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@FrankLaRose @berniemoreno FRANKIE BOY! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PURTO RICANS CUMMING TO AMERICA.

Your cult leader is a clown, asshat
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Monday, October 28, 2024 9:33:35 AMTwitter Web App
@xgigglypuff People can't even figure out how to collaborate and share a document efficiently. There isn't any way AI is taking over if it's run by the average human
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Sunday, April 21, 2024 6:21:49 PMTwitter for Android
@ashtabulacounty @VoteYesOhio This is idiotic. You're citing shit from the 1800s. Get with the times - it's a living document. Don't give up your liberties. Anyone with half a brain who isn't corrupt and sold out to special interests or drinking magaga Kool Aide would vote no.
In reply to @ashtabulacounty's tweet
Tuesday, July 18, 2023 12:59:57 PMTwitter for Android
This API documentation tells me absolutely nothing. I just want to be able to read my own posts: https://blueskyproject.io/bluesky-queueserver-api/ Thursday, July 06, 2023 10:31:38 AMBlueSky
Very important step for the nubs. Gotta make sure they document how to quit vim in this training lab: https://t.co/Ybd9L3ZJRg Monday, May 09, 2022 3:48:22 PMTwitter Web App
@mustang_sarah @CumberdickB I have a book of nursery rhymes and it's immediately obvious which ones are of British origin
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Wednesday, March 23, 2022 3:24:59 PMTwitter Web App
Oh wait, you actually can. Need to set the version with amazon-linux-extras

This is documented nowhere except the 15th google search entry on Joe Schmo's blog. Again, WTF
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Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:38:11 PMTwitter Web App
Can't tell if Hulu is serious with this Sasquatch documentary, or maybe it's just 4/20. Or both 🤔🤔🤔 Tuesday, April 20, 2021 10:56:04 PMTwitter for Android
@TruistNews you guys want to fix the shitty ass SunTrust portal and the fact that the Document Center has been down for days and I urgently need to grab a statement? Thanks Thursday, April 15, 2021 6:02:42 PMTwitter Web App
This Oprah / Royal Fam documentary is fire flames. The Queen's gotta be spinning in her grave, and she's not even dead yet!

https://t.co/CQBMBU4OAN 		Monday, March 08, 2021 3:56:41 PMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX 		Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
240 years before Jeebus, some dude used shadows to calculate Earth's circumference and was only off by 16%.. Today, we've got morons believing that the Earth is flat 😕

Also in this tweet: Ajit Pai is a FOOL https://t.co/b3NiLJ75fN 		Thursday, June 20, 2019 2:05:20 AMTwitter Web App
Something has to be done about how buggy everything is these days. Google, Android, Microsoft... Nothing fucking works right.

https://t.co/GxMZbsfoAU https://t.co/qATBCUmhze 		Sunday, November 25, 2018 5:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
This documentation FUCKING SUCKS

https://t.co/UGVnzfDqva 		Friday, July 27, 2018 3:43:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Please always document the ridiculous things your students say on here https://t.co/bmmkpb0PY7 Tuesday, August 29, 2017 11:48:33 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a literal footnote I put into an analysis document for our CTO, because I call out people's stupidity https://t.co/787EdjDrwm Wednesday, August 16, 2017 2:05:59 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f… Monday, August 14, 2017 8:26:28 PMTwitter for Android
VSTS is a finicky cocksucker that has absolute horseshit documentation Wednesday, November 02, 2016 1:20:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Alexey sucks a dick at documentation Friday, April 22, 2016 1:24:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo Haas. Nice job on the cumad Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:35:10 PMTwitter for Android
Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do. Thursday, May 28, 2015 1:51:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Under no circumstances should any kind of street meat cost $10. Shouldn't even be $5. Only for the tourists... Tuesday, November 11, 2014 4:50:20 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Just watched a Stephen Hawking documentary and now I 100% understand the concept of traveling forward in time Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:26:53 PMTwitter for Android
"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew Friday, April 04, 2014 1:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
My grandma hasn't stopped making fun of me since I walked in after I confused cucumbers and zucchini. Sunday, March 09, 2014 6:59:31 PMTwitter for Android
These Dillenger wings. I might cum Saturday, January 25, 2014 6:46:46 PMTwitter for Android
Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage Thursday, January 09, 2014 3:05:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Watching the Foo Fighters documentary again. I need help. And Dave Grohl Monday, July 08, 2013 10:18:40 PMTwitter for Android
OMG FIOS MOBILE APP FOR ANDROID IS OUT. I MIGHT CUM Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:15:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Mal: "My dress had stains on it yesterday"
Aniusha: "Were they cum stains?" 		Friday, May 31, 2013 3:20:43 PMTwitter Web Client
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Whoever wrote the build script for our API documentation is a fuckin cunt muscle Friday, April 19, 2013 3:27:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Omg Justin Timberlake. I gonna cum Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:05:19 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika @Waspito cum to us in January, sexual.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, November 30, 2012 11:18:07 PMTwitter for Android
7zip has horse shit, poorly documented command line parameters Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:20:02 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew What a b. Also, learn that pickles are cucumbers. And stop knocking over G&Ts at the bar
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Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:45:35 AMTwitter Web Client
There is no way in hell that these "CUM 94U" Jersey Plates are random. Some dude 100% requested those. Sunday, June 17, 2012 12:16:11 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: 1 million monkey hit random key for 1 million year can able generate Hamlet but not internal Wiki documentation. Friday, June 01, 2012 1:46:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd cum play Sunday, May 06, 2012 3:01:36 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd cum to NYC and drink with me all day
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Saturday, March 24, 2012 4:46:26 PMTwitter for Android
OMG the iPad HD.. I'm gonna cum Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:43:11 AMTwitter Web Client
2AM and I'm writing systems integration documentation. #superawesome #not Tuesday, November 29, 2011 2:02:57 AMTwitter Web Client
this pearl jam documentary... fuck man. why wasnt i this age in seattle in 91? Friday, October 21, 2011 9:43:13 PMtxt
Anyone who sends screenshots in a Word document should be subject to cruel and unusual punishment. Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:42:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Omg! Omg! Royal Wedding I'm gonna cum! Friday, April 29, 2011 8:34:02 AMTwitter for Android
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SO TRUE. Pisses me off so badly!! RT @MrHazel Why the fuck do people send screen shots in a Word document? Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:41:59 PMTwitter Web Client
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Welp, didn't expect any snow accumulation but I'll take it. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:13:42 AMTwitter Web Client
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@Waspito men should never EVER, under any circumstances use the word fantabulous
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:08:02 AMTwitter Web Client

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