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The school nurse is an asshole and I want her to refund me my $25 copay because she said my kid's ears were both red and swollen. Took her to the doctor to see if she had an ear infection for antibiotics and she's completely fine. "ears look great" Thursday, April 16, 2026 4:43:18 PMBlueSky
I can't believe the asshole LA Dodgers won the World Series again and Don Mattingly gets absolutely nothing his entire career. Sunday, November 02, 2025 9:49:27 PMBlueSky
Yo @FrankLaRose. You're an asshole Secretary of State. WTF is this ballot? Why aren't the two main candidates listed first? https://t.co/nhU92qAa6f Monday, October 28, 2024 7:12:35 PMTwitter Web App
You're an asshole to walk long distances in 122 degree heat. This is simple darwinism in the name of religion and I have no sympathy

https://t.co/JSXAM6WHTy 		Sunday, June 23, 2024 5:15:12 PMTwitter for Android
She's a moron.

1) She is indeed above the law because any common person who doesn't stop is arrested on the spot.

2) If she just pulled over, chances are they let her go and slap her on the wrist.

But now she got caught looking like a privileged asshole on bodycam video
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:59:31 AMTwitter for Android
HAHAHAHAHAH! Maybe don't be corrupt so you don't have to kill yourself to avoid prison. 👋 bye asshole- thanks for making my electric bill more expensive

https://t.co/UnmJhZYvtZ 		Tuesday, April 09, 2024 11:22:30 PMTwitter Web App
This fucking guy out of his bird. Yes, Millennials can't buy houses because they don't work. Unemployment is low. People have multiple jobs and still can't afford basic needs.

A fucking moron. Someone get this asshole of the Internet. I hope Dave Ramsey is reincarnated as a poor https://t.co/lfXjdMAn7G 		Tuesday, April 09, 2024 8:08:24 AMTwitter for Android
@JonHusted Worry less about the federal government and more about @PUCOhio fucking raising rates every 5 minutes.

You trump cultist asshole
In reply to @JonHusted's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 9:06:51 PMTwitter Web App
@dolan4ohio Matt, tell your brother he's been an asshole since the Cablevision days, his band stinks, and to put MSG and their shitty facial recognition tech up his ass
In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet
Sunday, February 04, 2024 10:04:43 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose You're still an asshole, Frankie Boy
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Sunday, February 04, 2024 3:17:04 PMTwitter for Android
This dude on Discord literally doesn't know the difference between a and an. Dude uses "an" for everything and it drives me batshit crazy. I don't really know how to bring it up because I don't want to sound like a petty asshole that corrects people, but JFC get it together Monday, January 29, 2024 5:19:20 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose First off, not your sole decision. Second, you're an asshole
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Monday, January 29, 2024 12:59:40 PMTwitter Web App
If you're on a one-lane road, and you're not driving the fucking speed limit, you're a goddamn asshole. Especially if I'm behind you. Thursday, December 21, 2023 11:59:11 AMTwitter for Android
Undefeated with one loss to asshole Michigan and the season was cancelled

https://t.co/PL7SW9AhZj 		Sunday, December 03, 2023 1:41:59 PMTwitter for Android
If you're paying cash at a self checkout, holding up the line, you're an asshole Sunday, October 29, 2023 3:19:00 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! That poor lady made really bad life decisions to end up with your felon worshipping, out-of-touch asshole
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, August 22, 2023 4:13:55 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose You're an asshole, Frankie Boy! All the worst to ya
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Saturday, July 29, 2023 8:48:16 PMTwitter for Android
Elon Musk's autistic asshole hyper fixating on the letter X like a wacky savant Monday, July 24, 2023 7:33:43 AMTwitter Web App
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. GFY asshole. You crooked bastard. Rot in there.@HouseholderOH

https://t.co/lqbqyC9CDy 		Thursday, July 13, 2023 2:55:59 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk You're an asshole
In reply to @elonmusk's tweet
Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:54 PMTwitter for Android
@Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed.

I lost data and look like an asshole at work.

