25, 2020 9:29:45 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... I was going to stop complaining on here but when the director of QA schedules an 8am meeting for the first day back after a three day weekend, he can go eat a rotting dick. Monday, May 25, 2020 9:27:08 PMTwitter for Android
This construction guy dicking around with some utility thing in the middle of my town's most dangerous intersection didn't give a FUCK when the light turned green. Told cars to drive around him. Balls. https://t.co/L6Wz08BIAw Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
This guy told @realDonaldTrump
To eat a dick

‘Very difficult and emotional’: Pandemic expert leaves Trump administration https://t.co/JTgaRptx22 		Wednesday, May 06, 2020 9:24:58 AMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to mow my lawn and the neighbors are having a convo across the street. Feel like a dick if I start the mower but hurry the fuck up already Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:24:08 PMTwitter for Android
They don't know where the fuck to put all the bodies, and you have delusional @realDonaldTrump holding 2 hour sessions sucking his own dick about how good he's handling the crisis while being extremely rude to anyone questioning his bullshit Tuesday, April 14, 2020 7:12:50 AMTwitter for Android
I always disliked, but respected @Apple, but this is a dick move. Fuckers.

You know how many apps use that API? Now we're stuck with either google weather, https://t.co/LyZGSRzV2A or accuweather and those all suck.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:28:50 PMTwitter Web App
The IRS can eat a dick

https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe https://t.co/xbmbNmrZ9i 		Monday, February 10, 2020 5:45:01 PMTwitter for Android
Disney just pulled it's huge dick out and put it's balls all over Netflix's face Tuesday, November 12, 2019 9:08:14 PMTwitter for Android
IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 14, 2019 12:52:09 PMTwitter Web App
Driving on Long Island roads and highways is the equivalent of shoving needles through your dick Friday, September 13, 2019 4:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
Orbit turntables are overpriced pieces of shit. $350 and it doesn't even have an auto-returning arm. You can't even change the speed without dicking around with the external belt, which stretches out and renders the whole thing useless Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Then they scan your tickets and load you onto a packed bus, jammed ass to dick in there. Bus drives to the tarmac where the plane is.

¿LOLWUT?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, May 17, 2019 4:47:30 PMTwitter for Android
My wordpress theme I'm using can go eat a dick. "Update" with no release notes or any explanation and it turns into utter garbage / I lose all customizations. For serious? Tuesday, May 07, 2019 2:52:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the fuckin EPA. Might as well abolish it and save money if they're not going to do dick to help the environment
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:01:38 AMTwitter for Android
ISPs and governments can go eat a dick https://t.co/PdExIvMlQb Wednesday, April 24, 2019 10:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a new dad and literally racked up like 200 stars in the past month because wifey and I only end up going on Starbucks dates now and they took all my stars away.

Eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2019 2:28:13 AMTwitter for Android
The fucking IRS didn't waste any time taking my damn money. I scheduled a payment for Monday, 3/25 and they drafted it from my account RIGHT NOW. At 2:30 AM on a Saturday #eatadick Saturday, March 23, 2019 2:42:08 AMTwitter for Android
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU 		Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Eat a dick, @AjitPaiFCC!!!

https://t.co/adezsamqkR 		Monday, February 04, 2019 6:51:26 PMTwitter for Android
This country can suck a fucking dick Friday, January 25, 2019 1:20:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Bunch of fucking morons over at the @epa. The EPA is in favor of giving people cancer. #eatadick https://t.co/IXiZxcMO1e Saturday, December 29, 2018 11:20:50 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC you're a goddamn fraud. Eat a dick Tuesday, December 04, 2018 12:39:00 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 "Too many turnstyle jumpers not being prosecuted so we need to raise fares and tolls" #eatadickMTA
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, November 28, 2018 11:16:35 PMTwitter for Android
Spectrum is a fucking terrible ISP... Nationwide outage (again), prices increasing, and it's $65/month for 100mbps that doesn't go faster than 80mbps and they claim there's nothing else they can do to get it to reach the advertised speeds

Hey @AjitPaiFCC - eat a dick, fuckface 		Friday, November 09, 2018 1:54:49 AMTwitter for Android
Missed my entire fucking Halloween party because I recommended against something but my boss made us do it anyway at 7PM on Friday and then another asshole engineer broke the cluster and boom, 5 hours wasted.