No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with
In reply to @Lenovo's tweet
Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ Mike Stanton (I call him Mike, not Giancarlo). Grounds into a double play with the bases loaded to lose like an asshole and not give me any fantasy points Saturday, April 01, 2023 7:21:22 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @rosterloh

I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned 		Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AMTwitter Web App
Dude the free twitter API tier is a JOKE. What an asshole Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:26:38 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck a curved screen. I cracked two Pixel 6 Pro displays because the corners stick out of my case like an asshole.

https://t.co/fpR5qc6qXM 		Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:22:13 AMTwitter for Android
Who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to put this giant cluttered ass Bing button into @MicrosoftEdge

This looks like asshole. Stop it https://t.co/ymUmPOMIQI 		Thursday, March 16, 2023 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web App
How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:21:33 PMTwitter for Android
If you @ here a Slack channel with 1200 people in it for a simple HR question that could have been a ticket or email, you're a gd asshole who should be dismissed immejitly Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:57:12 PMTwitter Web App
Ok, he feels a little bad, but David Yost is still an asshole prick

https://t.co/ZgEAhe10jZ 		Tuesday, December 20, 2022 11:58:27 PMTwitter for Android
Omg. So it created it on my YouTube bullshit account I made in like 2006. And shows up on my computer and not my phone.

Your shit is so fragmented ffs. Asshole user experience. Christ
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:24:36 PMTwitter for Android
I'm glad wacky Elon brought back @realDonaldTrump so I can tell him he's an asshole again Sunday, November 20, 2022 8:17:45 PMTwitter for Android
If you're waiting in a 5 mile line to see the dead ass queen, you're an asshole. Do something better with your life: https://t.co/zF9UM396wx Friday, September 16, 2022 9:26:23 AMTwitter Web App
And here's another dumb asshole bitch mfer @AGJeffLandry

https://t.co/zLk5eFM3Dz 		Monday, July 18, 2022 10:46:45 PMTwitter for Android
RBG is spinning in her fucking grave rn. She better haunt the absolute FUCK out of any asshole who had anything to do with this ruling Friday, June 24, 2022 1:55:51 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus fucking Christ. I go to the local pizza place / bar to treat myself and work from here for a late lunch, it's deserted, and an asshole walks in hacking up a lung. I stg if I get Covid Ima be pissed Friday, May 20, 2022 3:57:06 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks Well explained! 👍 Don't let asshole haters stop you from making more great content.
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Saturday, May 14, 2022 11:40:29 AMTwitter for Android
Am I the asshole if people show me pics of their kids and their dog is in it, I focus and care much more about the dog? lol Saturday, May 14, 2022 1:03:28 AMTwitter for Android
@JoshMandelOhio You're an asshole
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:30:32 PMTwitter Web App
Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:53:15 PMTwitter for Android
Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses.

Fuck outta here with this idiot shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PMTwitter for Android
Let's talk about ceiling textures. There are only two acceptable textures: completely smooth, or knockdown. Anything else, especially popcorn ceilings, look like asshole Monday, April 04, 2022 2:14:46 PMTwitter Web App
@TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole.

And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm
In reply to @TIME's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PMTwitter Web App
I can't do my taxes yet because my asshole investment guy didn't send me a finalized 1099. I have some half ass estimated version that is going to change.

1) I want my gd refund. I don't believe in loaning the US interest free money
2) IRS is backlogged, so it's gonna take ages 		Friday, March 18, 2022 9:38:57 PMTwitter Web App
HEY MARJORIE, you stupid bitch. You're banned on here for being an asshole so I can't @ you, but I hope anonymous fucks you all up https://t.co/zst6XO6lDI Friday, March 18, 2022 10:01:58 AMTwitter Web App
Warren Buffett is an asshole buying billions of dollars in Occidental Petroleum. He did it, so I was like "that billionaire cracker knows what he's doing" So I bought some too. And of course it's in the red.

But it's all for the long term 		Wednesday, March 16, 2022 6:41:31 PMTwitter Web App
Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, took an online test and it told me I'm an asshole who doesn't trust anyone https://t.co/Lbrj9QhfuN Wednesday, February 16, 2022 12:06:41 PMTwitter Web App
It's February 6th. If you still have your Christmas lights on, you're an asshole Sunday, February 06, 2022 9:43:52 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder

You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole

https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP 		Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PMTwitter for Android
So about that time I had to call poison control on myself because I had allegedly eaten 100mg of my dog's Lasix (diuretic / water pill) that I hid in a raspberry because I also started snacking on raspberries and am a scatterbrained asshole. Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:18:06 AMTwitter Web App
Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8

And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick 		Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
TypeScript is a horseshit programming language. nodejs. and npm can also fuck right off.