Everyone can eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:33:00 AMTwitter for Android
Whose dick do I have to suck to find orange LED light bulbs... Fuckssake they're sold out everywhere Monday, October 08, 2018 11:48:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@realDonaldTrump eat a dick https://t.co/NZuJHFKZ5w Wednesday, October 03, 2018 2:18:59 PMTwitter for Android
Yo these Vorticon Elite can suck my absolute dick. This level is a pain in the balls. Not only do I have to navigate fire, there are three of these fuckers who jump and take 3 shots to kill. Plus Keen 1-3 controls are awful https://t.co/8rS5tIE72F Monday, August 27, 2018 12:27:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I think our President alluded that the WV Governor had a big dick based on how tall he was and called him "the largest, most beautiful man"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 22, 2018 3:01:04 AMTwitter for Android
Go eat a dick. If we're allowed to grab em by the pussy these days, what's the harm in a little freedom of speech shirt?

https://t.co/ZIPKdorgs0 		Tuesday, July 03, 2018 7:33:37 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @AjitPaiFCC I just told ya boy to eat a dick https://t.co/z3NfTgnTCk Thursday, May 31, 2018 3:20:30 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... I tried to air trombone but it just looked like I was sucking a dick Sunday, May 06, 2018 1:13:07 AMTwitter for Android
Good. @AjitPaiFCC can eat a dick