I can't believe some asshole thought it was a good idea to use this bullshit for infra automation instead of say, python. 		Tuesday, November 30, 2021 12:05:05 PMTwitter Web App
@tedcruz Ted, you're an asshole
In reply to @tedcruz's tweet
Monday, November 08, 2021 5:51:43 PMTwitter Web App
@BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good.
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AMTwitter Web App
Oh look. Katy Perry's hair is dark again. She looked like an asshole as a blonde https://t.co/v6zUMUYEQo Monday, September 27, 2021 3:03:40 PMTwitter for Android
Mike Lindell is the dumbest person alive. All he had to do is continue selling his shitty pillows and shut the fuck up with all the Trump propaganda and he'd be like every other rich asshole CEO. But instead, he's being sued for billions of dollars https://t.co/xtNZNSs8VD Friday, September 03, 2021 10:16:38 AMTwitter for Android
Ron Desantis is anti-mask because he wants people to catch covid. He is in bed with the companies creating these expensive monoclonal antibodies and only wants to line his pockets. He's a piece of shit asshole who should be in prison for treason and fraud Sunday, August 29, 2021 3:01:12 PMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. How does it feel that you got sued to reverse your order blocking masks? Good. Asshole. HAHAHAAHA
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
Friday, August 27, 2021 11:57:04 PMTwitter for Android
If Chapman fucks this up, he's an asshole Friday, August 27, 2021 1:16:28 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis How's it going, asshole? https://t.co/PapIhkE4lT Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:33:06 PMTwitter Web App
Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house

https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 		Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PMTwitter for Android
And Rob Manfred is a fuckin asshole with this runner on second in extras rule. How is it supposed to shorten the game. It's lengthening it Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:23:55 AMTwitter Web App
I was an asshole to Sundar Pichai and Rick Osterloh on Twitter, and is it no coincidence my Nest doorbell broke the next day? Thursday, August 05, 2021 5:03:25 PMTwitter for Android
I mean, if you're running Android 2.x in the year of our lord 2021, you're an asshole.

https://t.co/tw6WaG1tqi 		Monday, August 02, 2021 11:30:22 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but the engineer who did this is a gd asshole...

1) Pushing as "Administrator" directly from our build agent. I know who you are.
2) Stop polluting my repo with test commits https://t.co/bjX8UwUuy5 		Tuesday, July 06, 2021 12:52:06 AMTwitter Web App
This guy pitches like a piece of shit asshole without his spider tack. Can we get out money back.

https://t.co/GhIHOMgfkv 		Monday, July 05, 2021 9:14:19 AMTwitter for Android
BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping! Thursday, June 24, 2021 5:35:27 PMTwitter Web App
This fuckin asshole Trump is coming out of the woodwork again I see. Sunday, June 06, 2021 9:32:58 AMTwitter for Android
This is pretty savage. Finally Google with some balls. They're like: "Eat my asshole, Roku" https://t.co/gwPnEBQcRz Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:42:40 PMTwitter for Android
No one wants to work shit jobs where you get abused by asshole customers for shit pay when you can just stay home and collect free money. Maybe pay better?

https://t.co/Rfq8duUPgB 		Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:28:11 AMTwitter for Android
The engineer that quit a few months ago... His code is SO SHITTY, I want to gauge my eyes out. This is what I get for letting him "run with it"

And now I have to clean up this mess. Asshole. 		Tuesday, April 27, 2021 11:23:20 AMTwitter Web App
Button your jersey, you disheveled fuck with a 9.00 ERA. Causes all kinds of drama in the offseason and then starts off like an asshole. Steinbrenner's gotta be spinning in his grave. Cuncel Germán https://t.co/iQH2GAiBhF Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:57:46 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever decided that my house needed to have two tanks was a fuckin asshole. Yeah, there's a whirlpool tub, but the fuck do you need a gas and an electric tank for. What a waste of energy. We're three people! Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:49:04 PMTwitter Web App
@mijo_77901 @MARYHam77598720 @AP When did you choose to be straight, asshole?
In reply to @mijo_77901's tweet
Monday, March 15, 2021 6:53:36 PMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft whoever was historically responsible for MSMQ is a fuckin asshole Sunday, February 21, 2021 9:50:53 AMTwitter for Android
Raze this piece of shit building immediately. Looks like asshole in the NYC skyline and we have whiny ass rich people saying it sucks https://t.co/aAaBl6b59Y Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:51 AMTwitter Web App
My mind is blown. Here I am spending more money like an asshole on uncured lunch meats, trying to avoid sodium nitrate and nitrite. I know damn well, that they use celery salt, which has nitrates, but was like whatever dude, it's just celery... NOPE. Shit's equally as bad. Thursday, February 11, 2021 1:33:17 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee Hey man, Mitch is a shit person, but he's right about this one, asshole. You are a cancer, Marjorie. At least Mitch, who still sucks, has respect for the Constitution
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:47:45 AMTwitter for Android
Dudes, I know cross site tracking cookies and targeted ads are shady and shit like that, but if I have to click another fuckin popup to accept cookies on every new site I visit, I'm gonna lose my shit.

Whoever came up with this law iss an asshole causing shit ux across the web 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:23:29 AMTwitter for Android
I wish I were in the position to tell my company to go fuck themselves for abuse. I FUCKING hate what I do every day. Nothing would give me more joy to pull a Billy Walsh (Entourage) on every single suit and asshole who is making me miserable

I wish them all the fucking worst 		Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:14:04 PMTwitter Web App
@LindseyGrahamSC @senrobportman He retired because he can't deal with fuckers like yourself who spread propaganda and lies that led to an insurrection. Portman refused to S trump's D so he had to leave the party.

The GOP is a fucked dumpster fire. Good, you asshole.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:41:52 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck restrictions on cruel and unusual punishment. I'm in favor of it. Whoever did this should get ASSHOLE carved into their entire back with a machete https://t.co/0uj37cpnEQ Thursday, January 14, 2021 11:25:15 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO @simonschuster Fuck your book, asshole. Put it up your ass, you insurrection causing pile of 💩

You are a terrorist and should get waterboarded
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 2:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
@RudyGiuliani You're a national disaster and Borat made you look like a fuckin asshole, you dirty old man
In reply to @RudyGiuliani's tweet
Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:20:52 PMTwitter Web App
Welp, it's Monday. Every asshole is back to work, our release team fucked shit up, and Slack is down so I have no idea wtf is going on. Monday, January 04, 2021 10:27:01 AMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin loser. Hope you had a shitty Christmas, asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, December 25, 2020 9:21:16 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever at @Microsoft was responsible for how MSMQ is managed through powershell is a fuckin asshole, specifically regarding clustered queues. Why do we have to set an environmental variable. Couldn't we just pass in the cluster role name?

Fuckin jagoff 		Friday, December 11, 2020 2:01:58 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, December 03, 2020 10:52:04 AMTwitter Web App
AJIT PAI (@AjitPaiFCC) IS STEPPING DOWN JAN 20th WHEN ASSHOLE @realDonaldTrump LEAVES AND THEY CAN BOTH GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND EAT 12 BAGS OF DICKS. I AM ELATED ATM

https://t.co/4elTAZX9T9 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:31:45 PMTwitter Web App
@Dar1n9 @AEPOhio @OhioStatehouse @PUCOhio @firstenergycorp Larry Householder is a corrupt asshole, who was in jail and re-elected by a bunch of Trump puppet MORONS.

The @ohiogop are a bunch of corporate shill morons who are pro-cancer for supporting unclean energy.
In reply to @Dar1n9's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:24:10 PMTwitter Web App
I popped onto Slack for a couple minutes and 900 people are bitching about X and on tirades about Y. And I didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit. Some other asshole can fix it all and I'll get back right when things chill out again.

Enjoyyyyy
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:21:08 PMTwitter Web App
Like, what kind of braindead asshole is going to pay a fee to deposit funds into a non-FDIC insured GPay account, when you can just use your bank's Zelle, Venmo, PayPal or Cash app for free.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:22 PMTwitter for Android
This is all asshole @AjitPaiFCC's fault. New administration needs to clean up all this FCC riff raff. You corporate shill.

https://t.co/gXktckX1vs 		Monday, November 23, 2020 10:55:26 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole Tuesday, October 27, 2020 4:08:03 PMTwitter Web App
I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
This is all asshole @AjitPaiFCC's fault. Broadband in America STINKS

https://t.co/jaolhi3cZa 		Monday, October 05, 2020 9:21:19 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, September 30, 2020 2:16:34 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
@EvanS_FCC IT SHOULD NOT COST $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 INTERNET AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE TO PICK A CHEAPER FASTER PROVIDER

GO EAT AJIT'S CORPORATE VERIZON ASSHOLE
In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet
Tuesday, August 25, 2020 9:05:58 PMTwitter for Android