California net neutrality bill that AT&T hates is coming to New York, too

https://t.co/opvoHxLaTL 		Tuesday, May 01, 2018 10:13:22 PMTwitter for Android
I mean I guess the dicks are fine but whoever ❤️s meth? Not a good look. Real bad look. https://t.co/AO3K7Y103d Saturday, April 07, 2018 5:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
Suck a dick Motorola https://t.co/Luf4SVQH0x Thursday, September 14, 2017 4:47:11 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Too busy making 500 new models than to support older phones? Eat a dick, I'm getting a Pixel.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:14:22 PMTwitter for Android
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh wait I'm not even on call anymore. It's just that this Putin-loving dickhead missed his alerts Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:47:54 AMTwitter for Android
My boss needs to eat a dick, the director of Architecture needs to eat a dick and the CTO also needs to eat a dick Tuesday, August 01, 2017 5:53:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Ticketmaster, eat a dick. How are you charging $11.15 in fees for ONE $37.50 ticket? ~30% of the original ticket price is added fees! https://t.co/wOV1stLdOY Monday, July 31, 2017 12:43:49 PMTwitter Web Client
It's taco Tuesday. I already had too many house margs,​ and I just spilled salsa on my dick area (to quote the Biebs) Tuesday, July 25, 2017 9:57:01 PMTwitter for Android
Also, eat a dick if you're taking up seats with like the outlets but aren't using them. Sit in the non outlet seats Sunday, July 16, 2017 7:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
This is a dick pahhhty Saturday, July 15, 2017 11:57:29 PMTwitter for Android
Dicks out for NASCAR Saturday, July 15, 2017 4:37:55 PMTwitter for Android
I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend. Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AMTwitter for Android
"Good thing I've got my CostCo card. We're about to buy dick in bulk" Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:10:09 AMTwitter for Android
.@AjitPaiFCC is a stupid fucking cunt trying to ruin the internet in favor of greedy ISPs. Eat a dick, sir Wednesday, July 12, 2017 10:45:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Fourth of July and I made the bomb dot com sausage and peppers. Suck my dick Sunday, July 02, 2017 8:37:17 PMTwitter for Android
microsoft can go suck a fucking dick with MSMQ clustering and its horseshit management and permissions of it. garbage. Tuesday, May 16, 2017 6:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey assholes over at @Azure This is a valid cron expression, eat a dick https://t.co/ehisXZXrjf Friday, May 05, 2017 10:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Azure sucks a dick Tuesday, May 02, 2017 6:36:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, eat 12 dicks @AmericanAir https://t.co/xMNslkC2sW Friday, April 21, 2017 9:34:37 PMTwitter for Android
"Political Greg sucks a dick" Saturday, March 25, 2017 5:37:11 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... It was a biebs tweet, so I was probably just laughing at dick area https://t.co/V2gpZFUwwk Thursday, March 23, 2017 4:08:10 AMTwitter for Android
Found really old screenshots of old text messages. I beat the Biebs to the whole dick area thing by 7 years... https://t.co/JPPAxm5bY4 Wednesday, March 08, 2017 1:02:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, the fiancée was NOT pleased with me. She was in the middle of picking out her wedding shoes; I was laughing at a Bieber dick tweet Friday, February 24, 2017 1:14:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I am not proud of the fact that I [soberly] laughed at the Biebs tweeting about his dick area for 5 mins.. Friday, February 24, 2017 1:07:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I legit laughed at "dick area" for 5 minutes straight https://t.co/dguzTXFOP0 Friday, February 24, 2017 1:04:46 PMTwitter Web Client
QA manager is an extreme dick for popping a surprise meeting which is requiring me to leave the bar Tuesday, December 20, 2016 3:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
#dicksout for @__JLu's birthday Wednesday, November 30, 2016 4:28:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who put on Nickelback on the jukebox at the bar? Tuesday, November 22, 2016 5:32:21 PMTwitter for Android
Cleveland's all about crooked dicks https://t.co/0Ia7QaXIZc Sunday, October 30, 2016 7:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
Train went about 6 inches before stopping again. Train is moving a dicks length at a time. Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:42:58 PMTwitter for Android
Legit just threw a link in an email to my arch and management team to Lil Dicky's Save Dat Money YouTube video... I'm outside my mind... Monday, September 12, 2016 9:35:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Got this on Slack: "I creeped on this lady next to me on the train today and she was texting someone named 'Big Daddy Long Dick'" Wednesday, August 31, 2016 12:06:10 PMTwitter Web Client
No kidding. Lenovo sucks a teensy dick. Their Moto Z looks horrendous. Getting a Nexus. https://t.co/trCTQS2fAi #android #feedly Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends. Friday, May 06, 2016 8:15:38 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey sucks a dick at documentation Friday, April 22, 2016 1:24:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Azure sucks 12 dicks Friday, April 15, 2016 7:13:14 PMTwitter Web Client
The entire @NYCTSubway sucked 12 dicks this morning. https://t.co/qLjU9aurhz Tuesday, April 05, 2016 10:49:36 AMTwitter Web Client
To the people who said my powershell was too weak, suck my dick. Just wait until you see what I'm about to drop onto github. Monday, March 07, 2016 4:47:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Everything about GoDaddy sucks a dick. Even transferring out. Thursday, March 03, 2016 9:30:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Spirit airlines charges you to fucking sneeze. They can eat a dick Friday, January 01, 2016 5:06:40 AMTwitter for Android
So now I'm going in none of those days. #eatadickdotinfo Monday, December 21, 2015 12:40:51 AMTwitter for Android
Someone said the Biebs had a small dick at the bar and I accidentally vehemently defended him. Thursday, December 17, 2015 3:23:12 PMTwitter for Android
The entire N/Q/R line sucks 12 dicks @NYCTSubway Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
Buckyball dick, you guys! #penis2010 https://t.co/Wx8bJAJvb1 Monday, November 23, 2015 11:12:30 AMTwitter for Android
All of the MTA sucks a dick. Metro North 15 mins late, now the 4/5 is traipsing along at 5mph. Cunts. Monday, November 23, 2015 9:05:04 AMTwitter for Android
Dick wrecking boots @MalJNew Saturday, November 14, 2015 1:45:42 AMTwitter for Android
Waiting for an uptown R at Cortlandt St and after 15 minutes, an N shows up. This entire city and MTA can eat my dick. #nevergettinghome Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:46:21 PMTwitter for Android
The cunt suits I work with. Should they eat a dick? Thursday, October 29, 2015 8:25:20 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, the @MTA sucks 12 dicks. Reliable service, cunts http://t.co/YTEeweBFjd Wednesday, September 02, 2015 12:37:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Dick parking move. The other bike parked between cars http://t.co/9CjzaEFTTC Friday, August 28, 2015 10:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
ATTENTION EVERYONE: HOP OFF MY DICK

Seriously. Why do you need me to get anything done. Shut up and figure it out like I can. 		Wednesday, August 12, 2015 4:17:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Google Hangouts. Made a WiFi call on it and the person couldn't hear dick Thursday, August 06, 2015 8:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:52:51 PMTwitter Web Client
GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick. Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Get the fuck off my team, CC Sabbathia edition. Guy sucks a dick Wednesday, June 24, 2015 9:48:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:03:47 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM SUCKS A DICK Tuesday, June 09, 2015 12:02:02 PMTwitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway suck a dick that nothing is running right this morning. You guys are useless Monday, June 01, 2015 9:22:04 AMTwitter for Android
This place can eat a dick Monday, April 20, 2015 2:47:03 PMTwitter Web Client
PS we need more smokeshow smart programmer chicks here to tell morons to eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:36:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who put mint leaves in my beer? Friday, February 27, 2015 8:56:44 PMTwitter for Android
eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS Monday, February 02, 2015 5:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Eat a dick gramps you suit motherfucker. I finished your task before you even asked for it because I know what's up and you're an idiot Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:31:16 PMTwitter Web Client
As much as I'd like to say this place can eat a dick (and it can), this level of urgency is actually fun Wednesday, January 21, 2015 2:04:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Was trying to invite one of my boys to the bar tomorrow and was trying to say it was a "sick bar" but typo'd it to "dick bar" Friday, January 09, 2015 3:42:06 PMTwitter Web Client
"I make dick jokes, am a borderline racist, alcoholic, drug addict" -@barstooljj via @YuppieJunk I might piss myself Friday, January 09, 2015 1:46:40 AMTwitter Web Client
These suits are so ignorant it's not even funny. Getting a spiked dick reamed to me on a process that hasn't changed in years. LOLZ Wednesday, January 07, 2015 11:41:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a valid Office license up in this bitch? Months already. Friday, December 19, 2014 11:46:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Stop sucking the CTO's dick. Guys a jokeshow Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:39:56 PMTwitter for Android
"What a great thing to say to a senior vice president. Eat a dick. Have you considered eating a dick?" Thursday, December 11, 2014 11:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
[6:27:46 PM] i'm gonna go up there
[6:27:48 PM] shit on the floor
[6:27:51 PM] tell them to eat a dick
[6:27:52 PM] and walk out 		Thursday, November 13, 2014 9:53:23 AMTwitter Web Client
THIS IS EXCELLENT: https://t.co/EGBnrgYpQW Google fucked up big time by merging hangouts with SMS. It blew monkey dick. Night and day Wednesday, November 12, 2014 2:37:40 PMTwitter Web Client
BYNES!!!!! RT @amandabynes Help a nigga out and hop off ma dick Friday, October 10, 2014 4:24:24 PMTwitter for Android
"Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:33:25 PMTwitter for Android
Once again, Selena can't get enough of that dick juice http://t.co/AzHWRFz3Ki Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:11:03 PMTwitter for Android
Can't ever go wrong telling someone to eat a bowl of dicks: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/lawyer-in-hot-water-for-asking-office-manager-if-she-wanted-a-dirty-sanchez-and-telling-her-to-eat-a-bowl-of-dicks/ Friday, August 22, 2014 8:12:45 AMTwitter for Android
Oh I see how it is... Princess Anna wants that dick juice Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:01:21 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Swisher. Ya can't hit for dick but we love you! Go Yankees Friday, August 08, 2014 9:07:23 PMTwitter for Android
1. Who's the dick who took the last of the office coffee without making a refill pot Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:10:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Signal loss their fuckin ass. It magically corrected itself... Probably wanted to send a guy here to dick around and say he fixed it Tuesday, July 22, 2014 9:13:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who is trolling the jukebox with Creed? 3 in a row now... Friday, May 23, 2014 4:50:59 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: If you don't send a girl a picture of your dick in a hot dog bun this holiday weekend, you're doing it wrong. Friday, May 23, 2014 4:49:13 PMTwitter for Android
Verizon sucks a dick at 3G - 4G handoffs. The fuck does 3G still even exist anymore. Such nonsense Monday, May 12, 2014 8:46:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah. I see our CTO is still here. He's suckling Kelly's dick right now Wednesday, May 07, 2014 9:35:24 PMTwitter for Android
Leili is addicted to fins dick juice just like Selena is addicted to the biebs dick juice Sunday, March 30, 2014 12:56:31 AMTwitter for Android
"I have a thing for messes. I can rehabilitate them." *pause* "...With my dick." Friday, March 14, 2014 2:15:55 PMTwitter for Android
McGivern is the only dick standing in the way of my 3 day weekend Thursday, March 13, 2014 2:40:40 PMTwitter for Android
This client can 100% suck a fucking dick Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:43:43 PMTwitter Web Client
This cocksucker motherfucker wants to mentor me? He can surely eat a bag of dicks. I wouldn't be like him if you paid me millions. Thursday, March 06, 2014 8:20:37 PMTwitter for Android
I'd rather shove a red hot rusty nail through my dick than to deal with this incompetent piece of shit company Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:42:05 PMTwitter for Android
You don't even understand the number of dicks everyone here should suck right now. Thursday, February 27, 2014 5:41:21 PMTwitter for Android
.@RockNationRadio stop being a pussy anf draw a dick on a cop car. What are they gonna do, arrest you for being awesome?
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:57:48 PMTwitter for Android
I triple dog dare you to draw a dick in the snow on that cop car Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:39:39 PMTwitter for Android

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